Maria Alisa Santiago

Girly girl question. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

oledocweirdbeard: I do not know why looking at this squirrel made me think of Prince. I may need medication. Image from halbakedidea’s reblogging. ROFLAWESOME. Especially if, like me, you have an audio retrieval and playback system in your head. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

Pre-shower: Removed panties. Tore with own foot. Post-shower: Donned panties. Nearly dislocated shoulder. Currently? Afraid to put on bra.

I let a few passive-aggressive comments wound me pretty deeply. It can be more painful when it’s someone within this community I think because in some way all of us either directly know each other or know someone who knows that person really well, etc. So you find out one person doesn’t like you, you think it’s going to start a wave of people not... - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

(via pavedparadise) - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

On letting yourself be awesome... - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

My octopus might not be very photogenic but he has a FANTASTIC personality. Don't judge us.

Split ends. They vex me. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

The boy made me a Play Doh octopus. /swoon - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

My octopus isn't very photogenic, but he has a fantastic personality. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

juliasmola: Can you recognize a hand in it? This has been in my drafts for about a week because I can’t find the source. I LOOKED AND LOOKED AND LOOKED. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

(via pavedparadise) PANTS ARE MAN’S ROMANCES. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

ninjacentric: for funsizebytes who probably doesn’t follow me but i’m too tired to check. Holy Jesus. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

Also I have no sense of humor. And I should be sleeping. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

I am a junkie and apologizing is my drug. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

I am a junkie and apologizing is my drug. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

@fatgirlsguide Nothing I can't solve with a cattle prod. ;-)

Buh bye, Thursday. Don't let the door smack you on the ass on your way out.

I am a junkie and apologizing is my drug. - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

rafitorres: Sexy Sex Thursday. And yes, that includes the guys. Reblogging because I like it when people <3 me. [Edit: That sounded stupid. Really I’m reblogging because I need a hug and seeing this was almost as good.] - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

@urkillingme Those baby animals are sneaky little fuckers, aren't they?

On the subject of apologies - http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post...

That mango chutney would have been great if I hadn't been expecting potato salad.

The cheetah knows the warthog is slow and sleepy in the morning.

This apathy reeks suspiciously of hostility.

At least I'm still a BLINGEE PRINCESS. http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post... (Many thanks to @coyotesqrl.)

Caulkmockers.

ALSO I CAN'T SPELL. GO AHEAD AND MAKE FUN. I NEED A GOOD CRY.

They call me "Santiago: Intentional Mangler of Hastags".

"Oh, the animosity." #firstdraftmovielines