Rachel Chan Woodson

posted a message on Twitter

“@hjv @johndstrunk but some are staying positive and doing anything to get by...http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/765...”

22 hours ago - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“pet peeve: people who think chewing gum isn't trash and can perhaps biodegrade on a pavement. It CAN'T, plus the heat keeps it gooey.”

Sunday at 8:17 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“pretty morning! ....back to sleep...zzzzz”

Sunday at 6:20 am - Link

posted four messages on Twitter

“at the haunted ghost railroad tracks on Shane road. put car on neutral and ghost kids push you over the tracks! its an optical illusion”

Saturday at 4:44 pm - Link

“@johndstrunk yeah! i wish i had a camera to prove it!”

Saturday at 4:13 pm - Link

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posted a message on Twitter

“i actually got to dry and brush my hair today. the baby takes a lot of time, everything else becomes secondary”

Saturday at 2:46 pm - Link

posted three messages on Twitter

“Han turned himself over and is sleeping on his tummy!!”

Friday at 10:04 pm - Link

“@suizo totally embarrassing to any patriotic Brit out here...what a shame, it was pretty funny in England.”

Friday at 10:00 pm - Link

“@suizo it's utterly embarrassing to me that it's a British production. They need to tone it down a whole lot before it is watchable”

Friday at 9:59 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“well Little Britain was shockingly lewd. More so than the UK version...how long will it last in the US I wonder? Too awful to watch again”

Friday at 8:53 pm - Link

“watching little britain USA. Same UK characters, same lewd humour. Oh how I missed it!”

Friday at 8:07 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@edleafe and if what they say is false, it should make a gameshow "MEEH MEWAH" noise with flashing red lights”

October 2 at 6:40 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“@johndstrunk just saw the grackels crowding en mass above bill millers - must be feeding time. like a black cloud...scary”

October 2 at 5:14 pm - Link

“@johndstrunk just saw the grackels crowding en mass above bill millers - must be feeding time. like a black cloud...scary”

October 2 at 5:14 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“the vp debate tonight will be like watching an episode of the Office...cringeworthy to the point where I'll flip channels every 5 mins”

October 2 at 12:43 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“@johndstrunk ha! perhaps it is my transition over to super-roach that's causing it. how was justin's lakehouse(tm)?”

October 1 at 9:52 pm - Link

“a slice of veggie pizza plus a banana to eat for a whole day...why am I not hungrier?”

October 1 at 8:53 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@xkot I am glad that you found it disturbing, I thought it's because I am British that it was gross, and Americans think that it's normal”

October 1 at 7:17 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@johndstrunk if superpowers encompass things like: scratching, puffy swollen skin, hives, then yes, i'm superhuman...er super-roach!!!”

September 30 at 1:33 pm - Link

posted three messages on Twitter

“oh, found out i am not allergic to cockroaches, ground up and injected under my skin, that is.”

September 30 at 12:16 pm - Link

“lying on doc table with allergens pinpricked all over my back. itchy”

September 30 at 12:15 pm - Link

“@zoelaurabaldwin yummy burnt vanillay smell in house”

September 30 at 12:14 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“I have localized elephantiasis...there is no more spare flesh on my ankle to expand into! Doc doesn't know if it was an ant or spider :(”

September 29 at 8:39 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“bizzare - dogs on your lap whilst driving is legal in cali.”

September 29 at 6:31 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“entire leg hurts from the bites i had yesterday. could ants possibly wreck such havoc? can barely walk”

September 29 at 5:28 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@Racker121 :-)”

September 28 at 10:51 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@Racker121 that is rather insulting to anyone using Twitter who gave you an excel document recently...”

September 28 at 9:19 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“ants decided that my ankle was hostile and attacked it while I was putting Han in his carseat. Now ankle all swollen and red”

September 28 at 4:25 pm - Link

“@ZoeLauraBaldwin oooh, maybe I will understand it?”

September 28 at 4:23 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@hjv I never watched the pre- or sequel in the fear that they stunk...now I am too scaredy to watch them, I like nightmare free sleep!”

September 28 at 7:21 am - Link

posted three messages on Twitter

“http://tinyurl.com/4xxhlv (article for prime number)”

September 27 at 9:09 pm - Link

“ooh new prime number found...they must now make another sequel to Cube.”

September 27 at 9:09 pm - Link

“just back from a dove hunt...more tired from bouncing Han around (22lbs) than actually shooting.”

September 27 at 8:41 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@johndstrunk You know, I think that you have incredibly bad luck with your belongings...maybe you have a curse?”

September 27 at 6:02 am - Link

posted seven messages on Twitter

“Brian Williams looks like the Remington Steele of the newscaster world. Wonder if he plays jazz flute too.”

September 26 at 8:04 pm - Link

“Maybe Palin is just too busy doing other important things? She can't be shielded for much longer”

September 26 at 7:51 pm - Link

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posted a message on Twitter

“streetview available on my blackberry googlemaps! far out!”

September 26 at 5:58 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“getting things ready for a dove hunt tomorrow - academy here I come!”

September 26 at 3:57 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“So glad that I found my favourite pair of earphones...others haven't been broken in as well”

September 26 at 6:46 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Fresco! Crisp and lovely autumn morning”

September 26 at 5:36 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@rackerhacker what does jump the shark mean? they have done something really stupid?”

September 25 at 7:05 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“@sophiecruz it's so good, yet sooooo bad”

September 25 at 11:31 am - Link

“@rackerhacker @soulresin the kid's area is like chuckecheese!”

September 25 at 11:31 am - Link

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