Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to liveelsew ...
- Rob
From time-to-time a rogue ventriloquist paints a real child to look exactly like a dummy. These are then passed from ventriloquist to ventriloquist without any regard the welfare of said child. One for ...
- Rob
I thought that it was a one off, but no, the British Cheese Award 2007 is back on the telly this coming Tuesday. I don't know what the schedulers are thinking though
- Rob
At the height of the arms race, the Western World and Russians realised that, if they continued, they would someday end up destroying the world. So they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute ...
- Rob
Flicking through the channels on Sky, I happended across the British Cheese Awards. So boring I wanted to gouge my eyes out with my big toe. It was the televisual equivalent of staying in on a Saturda ...
- Rob
3 Tips for Boosting Your Fitness as You Age: One Triathlete's Advice - U.S. News & World Report - http://news.google.com/news...
Embarrassed Channel 4 production staff have apologised for leaving Big Brother housemates unattended for several days after being distracted by events elsewhere. With the onset of a heatwave, several ...
- Rob
..... it was indeed a sad day for pop as Tango withdrew the apple flavour. Seriously, it seems that death is the way to boost your musical career. HMV and iTunes report that all of Jackos back catalog ...
- Rob