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OH: "Dude! That's my sister, you asshole!"
OH: "He... and his girlfriend!... are being attacked by cougars! You need to jump in! Show your macho-mature-chi!
My bagel is a widow. This ain't her first rodeo. She don't want yo' butter!
It has been so long since I last peed that I have conceived, typed, and edited this Tweet entirely while at the urinal.
@zappos_alfred Wait, what question are we on?
Today I came to possess 10 tickets to the Dr. Phil show. Pinch me?
@natebosshard You've got a fan... RT @jess: Quick stop at the North Face store- I want everything.
It's hard to write an unauthorized biography. But, it's even harder to write an unauthored one.
@taylorphinney "Finally"?! Ahem...
@stnik Awesome seeing you, bro!
@stnik Free drinks in Eastside Lounge of the Encore now!
Life rule #263: Even at @tonyhawk's charity auction, you overbid Chuck Liddell at your own risk: - http://sacca.posterous.com/life-ru...
Life rule #263: Even at @tonyhawk's charity auction, you overbid Chuck Liddell at your own risk:
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Life rule #263: Even at @tonyhawk's charity auction, you overbid Chuck Liddell at your own risk: http://post.ly/C10J
.@tonyhawk makes dreams come true: - http://sacca.posterous.com/tonyhaw...
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.@tonyhawk makes dreams come true: http://post.ly/C0DX
@betbet219 Ha! Welcome to Twitter!
@bransonmayor Haha! I will be back soon!
@ImAPsychocutie Nope. You're quoting Sarah Palin.
@jackandheather It did save jobs. That's clear. Unemployment is a lagging indicator. Read up.
@ImAPsychocutie Maybe try reading the facts for yourself before parroting nonsense.
Sincerely believe the Obama health plan will make us a healthier nation. Unrelated: headed to an all-you-can-eat buffet.
@Elizabeth Give Donner a hug for us!
@kennywyland I will never be the same again.
If you've seen it, then your life too has forever been changed by the Slap Chop rap ad. www.slapchoprap.com
@joestump Such a Boulder thing to say.
@om Posterous. It's much easier, more flexible, and gives users the most control over look and feel. (I own zero shares.)
@chrisandersonis I assure you that was said.
@jhong He gave me a card. Let's start a thread.
@boblesko Hey, broham! You here tonight? Let's catch up!
OH: "Sometimes I worry about you. I don't think you need human interaction. Maybe just a little porn and your Tweets."
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