From my inbox: Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be...
Heard this from a customer the other day, but he ended it, "So don't giver her any crap." It's funnier that way.
- Jeremiah Green
In my house you have to give me the groceries to get a meal, but you can give my wife flour and sugar and she'll give you back bliss in a cookie.
- dthree
How true, and how soon us men forget...
- Sean Higgins
Give the greats a sad song, they'll make it better - won't bore people w/my list
- heretic_twit
I love it. Sent it to my girlfriend. I know she is going to agree.
- Parvez Halim
I am a woman ..... trying to give me some money and see what happens FIUUU! FIUUU! :-)
- pallina60 Loon
First comes the Wedding Ring then comes the Suffer-Ring ;-)
- Richard Bitting
@pallina60Loon LOL a massive exception to the rule
- Parvez Halim
@pallina60loon not an exception, still the rule. When a man gives a woman money, that is a small debt, which the woman "then multiples and enlarges what is given to her" :)
- Ken & Kiyomi
@ Parvez Halim: I do not think is exceptional. People prefer to think that the woman is sweet and helpful. Sometimes it is not so
- pallina60 Loon
@ ❦ ❦ Kiyomi & Ken: I have not talked to repay the money :-)
- pallina60 Loon
Someone please create a male counterpoint!
- ZuDfunck
For ZuDfunck: Whatever you give a man, he will make less. If you give him a musical instrument, he'll pawn it. If you give him a house, soon you will be homeless. If you give him groceries, he'll give you a mess.. If you give him a smile, he'll give you a grope. He reduces and diminishes what is given to him.
- MVB (Grinch of FF)
When did you start 'reading' your mail Leo? I had a lot to write to you for years but couldn't find a way to reach you. I didn't bother writing an e-mail since you repeatedly mentioned that you didn't read them at all :)
- M. Serdar Kuzuloglu
from Android
Am I the only one who thinks this quote is a bit male chauvinistic? The quote has a wrapper that appears to make women look great but underneath, it stereotypes women as a typical "wife" in a submissive male chauvinistic system. Again, my 2 cents based on a cursory reading on a hectic day.
- Krishnan Subramanian
Good point. Groceries and meal are chauvinistic, among others. Sorry, but the theme had good intent.
- Dan Barber