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Break to get some Diet Rock Stars. All out and I have a busy writing day today! This is the *only* trip I'll make out today and it's to the local convenience store (so there shouldn't be any evil umbrella-wielding old ladies ready to attack).
- Renee Hendricks
Imagine waking up to more hilarity! Jealous of a random Technorati search ranking? ROFLMAO! Someone clearly has no idea of how Technorati works. Shouldn't have been so "jump the gun" to get ones site listed, eh? Now that it is...someone can't figure out how it works and wants it removed. Typical. :)
- Renee Hendricks
ROFLMAO - rules? I put out a link to show how Technorati authority works. The voices must be working overtime in someone's head this morning as someone is making very little sense.
- Renee Hendricks
"So the rule list you posted up for me to view does not imply to me" um, don't you mean "apply", not "imply"?
- Renee Hendricks
"and then decided to try to get me into trouble by doing a fake search so the other stupid blog directed at the atheist would come up so they could leave a message I was breaking rules" ROFLMAO ... a fake search...oh man, my stomach hurts.
- Renee Hendricks
Someone clearly doesn't know the difference between listing a blog with Technorati and actually writing for Technorati. Two different things.
- Renee Hendricks
It just keeps getting better and better. The one who claims so much expertise in web sites *just* now figured out trackbacks and pings.
- Renee Hendricks
Dyslexia is a learning disability. Check with any educational institution and they will agree. At no point will an educational institution call dyslexia a disease.
- Renee Hendricks
→ Taking a break myself just thought I'd check in! Gotta love being able to come to a #bullshit thread to break when your productively working, I'm thankful for the wonderful #friend I have in you. Had some unexpected visitors (family who didn't get to see me yesterday.).. I hate when people drop in unannounced even more so if they are family.
- H0llywoodWh0re
Aww, you know I love it when you participate in my #bullshit threads :) Not only do we get to share but we get to impart upon the world the idiocy that seems to be rampant :)
- Renee Hendricks
→ The whole Technorati thing, isn't as wonderfully blissful as the website forward with the pie chart!! You have to admit we had a ton of laughs at some woman that gets overly excited and does not read!! Seriously, the pie chart had the name of David, the link went to the website displaying David's emails with Simon. David did not get paid! I write articles I do not design fucking pie charts and logos!! You'd think she'd use her bird brain!
- H0llywoodWh0re
→ As a sane individual, who maintained a 4.0 grade point average through high school and both of my degrees in college. I would rather be called disabled than be called diseased. I do believe if someone ran a poll she would find that many agree. Diseased indicates you can spread it to another, by saying he's diseased she's basicly conveying he has HIV or something in that regard NOT a learning DISABILITY.
- H0llywoodWh0re
I seriously laughed my ass off on the pie-chart confusion on her part. I had to stop and reread...then realized what she was referring to. Sometimes that's difficult (as can be seen by her current Technorati ranting today).
- Renee Hendricks
I can tell you that *no* educational institute would ever refer to dyslexia as a disease or call one suffering from it diseased. It's simply a learning disability. One that can be overcome (my sister did). But then, think about it. We're trying to explain this to someone who has no concept of the difference between "loose" and "lose".
- Renee Hendricks
→ The pie chart was extremely one of her best and more delightful failures, yet! You know I'm not too sure that the common law baby daddy has it, she's already has proven that she can't read, she does not know how to spell, nor does she know proper grammar.. Leaves you to think, if she's passing off her own "disease" on to baby daddy.
- H0llywoodWh0re
→ Oh my god! I just seen the "I do have friends, dammit" babble. I do have to agree with quality over quantity (anyone would) but appears that she now just found out that two people can communicate via e-mail and other methods other then Twitter! (cough, copycat!) I do have to say, no she doesn't have traditional friends, no one to rescue her. Friends typically back their friends up. I...
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- H0llywoodWh0re
Fiona is awesome. I did my first editorial review on her. BSCW needs to understand that people who e-mail you once or twice or comment in passing on your posting are not your "friends". They are merely acquaintances. If I were to call everyone who ever e-mailed, commented, tweeted or IM'd me a friend, I'd have thousands upon thousands.
- Renee Hendricks
OMG! She can't even fake a French accent!!! Too fucking hilarious.
- Renee Hendricks
She succeeded on so many levels to prove exactly what has been said all along :D Amanda, you have to listen to her latest (background noise filled) #bullshit.
- Renee Hendricks
→ Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my gawd! That was a French accent? I just about spit my fucking drink everywhere! That sounded like chop suey! I'm laughing my ass off Renee! She sounds like a Canadian Redneck!
- H0llywoodWh0re
→ She cannot even fake a mother fucking French accent, yet she wants to say that she's fucking French. By far could I fake a French accent but I sure as hell could sound a wee bit better then a Canadian Redneck (cue the Kentucky poverty comments, because she has an unintelligent mind that is one direction only not a two way street; as intelligent high IQ personal). HA HA HA HA No you...
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- H0llywoodWh0re
→ Oh my god!! It just gets seriously worse and worse and worse! What the fuck kind of "accent" was that. She does sound Candian, because she is; she does not sound a BIT French. Not even speaking French!! What the hell did she sound like. A redneck Canadian call center!!
- H0llywoodWh0re
I have no clue - her accent almost sounds like someone from North Dakota, to be honest.
- Renee Hendricks
A little side note here - "Alouette" is a song taught to many children. American and Canadian, btw. Still waiting to hear any sort of Quebec accent and am left wanting.
- Renee Hendricks
Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai -- I think I'll go around calling myself French now! Je te plumerai la queue Je te plumerai la queue Et la queue, et la queue Alouette, Alouette O-o-o-o-oh Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai
- H0llywoodWh0re
→ Yes indeed, in Kindergarten we learned #both the English and the French versions. Only we were told the larks were bunnies and instead of plucking their heads we were "bopping their heads". Lie, yeah. Save us from a tragic nightmare, ya bet ya! We also learned "are you sleeping" too.
- H0llywoodWh0re
"Frère Jacques" - yes...another kindergarten song. Even German kids are taught these. Big deal.
- Renee Hendricks
Yup, learned that one. Ah, how she appeals to have the mental capacity of a 5 year old!
- H0llywoodWh0re
→ I have one more article to write and I'm going to do it on podcasting so it'll benifit both me and you, I'll email you the links to the freeware to. At least we will not be singing "Frère Jacques" and making money! Now I want to totally disregard my article and go straight to this freeware but 1 more and I may.
- H0llywoodWh0re
→ Yes!! My name appears on Wordpress. Why must she check my shit, seriously. It seems like she needs to defragment her head. I was no where near directly talking to her stupid greasy fat ass. I dare her to give me another hit to my scripted FriendFeed account! I know nothing about this other lady, Renee I'm assuming since it's 50/50 she means you right. I know #nothing about this tiff...
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- H0llywoodWh0re
→ She's an idiot, I am starting to feel sorry for the people she says are "friends" apparently she has no time for them but sets online 10-16 hours on average kicking her kid away but respects her "family" what a crock of bullshit. She only cooks dinner as she HAS to. She only cleans because she HAS to, We see this. She doesn't I hope all of her friends are aware of what a fake sh is. Oh yeah, they do as all she has to do is open her mouth! Lol
- H0llywoodWh0re
"After Digital Journal submitted its news story, CNN received news updates stating Woods has been released from the hospital. We will continue to update readers on the state of Woods injuries and additional accident details as they become available."
- Renee Hendricks
While I'm not a golfing aficionado, I do have a great deal of respect and admiration for Mr. Woods. I'm glad to read he's been released from the hospital and that alcohol is not a factor in this incident.
- Renee Hendricks
Ham cooking - an anti-poultrist, this is the part of the meal I enjoy making the most. Followed by sweet bread, stuffing, then the rest :) #Thanksgiving
Turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, rolls, sweet bread...followed by pie. We're all stuffed :)
- Renee Hendricks
Kiddos playing games with James :) I'm relaxing before wrapping things up and putting them in the fridge - tons of leftovers. Next to zero dishes - did them along the way. That's the part I could never understand when growing up. The massive dishes. I clean them as I go. And that, folks, is one of the only times you'll read anything about my cleaning. Because it's fucking boring.
- Renee Hendricks
→ I'm currently eating my holiday meal, my sister and I fixed the turkey. Kinda had to but it doesn't taste bad and everyone loved what we did to it! I did a massive amount of dishes by hand, myself, for my wonderful mother. A mother who I am thankful to have, alive. I could eat a million of these dinner rolls (that's what I stole lol)
- H0llywoodWh0re
I am thankful for my three beautiful and bright kids...I am thankful for having the world's most understanding Mom #Thanksgiving
→ To be honest, I have no idea what I am thankful for this thanksgiving. It's so sad that two days ago the best male friend I had was murdered and six days ago we had just spent the whole night together -- and he was more than alive! I think I'm more into the shock/anger death stage, I'm passed the stage of denial, so I've got to get myself to the last state acceptance.
- H0llywoodWh0re
She's a mini-me, it's so scary. Nine going on 20-something. Will say anything, often getting her little butt in trouble. Went in Taco Bell, they got the order wrong; in front of everyone she says "Another wrong order, how many stupid fools you got working back there!!!!" Kinda like her Burger King "Those damn bastards forgot my fork!"
- H0llywoodWh0re
My sisters car got hit as it was parked in their driveway. While she was on the phone to 9-1-1 Maddie could be heard giving the guy a cussing up one side and down the other. While we do not condone her adult size behavior she's as cute as a doll and much to hard to just ignore!
- H0llywoodWh0re
This is a kid that came up to my ex, asked him if he had ever smelled moth balls and then said how did you get their little legs apart!
- H0llywoodWh0re
I'm thankful that BSCW has an early bedtime :)
- Renee Hendricks
How I picture Xmas morning for someone specific... #BSCW
Quick unwrapping of tons of second-hand items followed by a thorough scanning of everything said by two specific individuals. Because, after all, how else would one come up with unoriginal and copied ideas?
- Renee Hendricks
My vision of Christmas morning for her.. Prideful that she begged her fellow neighbors for gifts for the daughter she neglects. Logging on the computer without a gift from her husband making the story 100 times more dramatic that she got something so expensive, knowing she's empty handed. Stalking two specific women she is envious of, online; writing down intelligent stuff they say to...
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- H0llywoodWh0re
ROFLMAO - yes, because there's no such thing as e-mail or direct tweets dipshit. I talk to my Mom quite a bit as I'm sure you do as well with the voices and all.
- Renee Hendricks
I guess someone completely forgot I had to tell my mother to go to private and direct tweets as someone was reading everything. I'll just assume there's so much talking going on in that head that things sort of get confused in the mix ;)
- Renee Hendricks
I agree with Ken Schram on this one. There is nothing wrong with this stand - you see more skin on the beach during the summer. If this is a place you have a problem with, don't go there. Pretty simple. Our Deputy Bellevue Mayor should be ashamed of herself (not to mention she needs to brush up on her technology - cell phone "thingys" to take pics???)
- Renee Hendricks
Smart, sexy, extremely masculine - and he's my best friend.
- Renee Hendricks
efilymsisiht: reneehendricks: iamheathen: sharklauncher: Michelle Malkin: Atheists Should Be Treated Like ”Trolls” (via RichardDawkins.net) Fox News. Sigh. Good grief, this crap actually gets aired?! (It’s the first time I’ve actually watched Fox; am not American, though I’ve heard a lot about this “news” channel.) At least now I can say I’ve... - http://reneehendricks.com/post...
iamheathen: sharklauncher: Michelle Malkin: Atheists Should Be Treated Like ”Trolls” (via RichardDawkins.net) Fox News. Sigh. Good grief, this crap actually gets aired?! (It’s the first time I’ve actually watched Fox; am not American, though I’ve heard a lot about this “news” channel.) At least now I can say I’ve watched it. Load of crock. The... - http://reneehendricks.com/post...
Is having a common-law "spouse" a fashion statement in Brampton?
- Renee Hendricks
→ Actually, I'd like to know as to why common-law is the trend in Brampton as opposed to marriage? Even in Kentucky, "common law" is really not a word that is heard, never heard is in Washington, never heard it either used in California. Is it that the town snubs their nose at actually getting "married"... Seems like these two, shouldn't been common law anything!
- H0llywoodWh0re
Trying out a new piece of technology does not an expert make.
- Renee Hendricks
→ Oh, but to some it does; what ignorance!! It's so moronic to "write an article" to assist in helping someone when one is a newbie to that program. Personally, it takes months to get to the point that one could write an article in regards to a program. Professionals know that an article may lead to further questions and as a professional you need to address those proper and promptly, on cannot do that if one is new to a program.
- H0llywoodWh0re
→ It's sad that she's still telling everyone that her husband has a "disease". It makes it sound like he is in confinement! Personally, I would never think of saying such horrid things about my partner, I guess as a woman I'm a bit more respectful to the man I love. Fuck-o doesn't have a clue about respect, merely selfish.
- H0llywoodWh0re
Despite her insistence, dyslexia isn't a disease. It is a neurologically-based disorder. A disease implies the need for scientific research for a cure and the possibility of remission or even death. My sister has dyslexia and it would be a slap in the face to call her diseased.
- Renee Hendricks
Helpful hint: don't place your mouth so close to the microphone...you know, like you're going to perform fellatio on it.
- Renee Hendricks
→ ...note to society from fuckwit.. save $59.99 on your next computer order from dell because if you're not a serious..and i mean serious.. podcaster you do not need speakers for your little computer device!!!
- H0llywoodWh0re
After listening to the soothing bj sounds of someone, I'm close to ripping my 5/1 speaker system right out of my computer.
- Renee Hendricks
I looked at the video, it's not Bose! As the newest are so easy to tell via their frontal design. People who actually have them know what they look like and how they are designed.. Speakers and all... I mean this coming from "we cannot afford body lotion for themselves!!" I mean come on... this is funny as hell!
- H0llywoodWh0re
I'm noticing a "trend" ... the things that weren't worth the time suddenly have been the past few days. Interest in social media, podcasting, Google Wave, etc. Hypocritical much?
- Renee Hendricks
Sweet! She's off to bed - let the fucking mayhem begin!
- Renee Hendricks
HAHA! I have a 52 inch tv that I got outta a dumper and I own it BITCH LOL!!!
- H0llywoodWh0re
Shit! I thought she'd gone to bed. Perhaps she is by now?
- Renee Hendricks
Lmao! I assume she was gone before but her mouth just had to let a fart before she went!
- H0llywoodWh0re
I figure it went like this: "announce you're going to bed...read those you hate...comment and then run for the covers"
- Renee Hendricks
Happy Thanksgiving Renee!!! Pod-casts today times two! Oh holy crap, this will be entertainment for thanksgiving. I'm laughing my ass off " -- Science is fucking up our life "however a group at Oxford University learns that the mark of the beast is not 666 but six ONE six." -- Who wears the mark, oh the fucking pope. I'm sure he's going TO LOVE THAT!!!
- H0llywoodWh0re
She really needs to consider *not* podcasting until she either gets a better microphone OR she stops giving her current one fellatio.
- Renee Hendricks
"I am not being vain, but I am all over the internet on Google." Hate to break it to her, it is vain. Exceedingly so.
- Renee Hendricks
→ Crud! It will not color via #Paint! The only color it shows is black. Anyhow printed out the kiddos a copy, thank you for this. I remember the same Mr. Turkey from elementary school! Sure beats the hand turkey.. Never figured out about the hand turkey!
- H0llywoodWh0re
I noticed I had to convert it to RGB using my Gimp2 program. If you have any other graphic program other than Paint, you might try that.
- Renee Hendricks