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獾在一个浴缸！#firefly

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RT @thewritertype: The only thing worse than finding a dead mouse in the toaster is if the mouse is alive. Or was, when you put the bread in.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @gwensharpnv: Stack of ungraded papers = the one motivator powerful enough to get me to move all the furniture so I can vacuum under it.

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

First #ff ever. But a good one! @comics_grrl @phoenixx24 and @JohnFinnemore

February 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @GraemeGarden1: @RossBennett No that's a lie. Recordings start today. Lose a point.

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @paoloupintheair: MIFF - "Someday This Pain Will Be Useful To You" MARCH 8, 2012 @JeanVigofilm @kathryng @petergallagher @MiamiFilmFest http://twitter.com/paoloup...

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RT @BreakingNews: In wake of Komen defunding, NYC's Mayor Bloomberg to give $250,000 of his own money to Planned Parenthood - NYTimes' @carolynryan

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RT @gwensharpnv: How not to allay concerns of police mistreatment of Latinos: mayor says he'll eat some tacos http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpoi... #NotHelping

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @GarethAveyard: This guy's young cousin put his phone number on Facebook saying he was bored, so he did this... http://i.imgur.com/rsQ93.png (Via/ @Reddit)

RT @GarethAveyard: This guy's young cousin put his phone number on Facebook saying he was bored, so he did this... http://t.co/gqDdRyKh (Via/ @Reddit)

January 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @YourAnonNews: Dear Obama, why did you sign #NDAA after saying you wouldn't? #SOTU

January 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @YourAnonNews: Dear Obama, why is Guantanamo Bay still open? #SOTU

January 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @GrainneMaguire: What is it about writing deadlines that makes finally nailing Girls Aloud dance routines so important?

January 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @sarahdonner: @RossBennett goes above and beyond the call for cat geometry jokes. #gepawmetry #dodecafelines #purrfectsolids

January 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Perhaps more so when you're a guy! RT @devonlynn Pregnancy dreams are weird.

January 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Philosophers decide which questions are worth asking, but it’s the artists who answer them.

January 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dude! C'mon. Get that shoe on. It's time for our before-dinner walk. http://instagr.am/p/gFLh0/

January 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Rick Perry says his stand in South Carolina is like the Alamo. Do you suppose he knows the Alamo was a slaughter Texas lost?

January 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

For the truly sophisticated palate. http://instagr.am/p/faIph/

January 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My "American Indian Name" is "He Who Isn't So Asinine to Reduce the Diverse Cultures Of A Hemisphere To a Stupid Facebook App."

December 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @mlabriola: Lego is launching a product line for girls. Someone should tell them that they already have one; its called legos.

December 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Cool news about the Higgs thing. Now just a race to see whether it becomes available first on iPhone or Android.

December 13 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Aurelius or Brigstocke? What is being voted for? Link? RT @tommacwriter: Well I've just voted Marcus - I trust everyone else is too....?

December 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @DWMtweets: TWO MISSING DOCTOR WHO EPISODES FOUND! The Underwater Menace Episode 2 and Galaxy 4: Air Lock are now back at the BBC. Full news shortly.

December 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Donkey_Lips: RT @shook_ones: If you think it's ok to refer things/people you don't like as "gay", "queer", or "faggot", don't listen to our band.

December 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @jimalkhalili: Cagey murmuring from CERN re Higgs announcement: "I think we may get indications that are not consistent with its non-existence". LOVE IT!

December 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @AP: TSA puts Federal Aviation Administration chief Randy Babbitt on leave after his arrest for drunken driving: http://t.co/90LLYQku -EF

December 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @PennyRed: If the Telegraph doesn't stop calling me spoilt and immature I swear I will scream and scream until I am sick.

December 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hey @docbricker5! Welcome to Twitter. Come on in. The datastre is just fine.

December 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @thewritertype: Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But at least serve a decent Chablis with it. Keep things civilized.

November 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @BBCBreaking: RT @Peston: No longer any doubt that we're in the longest, worst slump in our living standards since the 1930s #bbceconomy #AutumnStatement

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