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I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

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Can we ever really know when our philosophy assignment is due?

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Schizophrenia beats being alone.

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RT @dJfurnbyz Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention. Girl: I'm paying as little as possible.

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@Ashurbanipaul Ha ha! Don't show that to the French...

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The strangest goal ever http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.

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Police Station toilet stolen: cops have nothing to go on.

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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?

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Thank you for #FF! @iveclop @ashleytmason @J_Ketch @atgiggleswick @zarko81 @rootnl2k

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RT @rmilana Twitter = Everyday is a new dawn of a spam #humor

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RT @SoOfuRioUs Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.,Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?!

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@FirstFridayNet Thank you! :)

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Kids Kissing :) http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

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Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4s"?

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What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

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Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

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Check this video out http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?

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Is a shell-less turtle homeless or just naked?

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Would a wingless fly be called a walk?

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If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?

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@thesaurasize Excellent!!!

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Thanks for RT & Mentions! @shysupernova @Gary_Blonder @FeignedMischief @DynamicFutures @gezkirby @loisgeller @lucycoats @ChunkyMonk

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RT @cheekyquotes If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. ~ Jason Love #funny #quotes

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Thank you for RT and mentions @EdLovesSumo @karenmarso @MaraBG @christonabike @kristiinthesky @iveclop @RKKerns @ing3nu @ChangeTWYT @J_Ketch

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Funny Job Interview http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

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