Ironic isn't? Once "they" were no longer able to use threats and violence to contain us, "we" figured we were "free" or something like it. But alas, no. Fear turns out to be just another easy and convenient way to suppress the masses and exploit them as needed. I guess humanity is just an endless dance between the downtrodden and their rich overloads.
- Paul W. Homer
I find it helpful sometimes to question the assumption that a decision always has to be a cause to fear. Or that fear must always necessarily be associated with the making of a decision. Neither of these assumptions is true in every case.
- Donald C. Lindsay
Where no one agreed on anything. Even this was a point of serious debate.
- Alex Scoble
The evil Lord Perez had outlawed bunnehs throughout all of the Principality of FriendFeed.
- teh Dork Knight aka Kenny
The kingdom was in peril (as all good kingdoms are).
- Paul W. Homer
One day, while out picking cilantro, Gunny decided he wanted some chicken and waffles.
- Gunny doesn't side-hug™
Lord Perez asked: "But where shall we go to get the Chicken and Waffles?"
- teh Dork Knight aka Kenny
Someone noticed that Gunny was picking cilantro and told him that cilantro is gross. Another person chided him that it's called coriander. A fight broke out.
- Alex Scoble
The fight quickly ended when the Wild Bunnehs of Helms Deep attacked.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Soon after the fight broke out, The town Scribe Sir Scobleizer posted about it on his blog.
- Gunny doesn't side-hug™
As the fight was not between two chicks no one cared to watch so Perez went back to his main focus and sent all his loyal minions to the magical land of Bacon in search of Chicken and Waffles.
- Steve C
"AND BRING BACK SOME CILANTRO!" commanded the High Time Lord.
- Steven Perez
from IM
At that point someone stole the time lord's sonic screwdriver and made away with a great cackle...Twas the Master AKA Josh Haley.
- Alex Scoble
Meanwhile trouble was brewing in the land of Twitter. The citizens there were growing tired of having to speak only 140 letters at a time.
- Gunny doesn't side-hug™
Suddenly a giant waffle Chicken showed up, brandishing a fierce clump of CILANTRO!
- Paul W. Homer
The evil Master Josh Haley ran all the way to the Land of Twitter, the Dread Lord's sonic screwdriver in tow, determined to break the 140-character limit with the Time Lord's technology, when he suddenly came upon the Giant Chicken of MySpace!
- Steven Perez
from IM
And a bunneh rabbit bearing the bomb that brother maynard carries with him.
- Martha
The Giant Chicken of Myspace was quite emaciated however, and was now only the size of a small cat. Josh Haley punted the Chicken in to outer space where it remains to this day.
- Alex Scoble
This all would have been reported on the internet, but sadly, RSS is dead.
- Gunny doesn't side-hug™
Thankfully, the Chicken dropped his stachel of Magic Cilantro, which revived the RSS Feeds of Infotainment and powered the Great Chatter Machine.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Someone else chimed in to say that RSS is in fact not dead and that Dave Winer is quite proud of this fact, thank you very much.
- Alex Scoble
The Bunneh, however, dropped his bomb on that blabbermouth and went off with Master Haley to the Land of Twitter.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Unfortunately, the Corporate IT Nazis had set up a firewall blocking them from getting to Twitter.
- Alex Scoble
As Master Haley and the bunneh pondered how to break the Firewall of Doom, the other subjects were still searching for the Chicken & Waffles Stronghold.
- Steven Perez
from IM
The small band of warriors in the lead of the search were comprised of Gunny the Brave, Alex the Scoble, Helen the Songbird, Katie the Oblivious and Shey the Sniper.
- Steven Perez
from IM
They were charged with crossing into the lands ruled by the Nomura, an army of young girls who insisted that everyone carry an iPhone.
- Steven Perez
from IM
If they could cross into those dangerous lands without being branded by the Force of i, then they would find sanctuary in the Kingdom of the Penguin, ruled by the beautiful and beneficient Princess Stripey Socks.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Little did the Nomuran's know, Gunny's Blackberry Curve had a camouflage function and they were able to cross their territory undetected.
- Gunny doesn't side-hug™
"Get rid of anything with the logo of the Window on it," said Gunny the Brave to his band, "If you carry anything like that into where we're going, the Nomura will find us and make us slaves in their Mac mines."
- Steven Perez
from IM
Quietly, the intrepid band crept across the glossy lands of the Nomura, keeping a sharp eye out for trouble.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Suddenly, there came a cry across the plain. "OMG YOU GUYS THEY'RE OVER THERE!" Zounds! One of the Nomura had found them!
- Steven Perez
from IM
Shey the Sniper tried to pick off the oncoming Nomura, but they moved too quickly from one place to another. Things looked grim.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Luckily the Nomurans were deathly afraid of bunnehs and kittehs, and the intrepid band of adventures were armed with them.
- Gunny doesn't side-hug™
Suddenly, Helen the Songbird opened her mouth and let loose a burst of song at the Nomura. "NOOOO!" the Nomura said. "OPEN SOURCE MUSIC! WE CANNOT HANDLE OPEN SOURCE MUSIC ***AND*** BUNNEHS AND KITTEHS!!!"
- Steven Perez
from IM
Thus repelled, the Nomura retreated to their White Towers of Jobs, vowing revenge on the Time Lord's Children of Time.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Steve woke up, thinking "I have to stop reading LOTR and FF before I go to bed."
- anna sauce
Unfortunately, Steven was caught in a dream loop, brought on by a meal of bad lobster. Only the purest cilantro could break the loop.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Hopefully, his warriors would soon return with cilantro, and some chicken and waffles, and his sonic screwdriver.
- Steven Perez
from IM
As the warriors exited the land of the Nomura, they soon found themselves at Castle of the Flightless Queen, Princess Stripey Socks.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Standing guard at the gate was Sir Haggis, Captain of the Guard, who demanded a password from the group to gain entrance.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Alex the Scoble, who loved arguing with people, soon began an argument with Sir Haggis over whether or not passwords were legal in the Lands Beyond.
- Steven Perez
from IM
While Alex argued with Haggis, the rest of the group found the secret entrance and snuck inside.
- Steven Perez
from IM
At last Sir Haggis attempted to end the discussion by saying "You shall not pass," at which point the Scoble said simply, "Enigma" which, being the correct password, compelled Sir Haggis to open the door. He did so with an oath: "Oh, Ffing enigma!" he said.
- Jim Hearts FF
Soon, the band of warriors were reunited and ushered before the most beautilful princess in the land, Princess Stripey Socks.
- Steven Perez
from IM
They looked up, each agape with wonder. The Princess smiled.
- Jim Hearts FF
"Brave knights," the Princess said, resplendent in her finest rainbow gown and colorful striped socks, "take your rest tonight, and in the morning, I shall give you the map to the Fastness of Porcine Foodstuffs, where you may find what you seek."
- Steven Perez
from IM
The knights were ushered into resplendent rooms where they could refresh themselves before the feast that night.
- Steven Perez
from IM
After some rest and a wonderful feast, the Princess begged the knights to play a song for her.
- Steven Perez
from IM
And the cheers from the assembled throng were many and happy, as the band finished their song.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Suddenly, from outside the palace, came a hue and cry. OH NOES! The song had attracted the attention of the Wild Bunnehs! They were assaulting the castle!
- Steven Perez
from IM
"O NOES!" cried Princess Stripey Socks. "How will we repel the Wild Bunnehs? I need a True Hero to save my palace!"
- Ladybug Heather
Alas, Sir Haggis had disappeared beneath the onslaught of bunnehs.
- Ladybug Heather
And the Princess didst sing from the turret at the northwest corner of her fastness, "I need a hero! I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night!"
- Jim Hearts FF
Suddenly, the Lord of Time appeared on a white steed, a bag of magic cilantro around his neck and all the armies of FriendFeed behind him, shouting a mighty war cry of "DEATH TO WILD BUNNEHS!"
- Steven Perez
The Wild Bunneh's unbeknownst to the Time Lord had developed the Carrot Hole. Head Wild Bunneh gave the command, "Lettuce commence our attack."
- Janet
The Wild Bunnehs fired the Carrot Hole at the Time Lord in a great flash of light and sound, the scene going bright orange and smelly slightly of carrot bread.
- Steven Perez
from IM
The Time Lord was wallowing in a sea of cream cheese icing. The planned worked, Roger Bunneh made five carrot general, he was hailed a hero.
- Janet
Ah, but the clever Time Lord was also a Kwitzach Haderach, and so called forth the rains to wash away the icing trap, while at the same time sweeping aside the Bunneh Army.
- Steven Perez
from IM
AHEM. NOT THE END. THIS ENDS WHEN I SAY IT ENDS.
- Steven Perez
from IM
NOW THEN, WHERE WERE WE? Right: So, having vanquished the Wild Bunnehs to a pocket dimension outside the Time Stream, Steven addressed his merry band of explorers, admonishing them, "Now don't forget: chicken, waffles, cilantro. And try to bring back some bacon, too. Here's some more money to help you on your trip."
- Steven Perez
Rescuing the brave Sir Haggis, Princess Stripey Socks charged him with joining the brave knights in the quest for good grub, giving a magic sword, enchanted shield, and a bag of holding containing a secret weapon.
- Steven Perez
The bag was moving, small sounds were heard. Sir Haggis was overjoyed when he glanced into this magical secret bag. A litter of babby bunneh cuteness could be seen.
- Janet
The brave warriors woke early the next morning, refreshed from their stay at the Castle, and set off to the West to find the Bacon Stronghold.
- Steven Perez
Unbeknown to them a Elf was following them eating the Cilantro that was leaking from the bag.
- Kim Landwehr
The merry band made their way across the Enchanted Fields of Flightlessness, eventually reaching the borders of the A-List Bloggers' country.
- Steven Perez
Gunny the Brave said, "Now be careful not to get into any arguments here. The people love to argue even more than -".
- Steven Perez
from IM
He had not even finished the sentence before Alex the Scoble got into a heated debate with Michael the Errington, a well known brigand and fool, and Chris the White, a born argumentative goof. Soon, even the Songbird and the Oblivious were arguing with several well-known bloggers whether Twitter or Facebook was better.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Gunny, seeing that this matter would require no small amount of time to resolve, sat down to eat an early lunch: cilantro in a cilantro wrap with cilantro mayonnaise.
- Jim Hearts FF
with a side of twisty fries seasoned with coriander.
- Jim Hearts FF
Suddenly, inspired by the cilantro coursing through his veins, Gunny hit upon an idea; he whipped out his Blackberry and tweeted the following: "STEVE JOBS IS AT THE STARBUCKS AND IS TAKING QUESTIONS."
- Steven Perez
Steve Jobs tapped him on the shoulder...
- Nick Taylor
Gunny fled the restaurant without paying, leaving his blackberry on the table. In the distance sirens... helicopter rotors... Gunny panics and climbs up a tree. Curious onlookers gather... Gunny shouts at them to go away...
- Nick Taylor
But there was no going away this day. No, Going away had been banished. The mighty over lord Steven had declared it to be so. Going away now had been replaced with
- Brent - Loving Life
singing! Gunny, with great relunctance, began to sing "We gotta get outta this place, if it's the last thing we ever do!"
- Jim Hearts FF
Gunny finding quickly that his singing basically sucked and the curious onlookers were getting closer, decided that the Not Going away command declared by the Steve Overlord was in need of some serious fixing quickly. Gunny thought and thought and thought and came up with an Idea, a brilliant idea, and just as the Curious onlookers were just getting to curious for safety reasons, Gunny
- Brent - Loving Life
Picked up a lazer ray gun and cut all the curious on lookers in half. "That will teach you to mind your own business." shouted Gunny.
- Brent - Loving Life
Gunny began to wonder if perhaps he had been a little hasty.
- Kevin J Hatton
But it was too late. The soapy nasty evil cilantro had altered his mind, and history forever, so-
- Gunny doesn't side-hug™
Gunny decided that Cilantro was never going to pass his lips again.
- Brent - Loving Life
My lips are on file, Gunny said; as the cilantro was secretly dipped in acid.
- Joel Robert Perez
'Damn that's hot!' he exclaimed and began to ponder his next move.
- Kevin J Hatton
Suddenly Gunny realized that Steven shared part of his name with Perez Hilton, so..
- JazJaz
And that's when a large bucket of ice cold water drenched Gunny from head to toe; Haggis had saved him from some bad cilantro. Meanwhile, the A-List Bloggers, thrilled at the mention of Steve Jobs somewhere in the area, ran to the next Starbucks over, which just happened to be next door, allowing Gunny and Haggis to gather Helen, Katie, and Alex and make their escape, after they grabbed Gunny's secretly cloaked Blackberry.
- Steven Perez
The intrepid band of heroes knew that they would soon need supplies, as their cilantro had been tainted by the dreaded IMHO Virus, a known cilantro-killer in the land of A-List Bloggers; luckily, Katie, who was usually oblivious to such things, knew of a secret stash of cilantro, borracho beans, Spanish rice and flour tortillas, so they headed off to the Mexican Restaurant at the Edge of the Mountain.
- Steven Perez
Soon after sitting down, they realized that a cloaked figure in the corner had been watching them with great interest from the moment they entered the restaurant. The Scoble began to be anxious, "I know that cloak, Haggis" he whispered.
- Jim Hearts FF
The cloaked figure, short and stout, made its way silently to the table, withdrawing its hood to display its large red mouth and row of sharp teeth, saying, "Greetings, fair travelers. I am Domo-Kun. I am here to lead you to our ruler, Princess Pea Awesomesauce, and she will grant you a boon for your trip. But first, finish your enchiladas before they get cold."
- Steven Perez
So the band of warriors had some yummy enchiladas and sopapillas, along with the finest tequila.
- Steven Perez
After their meal, Domo-Kun led the band to the edge of the mountain and said, "Now we must ride the wind. When I give the signal, we will jump off this cliff and be carried by the Rocs of Ages to the Stormhold of Pea. Get ready!"
- Steven Perez
From far away, a great raptor's cry echoed across the wide valley, soon joined by a chorus of calls that could have come from no ordinary birds.
- Steven Perez
"Sweet!" cried Gunny, through cilantro-colored teeth. "I've always wanted to be in a story like this!"
- Jim Hearts FF
Katie handed Gunny a toothbrush and said, "Better hurry, cuz I think we're about to go flying."
- Steven Perez
At the rave, Gunny was given some cilantro laced with X. He passed out.
- Gunny doesn't side-hug™
Katie smacked Gunny awake. "Focus, man! The Rocs are coming. Finish brushing your teeth and get ready to jump!"
- Steven Perez
The flapping of wings became louder and louder as the Rocs, huge winged raptors from legends long since past, came into view, preparing to sweep the cliff and pick up their passengers on their journey to Domo-Kun's homeland.
- Steven Perez
But first the winged wonders ate at the base of the tree with all the dead bodies.
- Brent - Loving Life
"Stupid Rocs," growled Domo, "always getting distracted." He produced a bone whistle from his robes and let fly with a silent blast of noise. The Rocs looked up from their meal and flew towards the travelers on the cliff.
- Steven Perez
"OK," said Domo. "On my mark ... ready ... ready ... NOW!"
- Steven Perez
The group of warriors leapt from the cliff onto the backs of the swooping Rocs, all of them easily landing on the soft downy surface. The Rocs pierced the air with their battle cry and flew high into the air towards the Stormhold of Pea.
- Steven Perez
Gunny, with freshly brushed teeth looked around dazed and confused.
- Brent - Loving Life
Suddenly, there was a trembling and shuddering deep within the heart of the world, as the light blue of the Principality of FriendFeed changed to a darker, more evil hue.
- Steven Perez
OH NOES! The world around them had changed to resemble Teh Evil Kingdom of BookFaced!
- Steven Perez
"THIS WILL NOT STAND!" cried the Time Lord. "WE MUST SAVE THE KINGDOM BEFORE IT CRUMBLES INTO DUST! Or, at least, before stuff like search and posting files doesn't work anymore!"
- Steven Perez
Leaping from his throne, the Time Lord hurried to his lab, where his podcast partner, Time Lady Amber of Spence and her assistant, the lovely Lady Shevonne, were tinkering with a circuit board.
- Steven Perez
"Hark!" cried Lord Steven. "Time to get it in gear, you two. Fire up the TARDIS and let's go! We have to gather our forces and prepare for the assault!"
- Steven Perez
The Fair Queen Stripey Socks was locked in the Tall Tower , against her wishes by the Evil Duke Haggess ... The Knights of the Crooked Table , Sir Perez , Sir Haley , Sir Worthington , met in secret quarters in the Castle to devise a plan ... to rescue the Fair Maiden ...
- johnpiercy
i was as bruised as the bloody Knife held in my hand " how was i going to be clever with the police walking up the stairs i just woke and there were dead animals around me it was a upmarket hotel in Barbados a dead horse a donkey bleeding and some other thing that are to disfigured too be identified how do i explain this "How procedurals , nok nok its the police yes just a moment as run...
more...
- Gratten
"Zounds!" said Lord Steven. "The time fractures are getting worse. Now other realities are beginning to bleed and merge into our own. We have to find the others quick so we can seal the breach and defeat the enemies of FriendFeed!"
- Steven Perez
Throwing up the chronal shields, the Time Lords and his companions streaked across the cosmos towards the Stronghold of Pea, hoping that the intrepid band of heroes mentioned way back when in the story were acquitting themselves with honor and dignity.
- Steven Perez
Making a brief stop at the Castle of the Flightless Queen to pick up Sir Haggis and Princess Stripey Socks ("No, you can't do drunken karaoke now! Yes, you can bring your PSYCH and SUPERNATURAL box sets with you! Yes, Sir Christian can come, too!"), the TARDIS made its way the Land of Domo-Kun ahead of the BookFaced Wave of Destruction.
- Steven Perez
Actually, as far as I can tell, Like in FB does do something: it's basically an empty comment, so you get notified of new comments that occur after you Like it.
- Glen Mistletoe
@Glen: it's true but what bothers me most is that unlike friendfeed, fb delivers a separate mail for every person that comments on that post. #lame
- 'Like' robot (frɐnc)
I would just like to go on record here and clearly state that, were I able to do what this lion is doing, I WOULD NOT! NO! NEVER! EVER! Thank you.
- Mark "DerBingle" J
Mark, not even if they were dipped in chocolate?
- Adrian
Yau'll are some sick _ucks. Let the King have a private moment for God's sake. Shame on you people. Can't yau'll see he's welcomed in the jungle. He went down south :)
- Jeunelle Foster
I remember someone in my distant past saying it as, "Don't take advantage of your friend, "S"" with some connotation for cursive writing. That's all I've got.
- Jennifer Dittrich
Capital S = capitalist? but then...what
- Josh Haley
"Its possible. Another snippet I saw this morning implied that the drivers Microsoft released had been violating the GPL by statically linking to GPLd code, and releasing the source was a way to get positive press from something they were going to have to do anyway (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009......). I don't really buy this explanation, large companies tend to view the GPL as being toothless and don't generally respond so quickly."
- DGentry
Yes, I don't trust Microsoft either. They always have an agenda, and it's never "do no evil" or "lets make software better".
- Paul W. Homer
I'm looking for great tech/socialmedia/web blogs that most people have never heard of...the only condition is that they post once a month at least (and that they're interesting of course...) .... and it can be yours.
Wink WInk. Nudge Nudge. :) - But seriously, I have stumbled across a few by randomly clicking stuff here in FF, so hopefully those people see this thread.
- Rahsheen ™, Coach Rah
long, analytic articles: http://blog.agoeldi.com/ (english blog from a swiss entrepreneur living now in Boston. Disclosure: He's also one of the authors of the german techblog I'm the editor of.)
- Marcel Weiß
I'd love some more exposure for Shared Creation - http://www.sharedcreation.com. Its starting to turn into a useful resource so any shout out to help it along would be great
- Robert Davies
Mine of course! :) http://www.dailypatricia.com -- i wouldn't say it's a social media blog, but i write alot about the internet platform and business around it.
- Patricia
www.futurity.org showcases original research from universities regarding tech, the web, society, etc. It's actually run by the universities themselves
- LANjackal
One side benefit is that I might subscribe to any here I haven't seen before, which makes them candidates for next months' lists.
- Louis Gray
well http://minZuD.com may qualify as a Tech blog. Its a tumblr tumblelog I maintain. Has a lot of your stuff in it Zee. It's easy on the eye and is something I am proud to maintain.
- ZuDfunck
Web/tech/social media - check.... Nobody has heard of - check... Once a month - check.... Interesting - I'll let you be the judge. http://www.jimyiapanis.com
- Jim
http://www.socialfeds.com | Blog with a gov2.0 "roundup" front page, topic is social media/new media in the government.
- Sara
http://www.communityorganizer20.com/ - this focuses on social media/web uses by nonprofits. Some of it is very basic, but there isn't any other blog like this that's not just basically self-promotion for some consultant.
- Amy℠
Hi Zee- one of the ones that I enjoy is Paul Bradshaw's Online Journalism Blog at http://onlinejournalismblog.com. He focuses on worldwide online journalism but integrates tech, tech analysis and the analysis of the ever-changing state of the web. - submitted by Debra Askanase
- Debra Askanase
since you asked my own www.the-techshop.com
- Rob Cairns
Everyone has heard of this one, by Valeria Maltoni, but I HAVE JUST GOT TO SHAMELESSLY PROMOTE this blog: Conversation Agent!!! I love that blog!!! http://www.conversationagent.com/
- J. D. Ebberly
I write http://www.bagofspanners.com - I'm a software developer / web designer - it's filled with stuff I have discovered, found interesting, or want to remember :)
- Jonathan Beckett
I recently launched Social Photo Talk, focusing on the intersection of social media with the photography industry (specifically aimed at photographers): http://www.socialphototalk.com
- Aaron B. Hockley
Arrington: I loved friendfeed right from the beginning and was one of the biggest users with one of the biggest accounts. But what I noticed is that mobs form easily on friendfeed.
- Louis Gray
Arrington: Mobs start easily ahead of the facts.
- Louis Gray
rad thanks for letting us know, turned it back on
- James Hull
Hoping there will be archived video somewhere :)
- Frankie Warren
Bret: Most of the time when people talk about social quality of FriendFeed, they compare it to twitter. Conversations are attached to entries on friendfeed.
- Louis Gray
Bret: It can be a strength and a weakness. What would have been a decentralized reaction on a site like Twitter can be centralized on FriendFeed.
- Louis Gray
Arrington: There is a tiny percentage of people who is completely insane and real threats can happen.
- Louis Gray
Arrington: If something bad happens, because of what happened on FriendFeed, it's your fault.
- Louis Gray
Bret: That's a complex set of comments in a simple sentence, so I am going to ignore what you said,
- Louis Gray
So anger doesn't build (for the agitators) from one blog post to another? —the anger on and around TC only started since the advent of FF?
- Micah Wittman
Arrington: You admit there is a problem about mobs forming on FriendFeed.
- Louis Gray
Bret: People who have very few followers or very many, the discussions aren't great.
- Louis Gray
Bret: You can turn off comments in your entries and feeds. That's a practical thing that we can do. There are other ideas, but they are being tested.
- Louis Gray
Bret: Let's say you are following Barack Obama, that's going to have reactions from a political spectrum. You might want to only see comments from your friends. He's not really your friend, but is a connector.
- Louis Gray
Scoble: We brought a huge crowd, and you got into it with the country of France, and people are going to get in the bleacher seats and throw rotten tomatoes every once in a while.
- Louis Gray
Arrington: We have complete agreement that I am right.
- Louis Gray
I don't like most of what he writes, and that is why he's needed here. I don't want an echo chamber of people telling me I rock all the time
- Matthew DeVries
the mob issues a mea culpa , arrington returns, everyone saves face
- Richard ¿digame? Walker
Free advice: Not to minimize the problem of threats, but it does not make one automatic martyr for life. Others have been threatened, and don't make a federal case over it. IMO.
- Richard ¿digame? Walker
lol - perhaps I should read the article... sorry, I was just answering the question! I'm not someone that matters like Oprah!
- Jannifer @wordsforliving
While it was a great bit of mainstream exposure for Twitter, I'm not sure Oprah matters like Oprah. 33 days? A shame.
- The Letter M
Twitter (and FriendFeed) are great forms of entertainment, but ultimately for both I find that the flow of stuff is just not enlightening. Do we really need this information or are we just playing around?
- Paul W. Homer
If more of my friends were on FriendFeed, I would in a heartbeat
- Keith Bourgoin
Quite a few. According to Nielsen, "more than 60 percent of U.S. Twitter users fail to return the following month, or in other words, Twitter’s audience retention rate, or the percentage of a given month’s users who come back the following month, is currently about 40 percent. For most of the past 12 months, pre-Oprah, Twitter has languished below 30 percent retention.". http://blog.nielsen.com/nielsen...
- Aviv
Since I really use FF, I don't use twitter directly anymore. I'll soon abandon the twitter service.
- DAL
My mother in law recently said she wanted a twitter acount. So I'm gone
- Martin Liechti
from fftogo
This is funny. I said this to a friend just the other day. The more successful that Twitter becomes, the more likely it is that early adopters like some of us will not want to stick around. We kinda like our peace and quiet or at least a dull roar that we feel we have some influence over. :)
- Sid Burgess
hopefully spammers but I am guessing that is no
- (jeff)isageek
I've left Twitter for identi.ca. Most laconi.ca-based websites are spam-free, and there are a lot of interesting people on identi.ca.
- Rishabh Mishra (p248)
I keep a Twitter presence because a lot of the people I want to communicate with are there. Some days I feel like Twittering a lot; other days I feel more like FFing.
- John (a.k.a. dendroica)
I use FriendFeed more for interacting with people, but Twitter's still got a larger userbase, so it's essential to have a presence there - just like it is on several other social networks
- Nathan Chase
Not abandoning but preparing to lessen the TwitShit by spending more time here and other places that link here.
- Ron Hagenhoff
Ron, you know that in Twitter you have the marvellous ability to *not follow* people? :) Seriously, if you find someone on Twitter is too noisy/spammy/whatever, just don't follow them.
- Ian Betteridge
Great article Rob! I do believe that blog audiences are segmented but there's not much we can do about it. You just have to put your best content out there, even if it's across a range of topics (i.e. highly technical to social). Thanks for the mention as well.
- Jorge Escobar
Jorge, actually the title of your post is what started my thinking. I am glad you liked the post, but I have to admit I feel like I rambled about a bit too much.
- Rob Diana
What you call rambling I call 'covering the subject well' ;) -- the only thing you didn't touch in there that I was kind of expecting was the long-tail audience -- those people that find you via search. For example, two of my posts (one is about enabling memcached using yum in Fedora and the other one is about video duration in YouTube) bring a lot of people because the keywords rank fairly high. Those are audiences that you need to try to convert, because their bounce levels are around 95%
- Jorge Escobar
Search users are an odd case as well. They are people looking for something specific, and bounce rates will typically be fairly high. The difference is whether they ever come back later. This is getting a little too meta-blogging, but I am not sure whether search users can be grouped at all because there is a significantly different purpose to their content consumption.
- Rob Diana
I think a blogger can capture part of this search audience by having recommendations or more links that can "trap" the user. It should be high-priority and I think about how to capture more of this people fairly often. Even though their initial purpose is different, doesn't mean they could become regulars.
- Jorge Escobar
"Law professor Peter Friedman recently had a few interesting blog posts that helped highlight this. First, he noted that the very notion of an author as the originator of a new work is a relatively recent phenomenon, and part of the Romantic Movement. However, prior to that, the view was much more akin to what we're actually seeing today with online tools of creation: "creative endeavors are derivative and collaborative, that originality is not the product of isolated genius but of, well, remixing." "
- Todd Hoff
I really like this statement - but will people return to blogging as we've known it?
- Tony
Are you perhaps over estimating the allure of thinking?
- Todd Hoff
Micro-blogging is good for idealets and infotainment, but it really is turning the web into a mindless medium like TV. Of course, there will always be the equivalent of PBS trying valiantly to raise the bar somewhat. Blogs will always have the possibility of transmitting real knowledge.
- Paul W. Homer
The interesting thing for me is I think we have lost the definition of what a blog is. Everybody jumped up and down about what Steve Rubel did, but really I see his change as a shift of platform. If he posted that same content on wordpress, nobody would have said a word. Just because he did it on posterous and called it a lifestream, people took issue with it. So, what is our definition then?
- Robert
Dave - I read through the link you sent, thanks for the information. So, in what ways do you think posterous goes against this definition?
- Robert
from email
I think Steve still has a weblog, he's just submitting posts to it in a "different" way. Like Dave's link says a weblog is "... a hierarchy of text, images, media objects and data, arranged chronologically, that can be viewed in an HTML browser." Pretty much sums it up, I think. Steve's post is going to generate attention, and debate, but in the end it's a weblog.
- Rob Fahrni
Robert, I know you're asking Dave a question, but I don't think the Posterious way goes against the definition. If I'm not mistaken Radio could post via e-mail, and I know Blogger supports this feature. Maybe I need to dig into Posterious a bit more but isn't that what it does?
- Rob Fahrni
Rob - That is my point. This in my mind is one of the major problems with looking for a "new name" for these social products. We see it as something different because it is called something different. Posterous, from what I can see so far, allows for the writer to interact with their "weblog" in a different way, just as you said...
- Robert
from email
Dave - I think your "huh?" was towards me... We call Posterous a "life stream", I say it is a blog, that we have given a different name to. That is what I am saying.Rob - I agree with you 100%, and that is my point exactly. I keep reading these post about blogging being dead, or blogging being alive... but those that say they are not "blogging" are still "blogging" Maybe I am not making sense, but I hope I am...
- Robert
from email
Robert - Precisely! I think Posterious is trying to find a why to differentiate their product, so they've coined a new phrase. It's still a weblog, how the data arrives may be different, but it's just a weblog all the same. When I read Steve's story last night, from his new site, I thought I was going to find a link on it to something "new and innovative", then I realized I was AT the actualy site, his "life stream."
- Rob Fahrni
Rob - YES... That is what I am saying... Same with Tumblr in my view, it is a weblog... Blogging is not dead at all in my view...
- Robert
from email
Blogology is a still too young science, and definitio usually comes when plays are over. What I feel sad for is the lack of opportunity future literature and social behaviour experts will suffer not using post's content ( and graphics ) as sources for studying today's world zeitgeist. Borges prophecy is at work, few understands - too many doesn't even know what they're writing about: a...
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- valerio fiandra
from iPhone
Robert, the photo sharing site you've used recently is structurally a blog too. It differs from normal blog software mainly in that the chronology is by date of occurrence, not date of posting.
- Bruce Lewis
from fftogo
It's funny that this sentence and a few lines from Anthony Trollope's autobiography should have crossed paths in my consciousness on the same day, since it's almost the same idea, thrown back two temporal orders of magnitude. Trollope tells of a correspondent, a vicar, who had enjoyed his clerical novels but was upset by Lady Glencors'a contemplation of adultery in the Pallisers series....
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- Amyloo
Bruce - Very true! I'm glad that you are not working hard to call it something different. I'm loving it so far, even though I have not had a lot of time to put a bunch of pics up...
- Robert
from email
This is silly. Blogging isn't defined by the tool, it's defined by who's doing it. Read the piece I pointed to. I don't mean click on the link and hit the Back buttton, click the link and READ.
- Dave Winer
Agreed, Dave. Heck, we blogged back in the day via FTP uploads; that's what moved you towards developing "Edit This Page", in fact (IIRC).
- Ken Kennedy
Dave - I did read through it, and I agree that a blog is NOT defined by a tool, I think that is what we have been saying. I do not see where we are at odds on our viewpoints, please expound.
- Robert
from email
This subject keeps coming back - blogging will never die.
- Jesse Stay
Before Web 1.0 we listened, conversed, collaborated and then we wrote. Writing was the synthesis of all the thinking that occurred in the first steps. In the new medium, the thinking process is the streams, both personal and community. Blogging is the synthesis of this new kind of community thought process.
- Joolio
Pity there's no "Really, Really Like" button.
- Chris Baskind
Of course bloggin won't die, but you better have compelling content, because people have little tolerance for long articles.
- Todd Dewell
I think a large percentage of bloggers were really microbloggers, they just didn't have the correct apps to do that. The people that actually have something to say will keep blogging and those that just like to say something small or share something interesting will continue microblogging, or lifestreaming, or whatever variant you want to name it. Blogging is akin to publishing articles...
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- xero
This was known since the times of IRC: you can only have idle chatter or quick focused questions at that speed.
- Michele Costabile
Michele, if that premise is true, then kids only absorb important life-long lessons from their parent(s) when they're sat down for a full length lecture. No? :)
- Micah Wittman
The best food for thought always come in easily digestible chunks, however, sometimes you need to digest some larger/harder stuff to give you the ability to digest that chunk.
- xero
Xero - That is an interesting thought...
- Robert
from email
Dave - I very much appreciate you keeping up this fight. When I heard this past weekend the term "Lifestreaming", and seeing it picking up momentum. No, this has to stop. Twittering is an aside to your thoughts, or a highlight to pull people to your thoughts, if it's you only thoughts, you need put your head below the surface of your lifestream while carrying a big pile of rocks and...
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- Matthew DeVries
This isn't a fight. I love all this stuff. I was just saying what I think.
- Dave Winer
Even calling it a "Lifestream"? That's the creepiest sounding thing in tech, since Steve Balmer was threatening to "Squirt" his music onto my Zune.
- Matthew DeVries
Who really quit blogging? Even the most active lifestream addicts never really quit. For me, the blog is and has always been home. Everything else is somewhat ancillary, even when it's the first place I go. Critical thinking sometimes requires the depth of a written post.
- Ken Camp
Question: Of those of you out there who use posterous, do you use it as a replacement of your blog, a mirror of your blog or something different?
- Curt Mercadante
One of the things I like about blogging is the ability to not finish a thought, not to try so hard to say all I have to say or say come to any definite conclusion in a single post. The unfinished thought is what encourages conversation. Let someone else add to your thought. Let others challenge your incomplete premise. I don't know everything, why pretend I do? My thoughts are never finished.
- Jack (a.k.a. Jeber)
Wow, you're right Dave, scripting news was indeed VERY much a microblog. Interesting & thanks for pointing that out!
- Rick Cogley
Just because you can finish a thought, doesn't mean people will read it.
- Will Higgins™
Tell me about it. That happened earlier in this very thread. But at least you ca read it yourself.
- Dave Winer
Just as your diary became your journal and then your log, your log has become your stream. The web has become your life..... AND SO IT WAS, that in the year naught-nine, the web-log was renamed to life-stream, dissected, and it's pieces scattered about the hundreds of "cloud" services, from which it could fall as raindrops of thought, pinging here and there in an attempt to spread ideas to where they were needed the most.
- Joel Bennett
No time to read it. Can you give us the gist of it in 140 characters or less? Thanks.
- Diego Barros
Blogging is still the platform of choice for sharing a clear/uninterrupted flow of thoughts from a single perspective. Then comments rapidly add value to the original post's material (most of the time). We're witnessing the link power of blogging decline because that functionality (which is monetizable) is moving to social media. We are left with the question, how best should bloggers monetize if they're losing link passing strength? I'm working that issue now by frankensteining several parts together
- Mark Essel
Personalized/Customized ads based on public user status. Semantic tools (via API), memory (local user profile database), and the passing of information to an ad aggregator will help produce custom (dynamic web matched) advertisements. It should serve all parties involved (social media, bloggers/front ends, semantic processing houses, and advertising aggregators).
- Mark Essel
What do you mean, I have always been able to finish a ... ooh a nice shiny object...
- Marcel de Jong
Isn't it ironic that this post contained a clear and concise thesis, in under 140 characters?
- Mike Chelen
There's NOTHING wrong with brevity. There is a time and a place for discussion and lengthy discourse.
- Will Higgins™
Mike Chelen - "a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning ... the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning." - Nope, not ironic
- Matthew DeVries
Matthew DeVries: that covers definitions 1 and 2, yet the 3rd is an "incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result," where in this case the expected result was to explain how new platforms prevent thoughts from being finished, and the actual result was to the contrary :D
- Mike Chelen
If you say so. I never saw that definition, but I have no reason to doubt you, or motivation to find the source myself, so, I'll allow it.
- Matthew DeVries
How does that work? Surely 6 - 6 is 0. Multiples of zero are still zero...
- Martin Bryant
I read online recently that you're supposed to do the multiplication first. I was taught that you go in order if there are no parentheses.
- Admiral Anika
Multiplication/division are always evaluated before addition/subtraction.
- Jason Huebel
multiply/divide have precendence, so it's like 6-(6*6), or 6 - 36, or -30. Side question, what's the average SAT score in the WoW Trade chat forum? ;-)
- Andy Bold
I was always taught to work through sequentially.
- Martin Bryant
+1 Shevonne. So if I had put ( 6 - 6 ) * 6, Anika would be correct. But only because I forced the subtraction to take precedence by putting it in parenthesis.
- Jason Huebel
Yes. My math teacher in middle school helped us learn by this expression: (P)lease (E)xcuse (M)y (D)ear (A)unt (S)ally =D I thought it was silly when I was a kid, but it worked!
- Shevonne
If any of you are on a Mac, just pull up a terminal window and type python. Then you can type the expression in. Programmers learn pretty quickly that multiplication has higher precedence.
- Cristo
In my opinion, if you don't use parenthesis in an equation then you're doing a disservice to the person who's trying to solve it. #mathgeekcomplaint
- Jason Huebel
Yeah, I learned the Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally thing for equations *with* parentheses, but I also remember being taught the same as Anika re: equations *without* — you go in order. I have no math recall anyway. God knows how I made it through to AP Calc in HS. -_-
- Penguin It's Cold Outside
I only learned the order of operations while learning BASIC. I'm not even sure they ever addressed it in math class. But according to Google, the order of operations has been around for a while. Apparently there's some controversy as to whether multiplication has higher precedence than division, or if they have equal precedence, like addition and subtraction.
- Victor Ganata
If you're on a Mac, forget about opening the terminal, CMD-Space and type your expression. Jason, what's the background to the WoW forum issue?
- Paul Grav
It's just a little trolling fun, admittedly. A friend of mine will post something like this occasionally just to see the sparks fly. He'll say something like, "hey, need help with my math homework. What is 6 - 6 * 6?" People will respond with various answers. Then when someone says "No, you all are stupid. It's definitely -30." my friend will post that his math teacher says it's -12. THEN things really go nuts. ;-)
- Jason Huebel
from IM
Use BODMAS. Brackets, Others, Division, Multiplication, Addition, Subtraction. Makes things like the square root of (9 - 5 * cube root of 6) make sense.
- Rich
Now I am curious. I think most computer languages and Google will just evaluate multiplication and division left-to-right, but how do human beings do it? For example, how would you read 3*10^3/6*10^6? Or how about 1/2 x, where x = 6?
- Victor Ganata
I was told there would be no math on Friendfeed! ;)
- holly
Actually, on that second one, it depends on if you are saying that 1/2 is a fraction or if you mean 1 divided by 2. The distinction is significant.
- Jason Huebel
from IM
Yeah, if multiplication and division have equal precedence, then you get 3. If multiplication has higher precedence than division, then you get 1/12.
- Victor Ganata
@Victor, ambiguity is the root of all evil. :-)
- Jason Huebel
I <3 that this simple math problem/discussion made Best of Day. :-D
- Jason Huebel
Yup, basic arithmetic, order of operations, PEMDAS. -30. You can get twelve if you adjust a power and a sign. 6 - -6x6^0, but then that's not the same evaluation.
- Pete Delucchi
There's one ambiguity: is multiplication higher precedence or equal precedence with division? Although in practice, I think all software considers them equal precedence.
- Victor Ganata
I generally do multiplication first.
- Jason Huebel
from IM
Now I know why I didin't do well at math. Thanks for the reminder :)
- Roberto Bonini
I wasn't trying to insult anyone, it just surprised me. ;)
- Alejandro
I'm not sure how often this scenario actually comes up for the average person. I don't remember the last time I had to remember the order of operations in order to calculate something. And when in doubt, I use parentheses.
- Victor Ganata
Order of operations: "Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally". Given that logic the result would be -30.
- Nicholas Kreidberg
In most programing languages, the answer is -30. But if you're working in Smalltalk, which doesn't respect the standard order of operations, then the answer would be 0.
- Joey Gibson
The order of operations in Smalltalk is *very* simple and easy to explain to anyone. No complicated "levels of precedence". Just left to right for operators. That's important when you can invent an operator at the drop of a hat... you can still look at a local section of the code and know how it is parsed.
- Randal Schwartz
@Randal, I can definitely see the power and flexibility of that.
- Jason Huebel
This is why I switched to RPN years ago. 6 6 6 * -
- Robert Hafer
Were is the option to upgrade my XP "crappy version" to Windows 7 "crappy version" (I'm pretty sure that neither "home", "professional" or "ultimate" accurately applies as a modifier to the OS running on MY box :-)
- Paul W. Homer
Snow Leopard being $29 is spin; it's valid if you had Leopard. Let's say that's 70%... that leaves 30% with a different & more mysterious pricing structure. (I couldn't find it on http://www.apple.com/macosx)
- Wade Dorrell
Someone left this comment on the post: "I have a MacBook and a PC. I’ll definitely be downloading the Windows Vista Service Pack for free. But there is no way I am paying $29 for the Snow Leopard service pack.. It’s time for Apple to start doing some development and release a new OS not just Service Packs."
- andy brudtkuhl
You have to buy the full retail version of Snow Leopard if you don't have Leopard. That will be $129, like previous upgrades.
- Ian Betteridge
@Ian yea that's correct... The point though is less about price and more about choice. I don't even know which version I'd be able to upgrade to or pre-order
- andy brudtkuhl
I haven't heard that Apple is going to change their pricing structure. They always come out with 2 versions of the OS: the client and the server. The only other variable that determines how much you're going to pay is how many licenses you need. For the client, you can get a single license or a family pack. For the server, you can get the 10-client edition, or the unlimited edition. So, not dead-simple, but not that mysterious, and nowhere near as convoluted as Windows' multiple crippled versions.
- Victor Ganata
Victor - great points however apple does a great job making the licensing clearer even on the packaging
- andy brudtkuhl
Also, at least since Tiger came out, Apple has always allowed you to upgrade to the next major version for a small fee if you bought your Mac within a specified time frame before the release date. I guess the new thing is that this time, all you need is a pre-existing version of Leopard.
- Victor Ganata
One thing that looks encouraging though: did Microsoft really get rid of their ultra-lame Home Basic edition, that has almost no features?
- Victor Ganata
@Victor Also note that tomorrow PC makers will announce what the upgrade pricing is for new PCs bought tomorrow... see here: http://www.microsoft.com/windows.... Could very well be $0... and that is a bit confusing... whereas Apple charges $10 to go to Snow Leopard if you buy a Mac today, that is simple.
- Wade Dorrell
hopefully it's 0.00... But I would just hold off on getting a new PC unless you absolutely need until it ships in October
- andy brudtkuhl
You think all that's confusing, you should be in Europe.
- Ian Betteridge
@ian yea that blog post from M$ said something about that... i assume it's even worse ??
- andy brudtkuhl
@Ian - also why.. because of EU's lawsuit?
- andy brudtkuhl
Basically, MS is not selling upgrade versions of Win7 in Europe - you have to buy a full retail copy. They're blaming the EU judgement for this, although the Competition Commission says that's crap and they don't have a problem with MS selling upgrades. However, to make it even MORE confusing, MS is having a "limited time" offer where you can buy a full copy for what's effectively upgrade price!
- Ian Betteridge
@Ian. What Microsoft have said is they haven't tested the upgrade process from Vista to Windows 7 on the E version. So their choice is either to delay the launch until they have or simply not sell it.
- Russ