Randell Fever - FriendFeed

all dark chocolate... http://twitpic.com/8k0ixj #gohardorgohome

all dark chocolate... http://t.co/rv7oHH1q #gohardorgohome

8 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just won my girlfriend's plush heart valentine gift on the first try out of kroger's claw machine. Boss. #whataluckylady @CuteTeaBunny

9 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

For valentine's day I gave @JaySlacks some ointment to make his nipples even softer. #heartday

19 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

rim job? http://twitpic.com/8jj657

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'd tongue kiss your skanky mom for a taco right now. #literally

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm in turniptown georgia.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Big Red... http://twitpic.com/8j4v0d

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Shit's crazy sexy up in here. #chocolatekisses

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I want a baby puppy. #thuglife

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @LHamamamama: Oh shit it just swallowed a submarine.

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @sizemore: Because they were squirrels. Real squirrels. This isn't some kind of metaphor. Goddamn, this is real.

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Sangria...

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Buying a pregnancy test... How cute :) http://twitpic.com/8im3ho

Buying a pregnancy test... How cute :) http://t.co/lM3Faerv

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

These dogs gotta do some work.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Waiting for work to call.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Scams make me so horny

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Quotes4Writers: “Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet.” Anonymous

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @PaulyPeligroso: You call it Tuna Helper. I call it rock bottom.

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Seriously, i'm tired from two nights of sick puppy. Auto complete tried to make me say sock puppy. That's funnier. Fuck you. #wizardcrime

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Karen- Pull it to turn it on and twist it to make it hot. Me- Are we still talking about faucets?

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

As a spy, i like spy shows.

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I want a fast road car again. Probably watching too many spy shows.

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Left my wallet at home. Don't cry, shook my boss down for 60 in "just in case" money. Always know secrets about people with money. #street

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Pet my pickle... http://twitpic.com/8h14lc

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @mrjohner: #ThatAwkwardMoment when you have to do the dookiebutt shuffle to the kitchen to get papertowels because you ran out of TP.

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Fuck off, tollbooth

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm coming, baby...

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Another big one. Headed south to the race track.

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Faperture: Most people drink coffee to wake up, I do it to poop. #old

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

How many men take pics of your dick? RT @lilduval Am I the only man left on earth that's never taken a picture of my dick?

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share