The Book That Will Change Your Life --- Are you... - RoyaltyUniverse

auto-quote: Are you new to the world of shopping , reader? Rather, are you new to the world of strategic shopping? When you go comparison shopping or TV shopping, do you feel like you lack a certain edge, a certain ability to beat out the competition of your fellow shoppers? When you go electronics shopping, do you feel like you're behind the curve, like you can never land the good deals that everyone is always talking about? If so, then you need to buy my book, 1001 Ways to Shop Until THEY Drop! If shopping is your addiction, then consider me your drug dealer! My proven techniques are going to have you fighting your way to the top of the shopping food chain in hardly any time at all! Don't believe me? Well, here are a few excerpts from my book. Once you're done with these, I challenge you to tell me that you haven't learned a thing or two! "Technique #127: Aggressive Parking. If you've ever been to a crowded mall, chances are that you've left feeling frustrated and defeated. Maybe you just wanted to go shoe shopping for an afternoon; maybe you wanted to pick up a couple of presents for your friends--but chances are that you failed to accomplish these simple tasks. My studies show that nearly 80% of all mall failures are born from the very first thing that you encounter at the mall: the parking lot. I know, right?! Well, fear not, reader, because I've got a couple of quick fixes that'll have you parking like a champ in hardly any time at all. First off, you're going to have to be sure that you own a small, two-seater sports car. When you're test driving your options, be sure that you're limiting your choices to the cars that can make it up to sixty miles per hour in under seven seconds. Once you've purchased your car, you're going to want to get really, really comfortable with your emergency brake--so comfortable with it that you can pull off a ninety-degree turn at sixty miles per hour in less than ten feet. Once you've mastered this, you're ready to tackle the... more... - RoyaltyUniverse from FFDirect