Ajith Nair - FriendFeed

Wait...ing.

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

So I'm not the only one who got "benchod" as a CAPTCHA phrase. Peace of mind.

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

That awkward moment when you realise something you retweeted a couple of days ago isn't that funny but now there's no point in undoing it.

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Keeping one's opinions to oneself is the key to peace of mind. For them as well as for others.

February 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Keeping one's opinions to oneself is the key to happiness. For them as well as for others.

February 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @MrBigFists: Found a book abandoned on a bench. Figured it had a name for a contract hit hidden inside so I threw it away. Whose life did you save today?

February 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Be back in 10 minutes ...

February 2 from Gmail/Google Talk - Comment - Like - Share

RT @mujib: If you don’t use your cell phone as a pretend remote to open elevators and automatic doors, you’re missing out on random spectator smiles.

February 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @weirdnews: Spider's detachable penis finishes without him. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id...

February 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ben Grimm of Fantastic Four. Is he still a Thing?

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I have the body of Christian Bale. No, not the Batman Begins one, but that from The Machinist.

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @OverlandParker: If I had kids, I'd be one of those cool parents that never cared what their kids did. What, I have kids? See, even cooler than I thought.

January 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @OverlandParker: If I had kids, I'd be one of those cool parents that never cared what their kids did. What, I have kids? See, even cooler than I thought.

January 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @mujib: The Asianet Film Awards has a category called “Best Star Pair.” For reals. I’m disappointed Mohanlal’s moobs weren’t even nominated.

January 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The Discreet Fourier Transform gets a face-lift. http://techcrunch.com/2012... (via @TechCrunch)

January 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I always sync my iPad using my Windows PC and my Windows Phone ... uh, thing, using my MacBook. Because I can.

January 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Calling it "Windows Phone" was whose awesome idea? Now I have to refer to my device that runs on the OS as a "Windows Phone phone".

January 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @TheLastHatGirl: If Twitter proves one thing, it's this: that the world is populated by hidden geniuses hanging on in quiet desperation.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"WTF!" moment of the day? 1:30 AM, when I found a pair of unused jeans in the bottom of my travel bag, sitting there since World War II.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Lady Gaga: Giving the term "Lady-boner" a new meaning since 2009.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @alexjmann: Girls greet each other normally the way I’d act if I saw a friend who I thought was dead.

December 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

What does irony look like? http://t.co/cd1XjDe8

December 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I expected to find a lot of pictures of a real apple placed on top of a MacBook on the Internet. Turns out there are none. How come so?

December 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I got pager #1 today. It has been #13 in a row the previous three times I visited this restaurant.

December 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

(It is 2:45 AM here. Do you still expect me to make sense?)

December 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Poles were happy about the arrangement. All of them.

December 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Poles regularly got intimate with the poles and the Poles who went to watch the Poles dance around poles paid them money for it.

December 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Once upon a time there was a strip club in Poland. Poles went there to see Poles dance around poles.

December 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Today a friend asked me what "mutton dressed as lamb" means. I told her to search "schoolgirl" in Google Images.

December 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hello. This is a tweet.

December 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share