Flora

Flora recognizes that, karmically speaking, she probably doesn't deserve the kind of joy she gets from knowing the people she knows... But for some reason, the Universe smiles on even the lamest of us sometimes. You guys are great, and tonight was an absolute blast!

Flora loves the hell-taco. Don't pretend like you don't.

#talkfromtipsy Nights like this, I truly appreciate the ppl I know, whether they're friends or acquaintances. They make these nights fun!

Flora is thinking that it's looking like a Bunker-y night after all. See y'all there.

Naptime's a whole lot less cool than Hammertime, but I'm tired & my balloon pants are dirty. Naptime it is (but you still can't touch this).

Flora has a Bunker/no Bunker debate brewing in the noggin.

Here, but possibly napping. Maybe.

@Heidibluegirl Excellent question. Was wondering that very thing right now - If you would take it if it's offered... That's a tough one.

Flora is pretty much done with today, but the clock says I've got another 30 minutes to go. Trying really hard to stay focused for a little while longer (and to keep from setting anything on fire).

Oh Maths. You never fail to dazzle me --> RT @ambersalis: Today (1120) = (1 × 2 × 3 × 4 × 5 × 6 × 7 × 8) / (1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 8).

Salad in the breakroom's ok but tastes like flowers. Also some lady's in there screaming how someone ate her hydrangeas. What's that, candy?

Oh jeez... A panic attack? Aww. But Universe, I didn't get *you* anything...

The #LHC is running? I swear to god, if I end up in last week or something, I am not going to be a happy camper.

CURSE YOUUUU, BAKLAVA!! You and your nuts are trying to kill meeee!!

Flora ate Baklava, apparently, and is allergic to something they put in it... A nut, or the syrup or something. I found myself covered in hives from head to toe the first time I had some. Only a minor breakout on the arms this time, and my throat's a little tight, but all in all, ok.

Flora wonders if there's any baklava left... (I KID, I KID!!)

@vivaciousrivet ... Nevermind. I'm doing all three.

Never take a bite of something when you don't know what it is. This will likely be today's valuable lesson for me.

Worst case scenario: I ate what I think I ate & am moments away fr being covered in hives. Best case: This itchiness is just fr the chiggers

Flora may have just made a HUGE mistake. Ohgodohgodohgod....!! O_O.

@DreamCatcher85 Wasn't too bad! I actually laughed @ the end - The theater full of tweens groaned like they'd all just been gut-punched.

@Murder_Maiden Yeah, it's a cotton bra, w/6 washable markers... I think it was on the View today or something. Only $10, fr what I've read!

@melissa_mayhem Sounds great! Bill Cosby once said: "Eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk! Oh, goodie! And wheat! That's nutritious!"

@vivaciousrivet I just got Sheena Easton's "Strut" on your Pandora station. Should I laugh or punch myself in the face as I dance to it? ;)

If you want them to RTFM... - http://www.reddit.com/r...

A Doodle Bra seems silly. I can't think of a moment where I'd feel compelled to doodle on my bra (w/the exception of a reminder to buy milk)

Flora made reference to tweens squeeing at high-pitches over Vamps/Wolfmen last night with the intention of it being exaggerative comedy. The tweens, however, pushed that right over into funny-because-it's-true territory.

@Heidibluegirl Hell yeah! Gotta make the wings on my eyes big so they'll take me higher!

@Heidibluegirl Don't forget to use the Tough-Ass Puta lipliner. Lean like a chola, way up high...

Got my sharpie out & these are the names going up on the bathroom wall: @JeffCurlee @justkramer @Dreamcatcher85. Call for a good time! #FF