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I couldn't stop laughing through the entirety of Beauty and the Beast because I kept seeing Nigel Thornberry's face

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"lol tumblr kids" -marilyn monroe

February 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

11 months out of the year are already White History Month and every other channel is WET, so if you're whining about this you can eat a dick

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I made cinnamon toast crunch marshmallow treats with bacon and I need someone to take them away from me right now.

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

trends: worldwide trends - "hi Zayn" you started this, @Kathweis, didn't you

January 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just dropped a cookie on the floor and told myself "this is how you get ants!" I'm already turning into mallory archer.

January 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @JamesDeen: All I want to do is fucking cuddle!!!!!!!

January 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Finder is making me want to switch to windows 7. yeah.

January 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

phoenix is less like a city and more like one of those tiny soap opera towns

January 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

my twitter experience would be 1000x better if dane cook didn't keep popping up under the 'who to follow' sidebar.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

a few years ago I swore I would never become a shoe person. oops.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

also, ANOTHER chipmunks movie? this is what scientology does to your career, jason lee.

November 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

ugly cried through the whole muppets movie, particularly rainbow connection. at least I wasn't the only one.

November 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

#consumerism

November 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

british tv is like family

November 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I don't understand why Caggie and Spencer are pushed together, she is clearly too good for him. apply the same feelings to Sybil and Branson

November 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

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September 24 from delicious - Comment - Like - Share

Chris O'Dowd is the only reason why Bridesmaids is one of the worst movies I've ever seen and not the worst.

September 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

so much thunder :)

September 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

everyone keeps saying don't buy dogs, adopt. well I'm trying but apparently leaving a dog home for 1-3 hours a day makes me unfit.

September 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

the shelter is dissecting every detail of my answers on their application. having dogs play outside when the weather is nice = I'M A MONSTER

September 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

tonight I have knocked over a full glass of coke zero, pieces of cookie dough and fully baked cookies. I'm not even drunk.

September 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OUR WAITRESS' NAME IS ANN VEAL. NONSTOP HER? JOKES WITH THE NEXT TABLE OVER. I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE.

September 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

YEP, IT WAS YOUNG FOLKS

September 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

my friend keeps trying to recall a song title by describing it as "that hipster one". I keep saying it's Young Folks & they don't believe me

September 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I went with my heart but I resent the sorting hat the tiniest bit for making me choose between gryffindor and ravenclaw #magicalproblems