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Joe "The Anvil" Pierce

Joe "The Anvil" Pierce

I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the onion that stings in your eye, I am...
has anyone see Perry?
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Don't look on that mirror, it's absolutely furious!
These are attack eyebrows. You can take bottle tops off with these. - Slippy
*Puts on sunglasses* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So many people on my facebook are complaining about the waste of water that the IBC is causing. Have they even ever walked by a golf course?
You know how sometimes you meet someone that you have a billion things in common with and you can talk forever and lose track of time and just them walking being around makes you feel 100% happier than you are when they aren't there, and they like you but must likely not quite the same way... Yeah
I hate that I had to do it but I made a stand based on information on Portland stand up comics private fb page, so in 6 days when I'm running tech for an open mic I've decided that anyone making tasteless Williams/suicide jokes will be cut off. I rarely take stands like this because comedy is subjective etc.. But we all have rules.
My local friends and family rarely support the theater (which is a non-profit and could definitely use their help) but for some reason they never do. I'm trying to coerce them into at least putting out the low sum of $25 so I can play in the fundraising poker tournament. I'm too awful at poker to buy myself in and I already volunteer so many hours!
Sometimes I just want to play poker for a good cause, ya know? - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
I accidentally pooped your pants.
that feeling when you are super comfy in bed so you have to really assess how badly you need to urinate.
THAT WAS ME THIS MORNING (stupid bladder) - MoTO: Team Marina
You want a piece of me?
No, I'm pescetarian. - Steven Perez from Android
I'm a plantsim - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce from Android
I just wrote my bio for the theater's website and I feel gross. I hate talking about me!
Writing a bio is the worst. - Marie
Embellishment is more fun when doing a bio though. ;) - Janet from FFHound!
I talked mostly about the time I won that Tony award.... Nobody questions it when you say you are a Tony award winning actor. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
LOL. - Marie
I have to be awake in a few hours. I'm wiped out and u can't sleep.... Guess I'll just sit here and recount all of my failures in life again #insomnialyfe
and boom goes the dynamite.
Curious Comedy Theater
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I *used to have a huge crush on Bernadette Peters. (Used to, yeah)
I love her. - L to tha B from Android
I love the way she pronounces "balloon" in The Jerk. - Marie
I need to watch The Jerk again. It's been too long. Last night I watched her in a production of Into the Woods. So good! That role is hers forever. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce from Android
I liked Pennies from Heaven more than The Jerk, but I am a sucker for old school musicals. :) - April Russo
Yeah, I know what you mean, Joe. - Friar Will
AHHH! I found the balloon scene on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch... - Marie
Helium Comedy Club
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Alberta Street Pub
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Curious Comedy Theater
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The heart is stupid.
Curious Comedy Theater
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Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Curious Comedy Theater
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This seems like a pretty baller deal.http://touch.groupon.com/deals...
One of my burdens as a human is the implicit knowledge that any girl I really like deserves better than me. Worse, I know that until I can stop thinking that way it is going to remain 100% true. #SnakeEatingItsTailAlone
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