""We’re offering a free TechCrunch tshirt to any Google employee that forwards that screenshot to us. No questions asked." Just don't wear it to work."
- Richard Jenkins
"Perhaps the Giant Terrifying Robots have a time machine! Let's hope they don't cause any mind bending time paradoxes or anything like that."
- Richard Jenkins
"I was so addicted to Minesweeper I had to delete it from both my work computer and my laptop. Best times: Beginner: 1 Second Intermediate: 23 Seconds Expert: 93 Seconds Not the best, but then I suck at games."
- Richard Jenkins
"Blur weren't originally going to release "Song 2" as a single because they thought it was too short, but it became their biggest hit in the US."
- Richard Jenkins
"It's probably because they're layered - each individual cloud is lens shaped but because they're all stacked on top of each other you get those shapes."
- Richard Jenkins