Joe "The Anvil" Pierce

Joe "The Anvil" Pierce

I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the onion that stings in your eye, I am...
WrestleMania Day is still a special day for me. I hope it always will be!
I will not buy myself the Humble Audiobook Bundle today when I didn't get to buy many other people presents this year.... I will not buy myself......
It's a standup comedy bundle this week so... https://www.humblebundle.com/weekly... - Spidra Webster
Some good stuff in that bundle, but I wish there was another female comic or two in the mix. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce from iPhone
True. Although it was novel to see any female comics in there at all. - Spidra Webster
don't you hate it when you get angry birds in your angry orchards?
Oh man. So it can't be a good sign when the first thing that pops in your head after being asked to describe yourself in one sentence is "rarely alone but almost always lonely."
Yo, if you like cool folky-ish music check out Anna Tivel, saw her live tonight and she is great (full disclosure she used to date a friend and I've met her a few times but had never heard her perform). I know she has an album on Amazon, probably other places too. Also a group called Snowapple from Amsterdam performed and they were amazing too!
On to youtube for me to check them out thanks Joe. - Steve C, Team Marina
I hope you enjoy - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
so yeah this is me doing standup for those interested. https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Glad I got to see this before we all fade away. - m9m, Crone of FriendFeed
Joe Pierce3/16/2015 Its Gonna Be Okay - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Joe Pierce3/16/2015 Its Gonna Be Okay
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I just listened to 5 minutes of my own voice and I want to punch myself in the throat
Most people feel that way. Because we hear our own voices from within our bodies and are used to the various reverberations from living inside our "speakers". When we hear a recording, we're not hearing that and it sounds totally weird to us. - Spidra Webster
listen, in my head it is straight up James Earl Jones, on video and audio apparently it is like NPH on helium and that is just not what I want. I need a new voice. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
You could pick up heavy drinking and chain smoking. - Stephan Planken from iPhone
ME FIRST! What's something you absolutely want to do before you get all old and crusty and die and stuff. - Hookuh Tinypants
Perform in at least 3 timezones and 2 countries in one year. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
What's your favorite joke or funny thing you've ever written/performed? (If you can remember....I have trouble remembering lyrics to songs I wrote myself...) - Spidra Webster
Do you have video links of a performance? - SAM
No recorded stuff. Maybe after Monday I will have something. I'll private message a joke I've told before but I hate posting them publicly because thy rarely work as well written. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce from iPhone
Oh except this I forgot. "music Group TLC is reportedly working on a biography of their career titles CrazySexyCool" it is planned to be filmed in 3D but th are having trouble with that as they are missing a LeftEye - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce from iPhone
I actually have a much better version I that written somewhere. It was one of my "Onion" style headlines I were in sketch class - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce from iPhone
Which do you think will get you first, instant karma or the rhythm? - Corinne L
What is the title of your biography? - Mary Carmen
The Rhythm is going to get me. But it'll be awful - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce from iPhone
Biography title "Scruffy Lookin'" - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce from iPhone
Do you prefer structured improv or a total free for all? - Pete's Got To Go
Define structured vs free for all because almost all improv to me has some structure. So do you mean like short vs long form or like armondo vs Harold? - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce from iPhone
What did you want to be when you were a kid? Were you always funny? - Jenny H. from Android
I guess I mean just free form riffing on your own idea versus having a 'seed' from an audience. And that's as much as I know about improv :) - Pete's Got To Go
I've never, outside of rehearsal anyway, done improv that wasn't based on an audience suggestion or a monologue. Which I am fine with, having a starting point/idea is really helpful. Also, it is an important part of the showmanship.. If we didn't get a suggestion to in some way incorporate then how do you know it isn't just rehearsed material. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
When I was a kid I wanted to be a writer and/or a teacher. I've always had funny thoughts and cracked jokes but mostly I was/am the quiet one as well. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
ugh, I'm actually uploading something to youtube. kill me now1 - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
This used to be my playground.
Other than the impending doom, and the departed individuals, what else seems to be missing? - Julian
Dude at an open mic who is usually funny spent 4 minutes shitting on wrestling because he went to the WWE in town tonight (for free). Problems A) lazy comedy. B) shaming people for enjoying something he didn't. C) insinuating everyone who watches it is dumb and doesn't realize it is fake... Motherfucker "Better Call Saul" is fake too, chill out.
I played Star Trek Online again... I have a problem
i did that for a few months in 2013. it was a problem. - Big Joe Silenced
I go in these big spurts. I love the space game, I tolerate the ground game, but unlike WoW where I feel competent enough to occasionally do group stuff in STO I just don't... except on Crystalline Catastrophe, - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
i got the hang of it, but my slow-arsed DSL connection made playing a bit crappy at times. - Big Joe Silenced
dammit, now i want to reinstall and play it again. GAH! - Big Joe Silenced
Did they have the DOFF system when you played last? It's a pretty cool mini way of doing things and lets you be more captain-ey.... Also there is now a Spock tribute statue on Vulcan and one on New Romulus (I have to go visit that one) both have plaques that honor fallen Trek alums. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
Duty Officers, you can now get a bunch and they go out on missions which can get you Dil, other items, xp and some other fun things. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
yeah, they had duty officers. that was neat. the real reason i stopped (apart from entire DAYS vanishing IRL) was that an update came down that didn't properly install and broke the game and i was never able to fix it. - Big Joe Silenced
FWIW, the box i was using was Win7 with all updates/patches. - Big Joe Silenced
it's gone from perfectworld to ARC? - Big Joe Silenced
DAYUM. 10GB of updates?!? - Big Joe Silenced
SLOW updates, too. this 10GB will probly take 2 days. :P - Big Joe Silenced
1GB down, 9 to go. - Big Joe Silenced
Yeah Arc is the new thing. I can't wait to get home and kill the Crystaline Entity again. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce from iPhone
A crappy social network buys a great social network just so it can't become the next big thing.... Antisocial Notworks on the next Sick Sad World!
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Most of the full versions of my jokes exist only inside of my head. I'm trying to write them down to get them down a little more concrete and it's like "people laugh at this crap?" I hate my brain!!!
how can you tell that I'm more mature? I didn't remind everyone that yesterday, March 14th, was Steak and BJ day... Because I've grown *giggles at the idea of SaBJD*
"I've grown" - Big Joe Silenced
if you don't like Kate Mulgrew then we probably won't get along on a lifeboat for too long.
#AskMeAnything the I'm gonna lie version.
What was your best heist? - Andrew C (✔)
What do you most regret? - Andrew C (✔)
If you could tell your 18 yo self one thing, what would it be? - Andrew C (✔)
Best heist. That time I dressed up like the director of titanic and made a fortune on a really pretty but just awful movie. Teehee - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce from iPhone
Biggest regret: eating a sandwich out of a college vending machine the day that I interviewed for a teaching position. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce from iPhone
I would tell my 18 year old self to bet on the cubs - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce from iPhone
Have you ever divided by zero? If so, how many Earths have you destroyed? - Steven Perez
Yes and 42 - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce from iPhone
As I stare into the abyss the abyss stares into me, and lo the horror as it realizes that it is forever stuck in this everlasting gaze from which it can never escape and I shall never relinquish. "stare into me and experience the bleakest expanse of eternity" I whisper to the abyss as it shudders in immortal terror.
researching fun board/card/tabletop games for you shindig
broke my own rule and had 2, count them 2 ciders tonight! I've only done it once and it was super sweet ciders and my head was killing me in the morning.. these weren't as sweet. I'm a wimp >.<
Went and saw some friends do improv at a theater that isn't my normal haunt tonight, soooo much fun! Of course I was also jealous that I wasn't on stage with them.
friend suggests I try a certain deck in Hearthstone, I log in to give it a shot, start putting it together and have 10/30 cards for it. fuuuuuuu!
Oh great... the deer head, lamps and rocking chair are all laughing at me again.
Anyone Nethack fans tried out Vulture for Nethack, which is on Steam? I just picked it up hoping to spend time with it tonight and have fun... I hope!
whats up, Preppies?
Pot becomes legal in Portland in July. At that point it will be considered uncool and stop being the biggest thing in the world, right?
It is going to steal some of the Colorado pot tourism. - Joe
I don't need no new tourists! - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
They can go to Washington. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
Hipsters will need to smoke tobacco to be cool and cutting edge - WarLord
I mean, they already do. I can tell because I can see the cigarette packs through their skinny jeans. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
Hey! I love Portland and would like to return. *shakes fist* *wears Hawaiian shirt and Nike sandals with white socks* - Spidra Webster
You get a pass. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
I'm not watching but I now know that my bus ride home will be full of sad people
Hope for tomorrow. Sit in Starbucks quietly, maybe watch the SB on my iPad. Or, hang out with a lady friend.
Pribably starbucks. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce from iPhone
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