Maria Alisa Santiago

Pbbbt. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

I'm not trying to start a gang war or anything, I just want a tweetup. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

@reagank Parenting is hard.

If I were an evil mommy, I'd make up an anecdote about the time Grandma was a naughty girl and so her penis was confiscated. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

If I were an evil mommy, I'd make up an anecdote about the time Grandma was a naughty girl and so her penis was confiscated.

Penis check. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: you are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things... - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

It's really annoying that I haven't met any of you in person. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

Did I ever tell you guys that Bean potty-trained himself? One morning in Grenada we found him like this. I was especially tickled that he brought a book. Later he got amoebic dysentery and we had to start over. But that’s another story. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

seashellz, chokladkakan and reinsangeki - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

Human sundial. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

I sincerely think that the swine flu made my nose bigger. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

The thing about being King of the Nerds is that man, fuck being King of the Nerds. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

When I was a little girl, people told me I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up. Apparently "people" failed to consider I might get my heart set on being an anonymous attention whore. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

It's not easy being an anonymous attention whore.

I miss my pretty face too. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

So. What did I miss? - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

nedhepburn: Ernesto “Che” Guevara w. lit cigar clenched between his teeth & his left arm in a sling, talking w. unseen person. Havana, Cuba. January 7th, 1959. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

Rick Springfield Jessie’s Girl - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

Margarita means pearl. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

The Thompson Twins If You Were Here - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

So I'm finally going to see "Up" tonight. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

There's really only so much you can say about carbohydrates.

The Last Unicorn, E.T. and The Dark Crystal. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

My mom and my brother are totally geeking out in the kitchen right now. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

John Irving and Stephen King both remind me of dexedrine. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

Iam amore, virginale, totus ardeo. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

I finally got Wave invites. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

I would really like to vent right now. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

THIS JUST IN: The internet is not private.