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SMBC is full of win for Mr @albedo777 today http://www.smbc-comics.com/...

6 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

do you ever purposefully ruin things just to see what'll happen?

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Beerfest!!!!!!!

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If you had $100 to spend on sw books, what would you buy? Design practices, management, new tech. Anything. #lazyweb

February 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Anyone know a good florist in Omaha? #lazyweb

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just unlocked the "Super Swarm Sunday" badge on @foursquare! Go team! https://foursquare.com/pheaber...

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just unlocked the “Flame Broiled” badge on @foursquare! Cheeseburgers all around! https://foursquare.com/pheaber...

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Frankie Ballard!! (@ Whiskey Roadhouse - Horseshoe Casino w/ 8 others) https://foursquare.com/pheaber...

January 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Jack's Mannequin and Jukebox the Ghost!!

January 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I've been awake for the past hour for no reason. I had planned to sleep till 9, but nope... Why doesn't sleep like me?

January 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @KimJongNumberUn: URGENT I AM WILLING TO TRADE NUCLEAR WEAPON FOR LAST EXISTING SHIPMENT OF TWINKIES CONTACT ME ON MYSPACE K THANKS

January 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Bill Nye the Sinus Guy #failedchildrensshows

January 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It surprised me how quickly I was drawn into the story. A great read. http://www.amazon.com/dp... #Kindle

It surprised me how quickly I was drawn into the story. A great read. http://t.co/HJsGljTj #Kindle

January 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You think dubstep started from the teacher on Charlie Brown? Waa wa wamp wamp wa. #drunkthoughts

January 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OH: It smells like alone.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just unlocked the "Wino" badge on @foursquare! Cheers! https://foursquare.com/pheaber...

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Get Your War On comic nails Hollywood. Why the world is doomed if Hollywood controlled the web (#SOPA passed). http://t.co/gxGCxoYU

December 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @JohnFugelsang: 'Do They Know It's Christmas?' sounds better than 'Are Starving Africans Adequately Aware Of Western Seasonal Customs?'

December 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

YAY! (@ Santikos Palladium IMAX for The Muppets) http://t.co/R1zxSyM8

December 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @etesla: People: a point is MOOT. MUTE is a button or a speechless person.

December 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @ActuallyNPH: I love buying Christmas presents for people! Especially when that people is myself.

December 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @wilw: Dear Whoever Decided To Put Loud TVs At Gas Pumps: Please punch yourself in the face one thousand times. Thank you so much.

December 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I've known too many people I'd say that to. RT @dbrady: OH "You could make this company a better place if you didn't code."

December 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @neiltyson: QUESTION: This year, what do Jews, Muslims, & Atheists call Christmas? ANSWER: Sunday.

December 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Is this like Jeopardy where we guess the question? RT @danfitch yes

December 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Mmmmmmmm (@ Chick-fil-A) http://t.co/kkSrbV09

December 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Somebody really wants me to connect to their hotspot. My only question is jelly or syrup? http://t.co/DN5Wgakk

December 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Flying down to San Antonio for Xmas! (@ Omaha Eppley Airfield (OMA) w/ 7 others) http://t.co/qsCb5SjW

December 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

FFRREEEEEDDOOOOMMMM! No more work till January 3rd.

December 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @IanSchreiber: Someone please make an automated email script that will waste the time of spammers and bad recruiters by responding with ELISA.

December 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share