In other news, Amber, Derrick and Steven are... - Random Time Lords

We thought so, too. - Steven Perez

I'm not even going ask who is who.... - WoH: Minding her Botts

I'm the grey one, of course. - Steven Perez

......[redacted] - WoH: Minding her Botts

And I have the grey hair to prove it. HA GET IT GREY HAIR?!? I KILL ME. - Steven Perez

That is actually Perez and his "pet" bunnies after his first regeneration. He thought it would be a funny joke, and the pregnancies were hilarious. Ah, follies of youth. - The Amber

Says the woman who put contraceptives in the rain. - Steven Perez

That was the Valeyard. - The Amber

Same old excuse. "Wasn't me who dumped all those jellybeans on Atlanta - it was the Valeyard." "Wasn't me who started an intergalactic war with the Judoon - it was the Valeyard." "Wasn't me who crossconnected Skype with my TARDIS and accidentally erased the time when Bell invented the telephone - it was the Valeyard." - Steven Perez from IM

That time is really was the Valeyard, I swear. That was during the time I was really drunk and told everyone in porn that VHS was better than Betamax. - The Amber

Yeah, and what happened? It took forever to get the earth properly reset out of the Porn Dimension. And we still haven't figured out what to do with a million sex-craving people from another dimension. - Steven Perez

Nobody wanted to leave that Dimension but you and The Doctor. Everyone else was happy. - The Amber

And very sore. And walking funny. And about to merge into the dimension where the Vatican and the Taliban ruled the world. So, yeah, had to fix your screw-up. - Steven Perez from IM

There was going to be no merging, that was just a theory. - The Amber

A theory championed by you and the guy who has a thing for stupid blondes. - The Amber

Right. Because the Doctor had no idea what he was talking about. And we had to do it without you, Miss Freaky Orgy Mistress. - Steven Perez from IM

Humans dig that crap, why else would their be sooooo many of them on their little planet? - The Amber

Hey, I'm not the one who couldn't be bothered to save reality because she was busy getting it on with another reality's Halle Berry. - Steven Perez from IM

I wouldn't do that, she is not my bag. - The Amber

Yeah, right. Not what you said back then, "Valeyard". - Steven Perez from IM

If you guys had just left the Master alone and not just assumed that I didn't want him to turn my TARDIS into a paradox machine. - The Amber

Right, because leaving the Master to run rampant is *****such***** a good idea. Maybe we should do that the next time the Daleks show up. "OH NOES THE DALEKS ARE GONNA BLOW UP TIME AND SPACE. Oh, well, too busy shagging eight Brazilian girls. Maybe they'll just go away if we leave them alone." Great plan. - Steven Perez from IM

The Master is totally harmless. He gets all this power and then blows it doing something stupid. The Daleks are just metal psychopaths, I've been saying to take them out for years, but everyone is hung up on the genocide thing. - The Amber

"Totally harmless"?!? Yeah, except for that time when he killed one-tenth of the population of the earth. Or burned Japan. Or tried to kill the universe by making a Time Lord Empire? THAT Master? - Steven Perez from IM

Most of his plans can be foiled by unplugging something. - The Amber

And again, where were you? Having threeways with various sex-addled people. Bad Time Lady. - Steven Perez from IM

Drinking with the Romans actually. They knew how to throw a party. - The Amber

Great. Drunk and derelict. Good thing Galifrey isn't around anymore, or they'd take away your TARDIS and ground you on earth. - Steven Perez from IM

If you have all of time and space, why would you not just party all the time? And not one of us that are left are more or less corrupt than the others, why else would we have fled from the time war? - The Amber

"Party"? "Fled"? Well, now we know why Galifrey lost. - Steven Perez

Well I see you didn't stick around to sacrifice your life. - The Amber

Obviously. You were busy partying. - Steven Perez from IM

If you had stayed with everyone else you wouldn't be around now, hypocrite. - The Amber

The Doctor fought and survived. - Steven Perez from IM

The Doctor decided it was a great idea to sacrifice everyone else that was there. - The Amber

He certainly thought he did. - Steven Perez from IM

DO ANYBODY NO WHY STEVEN PEREZ ADMITS TO BEING A BUNNEH? DYSP!!! - Jimminy, CoG of FF

Never admitting you are a coward is much worse than the act of cowardice itself. - The Amber

I'm sure that gives you much comfort. - Steven Perez from IM

I should have never saved you from that mess you made on the moon of Poosh, it saddens me that you can't admit to yourself that you ran. The only other thing I can think of that would be worse would be if you had just as much Time Lord blood on your hands as he does. - The Amber

Poosh? You drunken idiot, that wasn't me. And for you to assume that I ran from the Time War, as opposed to certain people who were too drunk and sexed up to fight, only proves you need to lay off the sauce. - Steven Perez from IM

You aren't dead, all of them are dead. - The Amber

You were still in your bunny incarnation on Poosh. - The Amber

Again, with the drink. Time to taper off. - Steven Perez from IM

I have video. - The Amber

Knowing your orgies, I'm pretty sure I know what's on it. - Steven Perez from IM

In one case there was a Time Lord Bunneh, on the moon of Poosh. - The Amber

And what else did the aliens from Planet X tell you? - Steven Perez from IM

That Time Lords are arrogant and sore losers, I'm kinda glad I'm only half. - The Amber

Hmm. Was that before or after the anal probe? - Steven Perez from IM

Anal probes are your thing, as evidenced by the video. - The Amber

Photoshopped my head in again to cover your dirty deeds, did you? You learned nothing from the last time you tried that. - Steven Perez from IM

Photoshop? - The Amber

Yes, Photoshop. Used as a verb. You do still have a dictionary, yes? - Steven Perez from IM

Yes but I don't use human toys to forge things when you do the stupid things on your own. Remember, you are the one who wasted a regeneration on a bunny joke. - The Amber

Hey, I'm not the halfling who likes to mimic the ugly traits of other species for entertainment. And I have never regenerated into a bunneh. Again: liquor ... by half. - Steven Perez from IM

At least I am not a species-ist. - The Amber

That much is true. You'll mimic any ugly traits from any species. That one trait you picked up on Melismajora, where they smoke curried dog meat, was really disgusting. - Steven Perez from IM

Who decided drunken debauchery was ugly? It is pretty fun. The dog-meat smokes helped me lost that weight I gained on the brownie planet. - The Amber

And there it is. Why does the universe keep falling into peril? Because Amber has to keep knocking down dimensional walls to get her drunk on. - Steven Perez

It all works out ok, plus I don't flat out defy the rules of time . . . like some people. - The Amber

Oh, I'm sorry, were you still going. Amber? I was busy making myself some dinner and fighting off another Auton invasion. I had no idea you were still yammering drunkenly about stuff that happened in your head. - Steven Perez from IM

Oh no! Perez had to actually lift a finger to stop some life-sized G.I. Joes. Somebody give a cookie to the dude that is picked on by action figures. - The Amber

So tell me something, O Brave Coward: how much extra does your drycleaning service charge to get those pee stains out every time you come across a Slitheen? - Steven Perez

I don't get hunted down by people like you guys do. Everybody wants to be friends with me so I'll take them to the parties. - The Amber

Well, if I walked around with a fifth of Chivas and howled at the moon, people would follow me, too. - Steven Perez from IM

But Perez is busy pissing off crash test dummies, and gassy glo -worms. - The Amber

I call it "saving the world". As opposed to "getting drunk and letting evil win". - Steven Perez from IM

They are only evil because you guys are busy pissing them off, which makes their plans more dramatic. If not they would just be mildly annoying. - The Amber

Excellent Bizarro logic, Tila Tequila. "Hey, Mr. Police Officer, you know the local gang promised us that they wouldn't burn down our businesses if you would stop throwing so many of their members in jail for stealing. Could you lay off for a few weeks?" - Steven Perez from IM

That crap only happens on the human planets. - The Amber

Says the half-human. - Steven Perez from IM

They jam themselves in like sardines, then wonder why everyone is mad. - The Amber

So says the half-human. Yet again. - Steven Perez from IM

Are you not aware that the friendfeed audience is full of humans? - The Amber

All the more reason to enlighten them to the greater universe. Instead of using their weaknesses as a personal excuse for laziness. - Steven Perez from IM