Satan thinks ur awesome

At a recent conference social event, a friend of mine sat down at a table with some other librarians, one of whom greeted her with the statement, "Well, you certainly look exotic." - DJF

"Well you certainly sound like an ignorant rube." - Steve is older than ever

Yes, Amy and I made room for her at our table - DJF

Post-racial, indeed. - Derrick

Another of my favorites is the person who has to prove she's more aware of diversity because different ethnicities happen to be sitting at the same table. - Heather Solos

My grandparents say "colored person", too. - Rochelle

Heather, that goes back to the the weird and awkward ways people manage to mention to me they voted for Obama. - Anika

My grandma called blacks "purple people" and I distinctly remember accidentally embarrassing the hell out of her when I didn't understand what she meant. I was little and hadn't figured out the whole voice modulation thing. - Heather Solos

When I was a teen, my parents were looking for a new house when our family grew. We found the PERFECT place and we were all amped about it until the owner/builder says "Yeah, you should love it, another colored family lives down the street." We kept looking for another place. - EricaJoy

I continuously fight with a friend (?) of mine who can't figure out why calling someone who's Japanese, a "Jap" is offensive. (My apologies for using the term to illustrate my point in advance.) - Derrick

I about died the other day when my MIL said a lovely anti-semitic phrase. - Heather Solos

My dad says "Oriental people". I say, "Oh, like the rugs?" - Rochelle

*starts to hum "National Brotherhood Week"* - DJF

when I watch the old game shows it boogles my mind sometimes but in the 70s that the way it was ...............sad but true - VAL D.

When we moved into our house, one of the neighbors came by and said "I heard some colored people were moving in..." I looked shocked and said, "What? Really? When are they moving in?" - Daenel Vaughn-Tucker

Well, judging by what you say online, I'd say it's inevitable that you'll say something embarrassing. Luckily, so will I. - josh neff, Fun Dip of FF

*sends Chris an envelope filled with Josh germs* - josh neff, Fun Dip of FF

Please. Like I'm not going to get the swine flu from my son. - Chris Z.

Yeah, I think I have set my filter for 'embarrassing comments' too low. - Satan thinks ur awesome

DO give him a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup and say something about the Justice League. DONT: say you think Spider Man is better than Batman or touch the hair. - Steve is older than ever

DO NOT DIS ALAN SCOTT! HE'LL CUT YOU! HE'LL CUT YOU FOR REAL! - Chris Z.

Alan Scott does a good job of dissing himself. I mean c'mon, the dude is scared of wood......yeah, that's what I said, wood. - Satan thinks ur awesome

Then I guess he'd be scared of you, Kittster, since you're sporting wood 24/7. - josh neff, Fun Dip of FF

We're gonna rock Wichita! (Which is, admittedly, not that hard to do.) - josh neff, Fun Dip of FF

wow....will there be a live feed somewhere? - Abigail

yowza!! - Free?

I have no idea if there will be a live feed, Abs, although I kind of doubt it. - josh neff, Fun Dip of FF