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How to proper drunk booty call Link: http://ralph.fm/post...

5 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

That awkward moment when a nap turns into a coma and you wake up and you're so confused. You don't know where you are or what time it is....

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

That awkward moment when someone fatter than you is giving you dieting advice.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Getting a lot of girls isn’t something to be proud of, keeping one is." http://ralph.fm/post...

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dating shouldn't feel like the movie Black Hawk Down.

February 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Photo: Story of my life http://ralph.fm/post...

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Don’t play hard to get, play hard to forget.

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

sofiemeanswisdom: http://ralph.dagza.com/post...

January 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man will ever have a penis that ejaculates money… One day I will….

January 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Let the bass kick a little bit (Ralph Dagza Bootleg) - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

January 23 from YouTube - Comment - Like - Share

construcTORONTO - http://vimeo.com/35230039

January 21 from Vimeo favorites - Comment - Like - Share

Yosemite HD - http://vimeo.com/35396305

January 21 from Vimeo favorites - Comment - Like - Share

This is embarrassing but with Wikipedia down, can any of you tell me where/what a "clitoris" is? #stopsopa

January 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Thank God Beyonce had her baby and can go back to work. For the past 6 months that family's had to live entirely on Jay-Z's salary.

January 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My new sounds: Ralph Dagza - Hi Sir (Original Mix) http://soundcloud.com/ralphda... on #SoundCloud

January 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

This baby is so cute, and to think just 9 months ago she was living inside my left testicle.

January 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

January 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @KREAYSHAWN: Pu$$y on a pedestal! http://instagr.am/p/eve6S/

January 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Bombing the Boston Terrier - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

December 27 from YouTube - Comment - Like - Share

Saying "Happy Hanukkah, to All My Jewish Friends" is kinda like saying "Yo, to All My Black Friends."

December 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I haven't sent a tweet all day, and none of you checked to see if I was OK. It's as if we're not all close, personal friends or something.

December 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My new sounds: Tung! So close (Ralph Dagza Mashup) http://t.co/ndIAxp2p on #SoundCloud

December 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Swedish House Mafia @ Madison Square Garden (Full Set-Video) - http://vimeo.com/33858812

December 18 from Vimeo favorites - Comment - Like - Share

When the person that meant the world to you becomes a stranger again.

December 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Still haven't found the manly way to walk across ice.

December 13 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

LOVE ELECTRO FESTIVAL 2011 /// SUMMER EDITION! - http://vimeo.com/27058873