Amod will never be the darling of the well-heeled set who cluck their tongues and sit around the dinner table fretting about him and his wicked ways...
Amod wants to hit little Eddie Cullen in the face with an axe. "Ooh. I'm a vampire. I'm beautiful. I'm so emo. Hold me gently." Go suck on a Fisherman's Friend, you undead pussy. If I were a vampire, I'd be too busy killing you to be emo. Man up and go bite someone, you toothy little bitch. And do something with your face. (via Twitter Feed).