Lois Gray Facts

“Lois Gray doesn't need to speak. We all know what she thinks.”

“Lois Gray won't take her kids to Xerox PARC because she heard that the parc is infested with mice.”

“Lois Gray bought an Apple in 1984. It was delicious.”

“Lois Gray told Al Gore about the Internet when they were both buying M&Ms at a 7 Eleven.”

“I've just appointed you-know-who as administrator on this room. Have fun.”