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Leo Laporte
From my inbox: Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be...
Such the philosopher. Um, you didn't take your wife to China did you? - Rick Emery
From the great philosopher Leo ! - Chris Ames
It seems Leo got this in his E-mail. - Brent - Loving Life
Heard this from a customer the other day, but he ended it, "So don't giver her any crap." It's funnier that way. - Jeremiah Green
In my house you have to give me the groceries to get a meal, but you can give my wife flour and sugar and she'll give you back bliss in a cookie. - dthree
How true, and how soon us men forget... - Sean Higgins
Give the greats a sad song, they'll make it better - won't bore people w/my list - heretic_twit
If I give her a shirt will she iron it? *ducks* - MVB (Grinch of FF) from iPod
I'll give her the sperm and let the government pay for the baby like all the homies do in compton. - John Hillestad
"when the leaf falls, the tree trembles" - remember Neda from Iran - heretic_twit
If you give her your wallet, it will become full....... (not with money, but with bills) *ducks* - Sudar
How true! I just gave a bad answer and got back the Hell. - Opensource Obscure
Too True! - Lillian Banchik from twhirl
I love it. Sent it to my girlfriend. I know she is going to agree. - Parvez Halim
I am a woman ..... trying to give me some money and see what happens FIUUU! FIUUU! :-) - pallina60 Loon
First comes the Wedding Ring then comes the Suffer-Ring ;-) - Richard Bitting
@pallina60Loon LOL a massive exception to the rule - Parvez Halim
@pallina60loon not an exception, still the rule. When a man gives a woman money, that is a small debt, which the woman "then multiples and enlarges what is given to her" :) - Ken & Kiyomi
@ Parvez Halim: I do not think is exceptional. People prefer to think that the woman is sweet and helpful. Sometimes it is not so - pallina60 Loon
@ ❦ ❦ Kiyomi & Ken: I have not talked to repay the money :-) - pallina60 Loon
@Richard Bitting: LOL - pallina60 Loon
um... - Liz Dorland
Someone please create a male counterpoint! - ZuDfunck
For ZuDfunck: Whatever you give a man, he will make less. If you give him a musical instrument, he'll pawn it. If you give him a house, soon you will be homeless. If you give him groceries, he'll give you a mess.. If you give him a smile, he'll give you a grope. He reduces and diminishes what is given to him. - MVB (Grinch of FF)
When did you start 'reading' your mail Leo? I had a lot to write to you for years but couldn't find a way to reach you. I didn't bother writing an e-mail since you repeatedly mentioned that you didn't read them at all :) - M. Serdar Kuzuloglu from Android
MVB: Dude! That was Cold. - ZuDfunck
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Am I the only one who thinks this quote is a bit male chauvinistic? The quote has a wrapper that appears to make women look great but underneath, it stereotypes women as a typical "wife" in a submissive male chauvinistic system. Again, my 2 cents based on a cursory reading on a hectic day. - Krishnan Subramanian
Good point. Groceries and meal are chauvinistic, among others. Sorry, but the theme had good intent. - Dan Barber
Too good - Anand Sharma
Hello and welcome to "Proud to be a Woman". - Mine Ekim
LOL - Love it - Tyson Williams
hahahaha excellent!! soo true!! :D - Simply Teeeya
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