RT @SeinfeldToday: George keeps using his ex's Netflix because the suggestions are finally perfect for him. "I can't start over. This thing knows me, Jerry!"
"My girlfriend and I have been to a lot of restaurants in the two plus years we've been together. We've had great meals and we've had not so great meals. But this place has the sad distinction of…"
- Rob Schonberger
"I went on a snowy midfebruary evening with my girlfriend. Our waitress patiently translated every menu item to English, sometimes twice. The food that we ordered was exquisite in every way. Each…"
- Rob Schonberger
RT @samanthakmiller: Being raised by a grammar Nazi is like being raised by a pedophile; it's unspeakably awful, until you find yourself doing it.
RT @QPSmedia: Don't drive through flooded roads because #YOLO. If you hold up your end of the bargain, we'll never, ever use #YOLO again. Deal? #bigwet
RT @jasonpjason: recruiting idea: disguise a bus as a google shuttle, capture 30 engineers. when they get to your hq, tell them they might as well interview.