episode 25 - fierce lovin’ from another dimension opening track code monkey by jonathan coulton random stuff congrats to alex and cassie scoble happy anniversary to carmen heat-seeking rant i hate freaking celebrity gossip mail bag the glass teat 30-second review: toyko gore police 30-second review: bandidas helen mirren with a sniper rifle riding... - http://randomtimelords.tumblr.com/post...
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episode 24 - talking in the theater random stuff tired amber is tired heat-seaking rant no one is posting anything for the “what the hell did ___ just post” riding the web what is friendfeed becoming? - parth and zee the last dalek from original series for sale the glass teat dollhouse returns full of awesome final 10th doctor special air dates... - http://randomtimelords.tumblr.com/post...
episode 23 - the blood-dimmed tide random stuff adventures with turkeys pimping next week’s show nanowrimo fail heat-seeking rants no presents for you avast, ye scuvy dog, comcast self-fulfilling social media prophecies why social media is not too social we hate commercials the sporting life facebook sucks itunes is bloatware pamela was a waste of... - http://randomtimelords.tumblr.com/post...
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episode 22 - drinking the waters of mars random stuff family business 1 vs 100 heat-seeking rant xbox live update - twitter integration useless broken friendfeed is broken dsl connections in the woods suck donkey balls ye olde mail bag riding the web bacon-flavored envelopes ps3 facebook integration do you have an accent how to get beautiful women... - http://randomtimelords.tumblr.com/post...
And I have the grey hair to prove it. HA GET IT GREY HAIR?!? I KILL ME.
- Steven Perez
That is actually Perez and his "pet" bunnies after his first regeneration. He thought it would be a funny joke, and the pregnancies were hilarious. Ah, follies of youth.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Says the woman who put contraceptives in the rain.
- Steven Perez
Same old excuse. "Wasn't me who dumped all those jellybeans on Atlanta - it was the Valeyard." "Wasn't me who started an intergalactic war with the Judoon - it was the Valeyard." "Wasn't me who crossconnected Skype with my TARDIS and accidentally erased the time when Bell invented the telephone - it was the Valeyard."
- Steven Perez
from IM
That time is really was the Valeyard, I swear. That was during the time I was really drunk and told everyone in porn that VHS was better than Betamax.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Yeah, and what happened? It took forever to get the earth properly reset out of the Porn Dimension. And we still haven't figured out what to do with a million sex-craving people from another dimension.
- Steven Perez
Nobody wanted to leave that Dimension but you and The Doctor. Everyone else was happy.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
And very sore. And walking funny. And about to merge into the dimension where the Vatican and the Taliban ruled the world. So, yeah, had to fix your screw-up.
- Steven Perez
from IM
A theory championed by you and the guy who has a thing for stupid blondes.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Right. Because the Doctor had no idea what he was talking about. And we had to do it without you, Miss Freaky Orgy Mistress.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Humans dig that crap, why else would their be sooooo many of them on their little planet?
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Hey, I'm not the one who couldn't be bothered to save reality because she was busy getting it on with another reality's Halle Berry.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Yeah, right. Not what you said back then, "Valeyard".
- Steven Perez
from IM
If you guys had just left the Master alone and not just assumed that I didn't want him to turn my TARDIS into a paradox machine.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Right, because leaving the Master to run rampant is *****such***** a good idea. Maybe we should do that the next time the Daleks show up. "OH NOES THE DALEKS ARE GONNA BLOW UP TIME AND SPACE. Oh, well, too busy shagging eight Brazilian girls. Maybe they'll just go away if we leave them alone." Great plan.
- Steven Perez
from IM
The Master is totally harmless. He gets all this power and then blows it doing something stupid. The Daleks are just metal psychopaths, I've been saying to take them out for years, but everyone is hung up on the genocide thing.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
"Totally harmless"?!? Yeah, except for that time when he killed one-tenth of the population of the earth. Or burned Japan. Or tried to kill the universe by making a Time Lord Empire? THAT Master?
- Steven Perez
from IM
And again, where were you? Having threeways with various sex-addled people. Bad Time Lady.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Drinking with the Romans actually. They knew how to throw a party.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Great. Drunk and derelict. Good thing Galifrey isn't around anymore, or they'd take away your TARDIS and ground you on earth.
- Steven Perez
from IM
If you have all of time and space, why would you not just party all the time? And not one of us that are left are more or less corrupt than the others, why else would we have fled from the time war?
- Amber, Random Time Lord
"Party"? "Fled"? Well, now we know why Galifrey lost.
- Steven Perez
DO ANYBODY NO WHY STEVEN PEREZ ADMITS TO BEING A BUNNEH? DYSP!!!
- Jimminy Fuller
Never admitting you are a coward is much worse than the act of cowardice itself.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
I'm sure that gives you much comfort.
- Steven Perez
from IM
I should have never saved you from that mess you made on the moon of Poosh, it saddens me that you can't admit to yourself that you ran. The only other thing I can think of that would be worse would be if you had just as much Time Lord blood on your hands as he does.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Poosh? You drunken idiot, that wasn't me. And for you to assume that I ran from the Time War, as opposed to certain people who were too drunk and sexed up to fight, only proves you need to lay off the sauce.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Yes, Photoshop. Used as a verb. You do still have a dictionary, yes?
- Steven Perez
from IM
Yes but I don't use human toys to forge things when you do the stupid things on your own. Remember, you are the one who wasted a regeneration on a bunny joke.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Hey, I'm not the halfling who likes to mimic the ugly traits of other species for entertainment. And I have never regenerated into a bunneh. Again: liquor ... by half.
- Steven Perez
from IM
That much is true. You'll mimic any ugly traits from any species. That one trait you picked up on Melismajora, where they smoke curried dog meat, was really disgusting.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Who decided drunken debauchery was ugly? It is pretty fun. The dog-meat smokes helped me lost that weight I gained on the brownie planet.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
And there it is. Why does the universe keep falling into peril? Because Amber has to keep knocking down dimensional walls to get her drunk on.
- Steven Perez
It all works out ok, plus I don't flat out defy the rules of time . . . like some people.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Oh, I'm sorry, were you still going. Amber? I was busy making myself some dinner and fighting off another Auton invasion. I had no idea you were still yammering drunkenly about stuff that happened in your head.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Oh no! Perez had to actually lift a finger to stop some life-sized G.I. Joes. Somebody give a cookie to the dude that is picked on by action figures.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
So tell me something, O Brave Coward: how much extra does your drycleaning service charge to get those pee stains out every time you come across a Slitheen?
- Steven Perez
I don't get hunted down by people like you guys do. Everybody wants to be friends with me so I'll take them to the parties.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Well, if I walked around with a fifth of Chivas and howled at the moon, people would follow me, too.
- Steven Perez
from IM
But Perez is busy pissing off crash test dummies, and gassy glo -worms.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
I call it "saving the world". As opposed to "getting drunk and letting evil win".
- Steven Perez
from IM
They are only evil because you guys are busy pissing them off, which makes their plans more dramatic. If not they would just be mildly annoying.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Excellent Bizarro logic, Tila Tequila. "Hey, Mr. Police Officer, you know the local gang promised us that they wouldn't burn down our businesses if you would stop throwing so many of their members in jail for stealing. Could you lay off for a few weeks?"
- Steven Perez
from IM
All the more reason to enlighten them to the greater universe. Instead of using their weaknesses as a personal excuse for laziness.
- Steven Perez
from IM
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Why did Derrick destroy my hopes and dreams of going to a kegger tonight, and those of Amber seeing my super hot and sexy wife? #DYD Damn You Derrick! Much <3
- Tsali, The Native of FF
episode 21 - in search of a beartato random stuff nanowrimo stalled skype fail abounds ye olde mail bag heat-seeking rant security system horror movies american cinematic re-imaginings glass teat farscape on netflix instant queue dollhouse is done and here’s why dollhouse failed jem makes a comeback riding the web weird mcdonalds food new... - http://randomtimelords.tumblr.com/post...
Yeah, yeah, we know. You've got better things to do on a Friday night besides listen to three knuckleheads blather on and on. But hey, at least Steven brought beer. - http://friendfeed.com/random-...
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Here's a series of questions for y'all: What celebrity would you bang, what celebrity would you date, and what celebrity would you marry?
- Jon, the Chilled Beartato
If the Doctor did end up on the Starship Enterprise, which area would be working in, and which alien would he sleep with?
- aden
When the apocalypse comes, will it be just like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?
- Tsali, The Native of FF
When Sarah Palin becomes President will god simply give up and destroy the Universe? Or will Jesus come back, take her roughly by the shoulders and make a right-wing love-child?
- ‘-.-’ Tutivillus Grift
Allie asks: "Will cats ever chew on bones like dogs" and Norma asks: "Why do you ask me every week if I have a question for the Random Time Lords, oh I don't know, how about what color are time lord boogers?"
- Tsali, The Native of FF
How are you going to honor and remember Herman Farbage, who while taking out his garbage became just a memory?
- Tsali, The Native of FF