RT @JamesUrbaniak: If Ashley Judd becomes a Democratic Senator I want Morgan Freeman to become a Repubican Senator and then they solve a murder together.
RT @davidschneider: My film idea "Benedict Button" about a man who lives his life backwards, working his way up from pope to Nazi youth, has not gone down well
RT @SeinfeldToday: Jerry's bday card doesn't get to an irate Uncle Leo in time because the USPS stopped Saturday delivery, learns Newman was behind the change.
RT @HCraneMediaGuy: I heard that the '69 NFL/AFL championship game is going to be officially called the #SuperBowl game. How "super" corny is that?#WontCatchOn
RT @piersmorgan: How can anyone shout 'My 2nd Amendment rights!' at a man asking why anyone needs the assault rifle that murdered his son? Just repulsive.
RT @attractr: Patient in "vegetative state" asked questions while having his brain activity scanned, answers 'I'm not in pain': http://www.bbc.co.uk/news...