Maria - FriendFeed

Notes from Underground - http://www.goodreads.com/review...

January 27 from Goodreads - Comment - Like - Share

Some things get better with age. Not David Lee Roth.

January 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm not listing my family members on Facebook until I can choose "cousin" without specifying gender. YOU DID THIS TO ME, INTERNET.

January 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'd take a picture and show you, internet, but he doesn't let me do that anymore.

January 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Is this marker washable, Mommy?" "Yes." "Oh, good! Because I drew with it on my face."

January 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Is this market washable?" "Yes." "Good. Because I drew with it on my face."

January 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Consider chatting. Don't. Tweet about it.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wonder if maybe I shouldn't get out more. Shrug. Check who's available on Gtalk.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"It's not what you say, it's how you say it." That's why I gesticulate with a styrofoam hammer.

December 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Today I learned that chocolate mint is only "metaphorically reminiscent of chocolate" and botanists are terrible people.

December 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

World peace would be nice and all, but right now I'd settle for a cease-fire on my desk.

December 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I prefer webmistress.

November 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I don't watch TV, and let people believe it's because I'm a snob, when the truth is cable is a commitment with which I am uncomfortable.

November 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm already on a first-name-basis with both guidance counselors. He's only in kindergarten. This is going to be a long childhood.

November 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Cuando era puertorriqueña - http://www.goodreads.com/review...

November 12 from Goodreads - Comment - Like - Share

The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined - http://www.goodreads.com/review...

November 10 from Goodreads - Comment - Like - Share

The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined - http://www.goodreads.com/review...

November 10 from Goodreads - Comment - Like - Share

October 13 from Flickr - Comment - Like - Share

Meanwhile, he's got an accent, and doesn't know who Justin Beaver is either.

September 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Bean's teacher asked me if he's culture-shocked. Because he doesn't know who Justin Bieber is. As if that's a bad thing.

September 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Masonic Memorial Gardens - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

September 14 from Flickr favorites - Comment - Like - Share

Lighting the charcoal at our end of the summer purge the fridge of condiments party, over which I shall BBQ pizza in a cast iron skillet.

September 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Stretch jeans lie.

September 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Let's all just put on our sane pants now. You know, if it's not too much trouble.

September 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Noisy power tools: the five-year-old's siren song.

September 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The kid is so cute in his first day of school pictures, no one will notice my ass is the size of a state-fair-ribbon-winning watermelon.

September 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

First day of kindergarten was awesome! Made new friends! Toured the school! Ate cookies! Yay! (Bean seemed to like it too.)

September 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Rainbows End - http://www.goodreads.com/review...

September 6 from Goodreads - Comment - Like - Share

Rainbows End - http://www.goodreads.com/review...

September 6 from Goodreads - Comment - Like - Share

RT @RexHuppke: I think cheese gets sweaty because it's hard sitting around being delicious.

September 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share