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RyanSelvy Maybe if I go to sleep soon since I'm tired, I won't fall asleep in all my first classes tomorrow! BRILLIANT!
Maybe if I go to sleep soon since I'm tired, I won't fall asleep in all my first classes tomorrow! BRILLIANT!
shaneblog: ‘Tis the season for Christmas trees, lights and gifts, and in the past that has also meant the season of outrageous spending. While the holidays may not be cheap, hard times sometimes call for desperate measures and drastic budget changes. Here’s a look at the hard facts and numbers of this most wonderful time of the year. (via... - http://ryanselvy.tumblr.com/post...
shaneblog:
  
‘Tis the season for Christmas trees, lights and gifts, and in the past that has also meant the season of outrageous spending. While the holidays may not be cheap, hard times sometimes call for desperate measures and drastic budget changes. Here’s a look at the hard facts and numbers of this most wonderful time of the year. (via BillShrink)
  
Christmas by the Numbers
jayncoke: B-E-N…….D-E-R ……..R-O-B-O-T - http://ryanselvy.tumblr.com/post...
jayncoke:
      
B-E-N…….D-E-R
 
……..R-O-B-O-T
scottbloodclot: (via humanelement) ALSO IT MAKES YOU GIGGLE. - http://ryanselvy.tumblr.com/post...
scottbloodclot:
  
(via humanelement)
 
ALSO IT MAKES YOU GIGGLE.
RyanSelvy "If a girl smiles at you for more than 5 seconds she really likes you." Either that is bullshit or Murphy-Dohn and I have a secret romance.
"If a girl smiles at you for more than 5 seconds she really likes you." Either that is bullshit or Murphy-Dohn and I have a secret romance.
2009 Auto-tuned SERIOUSLY BEST THING ON THE INTERNET! -OF ALL TIME! - http://ryanselvy.tumblr.com/post...
2009 Auto-tuned
 
SERIOUSLY BEST THING ON THE INTERNET! -OF ALL TIME!
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I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - Standstill I lawled a good 5 minutes when I heard this, then listened to it again. ————————— LYRICS: I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause Underneath the mistletoe last night Saw spots of green and red Get these thoughts out of my head I wish that I’d rolled over and gone back to sleep instead Not that there’s anything... - http://ryanselvy.tumblr.com/post...
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - Standstill
 
I lawled a good 5 minutes when I heard this, then listened to it again.
 
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LYRICS:
 
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause 
Underneath the mistletoe last night 
Saw spots of green and red 
Get these thoughts out of my head 
I wish that I’d rolled over 
and gone back to sleep instead 
Not that there’s anything wrong with that 
I saw Daddy tickle Santa Clause 
Underneath his beard so snowy white 
I couldn’t make a noise 
Yeah, who would’ve thought that he liked boys? 
It seems that he’s much further in 
the closet than my toys 
What would the, Son say? 
What would the, Wife say? 
What would the, friends say? 
What would the, wife say? 
What would the, Son say? 
What would the, wife say? 
What would the, friends say? 
What would Jesus say? 
Then mommy and Daddy are kissing Santa Clause 
It’s a three way, three way tonight 
I tell you it was rough 
Seeing Mom as fingercuffs 
Maybe this year, since Dad is queer, 
I’ll get some better stuff 
Not that there’s anything wrong with that 
Not that there’s anything wrong with that 
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause 
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause 
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause 
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause 
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause
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ohhaykristinn: On the phone with Ryan while I’m on MY Macbook. Gettin stoked for Christmas. Last time is what MY Macbook and I just made you feel better by calling it ours. - http://ryanselvy.tumblr.com/post...
ohhaykristinn:
  
On the phone with Ryan while I’m on MY Macbook. Gettin stoked for Christmas.
  
Last time is what MY Macbook and I just made you feel better by calling it ours.
Said Merry Christmas to the lady at the @tacobell drive thru. She looked at me & shut the window. I wanted to scream it through the glass.
RyanSelvy Said Merry Christmas to the lady at the http://www.plurk.com/tacobell drive thru. She looked at me & shut the window. I wanted to scream it through the glass.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6) - http://www.last.fm/user...
RyanSelvy Gee Matt Lauer, how do you really feel about this subject? Because GOLLY! The way you worded that question I couldn't tell... T-T
Gee Matt Lauer, how do you really feel about this subject? Because GOLLY! The way you worded that question I couldn't tell... T-T
Photoshop solves everything! - http://ryanselvy.tumblr.com/post...
Photoshop solves everything!
I can’t contain myself. - http://ryanselvy.tumblr.com/post...
I can’t contain myself.
RyanSelvy At the Bel Air Christmas parade. its better than NYC.
At the Bel Air Christmas parade. its better than NYC.
Make your own album cover. 1 - Go to “wikipedia.” Hit “random” or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band. 2 - Go to “Random quotations” or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random... The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your... - http://ryanselvy.tumblr.com/post...
Make your own album cover.
1 - Go to “wikipedia.” Hit “random”
or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to “Random quotations”
or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your album.
3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture is your album cover art.

4 - Use photoshop, or similar, to edit and put it all together.
5 - Post it to Tumblr with this text and watch all your friends reblog with theirs
 
(The original Flickr picture is this btw: http://www.flickr.com/photos/23472122@N04/4155985745/)
Santa: I really don't think you understand how much Hyrule needs my help. I really think you need to bring me the game before its too late!
RyanSelvy Santa: I really don't think you understand how much Hyrule needs my help. I really think you need to bring me the game before its too late!
RyanSelvy We need your help, Star Fox. Andross has declared war. He's invaded the Lylat System and is trying to take over Corneria. Hurry, Star Fox.
We need your help, Star Fox. Andross has declared war. He's invaded the Lylat System and is trying to take over Corneria. Hurry, Star Fox.
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