Rebecca aunt betty said that when the germans invaded england in ww2, one guy landed in his parachute, disguised as p.g. wodehouses's bertram wooster, monocle and all. because that's how he thought the english all dressed. anyway, he was quickly discovered.
Rebecca nice that I was at the mall by myself because everybody else was playing bejeweled or being sucktards or whatever and meanwhile my mom was at the SAME mall with her three sisters. I can't wait to come home again. In ten or twelve years.