Ben Bacon

Best night: video games with Bruf in the spa room. PS2 is still dope. Timesplitters 2=Headsplitters 2. Infuriatingly hard, insanely fun.

Best night: video games with Bruf in the spa room. PS2 is still dope. Timesplitters 2=Headsplitters 2. Infuriatingly hard, insanely fun.

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Are you serious, man? // If I can't beat 'em, I train 'till the day that I can." (Joell Ortiz, "I Go Off").

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Are you serious, man? // If I can't beat 'em, I train 'till the day that I can." (Joell Ortiz, "I Go Off")

Thanks to my homegirl Patricia Samantha Scott for the dopest tie I have ever owned. Ref: Wall Photos—The Bacon Family, 2009, @ The Property.

I may not be your happily ever after, but I'll be your happily ever before. (For Melina Alves.)

Up in the lab, cookin' breakfast burritos: a (Bozeman) Bacon family tradition. Call me Chef Boyar-B. Other traditions to follow: skiing @ Bridger Bowl, opening presents tonight, and football, Nat King Cole, and cards after. Merry Christmas, all.

METAL ON METAL'S "BASTARD" VIDEO FEATURES PING PONG WITH A GRENADE | With Leather - Sports news and - http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009...

"I'm not gonna go sleep with Chuck Norris. That's a terrible idea."

"I'm not gonna go sleep with Chuck Norris. That's a terrible idea."

@ Phoenix Sky Harbor, taking the 6:50 flight to Vegas, and then the 9:15 (on another airline altogether) to Bozeman. Wish me luck with the certain-to-ensue airport madness. Yes, this is a pointless status update. Actually, it would have made a better tweet. Merry (almost) Christmas, y'all.

Style Points » PURPLE JESUS SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING, HE KNOWS WHEN YOU’RE AWAKE - http://stylepointsblog.com/2009...

"Empathy is the poor man's cocaine // And love is just a chemical by any other name." (Eyedea & Abilities, "Burn Fetish").

@SouthwestAir Bags: lost (LAX 1515 to PHX, 12/11). Your agents are very kind, and I still love SWA, though the bags are still missing. :(

@ the Fantasy Factory. Dope.

Please, Lord, be with E.J. Henderson. We Minnesotans—especially the tens of thousands who live in Arizona and attended the game last night—are praying for you. We stood, silent, waiting for you to rise from the field. And we will wait, still, for a safe and complete recovery.

Greg Rutter's Definitive List of The 99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet U - http://youshouldhaveseenthis.com/

What's the difference between a run through and a run threw? About 250 calories.

What's the difference between a run through and a run threw? About 250 calories.

"Only 24 more shopping days to accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior!" (Colbert Report, Dec. 1).

"Only 24 more shopping days to accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior!" (Colbert Report, Dec. 1)

She said, "I don't know who you're talking about. There's too many to keep straight." I said, "There's just enough to keep me straight."

She said, "I don't know who you're talking about. There's too many to keep straight." I said, "There's just enough to keep me straight."

And you will know me by the trail of quitters... (P.O.S.)

And you will know me by the trail of quitters... (P.O.S.)

Yes, grammar and punctuation are fekking important. I would rather be in the precense of a man eating shark than a man-eating shark. (Who's smart enough to get it?)

@vshiancoe is so good, he caught two touchdown passes in one drive. Beat that!

Bring back the classics. Remix+meme=WIN. "Let's Talk About Sext" Keep it clean and stay safe out there, y'all. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1...

Bring back the classics. Remix+meme=WIN. "Let's Talk About Sext" Keep it clean and stay safe out there, y'all. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1....

Back again for the very fourth time // Don't worry if I write checks, I write [Twitter updates].