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Julio Grumbles
Offensive, against the grain satire coupled with joke deconstruction and humor analysis.
In Recession, Even Hobo Job Market Suffers: Temporary manual labor, once thought to be the most secure form of empl... http://projectjulio.com/index...
I subscribed to zachwardtv's channel on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user...
I favorited a YouTube video -- the laura bush horse joke (late night version) http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Brushing my teeth...just in case you were wondering where I was for the next 2 minutes.
http://www.theonion.com/content... via @TheOnion - Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be -- this satire puts me to shame!
Sarah Palin is playing Modern Warfare 2 while watching a pirated copy of Twilight New Moon.
I favorited a YouTube video -- Chrono Trigger - Wind Scene (600 A.D.) http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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People who are NOT famous AND put their REAL pictures on twitter are total douchebags. I only use photo's of people I hate.
@luegomusic These niggas spit some HOT FIRE! Their lyrics alone will rape and defile your daughter! They also do weddings and Bar Mitzvahs
I guess a happy ending to a visit from a prostitute would be for a doctor to walk in the room and tell you she doesn't have AIDS.
Can you get a happy ending TO a happy ending? Can you, like, get a happy ending from a prostitute? I argue yes.
And a Happy Ending to a Hap. End. would be, I dunno...one of those stamp cards where your eighth one is free.
My hands are much softer after 3 hours of intense pleasure...What? I'm not allowed to get a manicure? With a happy ending?
Speaking of which...I believe ALL THINGS should include the possibility of a "happy ending." Like ordering a pizza. He's already there...
...so why not "finish" the job? I'm not giving you a tip just for driving a car. I do that every day and no one tips me.
Like, if a cop pulls you over, and gives you a ticket...the least they can do is smooth it over...with a happy ending. Just sayin'.
I subscribed to NintendoInfection's channel on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user...
I favorited a YouTube video -- John Cleese on Twittering http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Why do we go at such great lengths to pronounce Obama's name? I suggest the following abbreviation: B. Hussein. O.
I have the swine flu. BUT, they say you can't catch it from pigs, which is why I continue to have sex with a variety of swine companions.
Did the Nazi's ever produce their own potato chips? If they did, I'd imagine it'd contain pork, just so the Jews couldn't eat them.
...but she's asking for it. With her wearing her skimpy "Winnie the Poo" tank-top and her above-the-knee "Barbie" sequined skirt!
Answer: YES. YES. NO (trust me, I looked it up). Also international waters is a GREAT place for a kiddie harem. And when you're done...
funny? Well this changes everything. I'm calling my agent and cancelling my appearance on Sesame Street. Just tell them something "came" up.
Do young trees not produce ripe fruit? Do underage wines still not require that you be aged 21 to purchase? Do US laws still apply in Laos?
...and this is the best part...JUST DUMP EM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN! Isn't that HILARIOUS? Wait, what's that? Murdering children is NOT
@TPO_Hisself Did you know: Ronald Reagan increased the national deficit by 300%? That Bush proposed the Bank Bailout? That Fox NEWS is fake?
and by "something" I mean the bodies of 11 children that I "supposedly" dumped in the ocean and by "came" I mean...my lawyer says to stop.
@lordlikely updates his twitter quite regularly. Is it normal to update twitter over 20 times per day, or unhealthy? Maybe 24 is too old...
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