Sam C - FriendFeed

@LaurenaScott by that standard I hope I never live at all.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just showed that pastrami reuben who's boss. Turns out it was the Reuben.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@earlypaintbrush "knighted" is the adjective you're looking for.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Good tweet ruined by a spelling mistake. Not my day.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Amine expo by the office. Finally, I'm not the least cool person in sight. Gotta go, time to beat up some nerds!

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@starfyr has no idea she's going to subjected to Victor Borge all night. Wait, can she read this? How does Twitter work?

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

2009 Northeast Ohio CrossFit Challenge - http://vimeo.com/5330794

June 25 from Vimeo - Comment - Like - Share

I totally messed that up. It was supposed to say trash chute. But I don't even think that's how you spell it. They can't all be winners.

June 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A laundry chute is what hell smells like.

June 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Barely beat Catch Train level of Get-Home game. Buy-My-Wares guy and Yell-and-Block-Escelator bosses were the hardest.

June 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@LaurenaScott ok, I've got a plan: but it involves a mouse, some Elmer glue, and a really long pole.

June 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Point of fact: Rochester was the best part of the Jack Benney Show.

June 12 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Formal Friday is off to a good start

June 12 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Something I've noticed stoners say more often than others: "what?"

June 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Can you still call yourself a man if you turn a corner and get scared to death by a little yappy shih-tzu?

June 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Waiting in a lobby.

June 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@john_donahue you sure that guy wasn't just a really enthusiastic urologist?

May 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@hyght2type 's butt just called me.

May 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Me: "how are we gonna get this couch through this door?" My dad: "easy, using Geometry!"

May 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hello, I'm Sam's black shirt. You might remember me from such days as... Sunday, and, Friday.

May 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@earlypaintbrush in some states that's an "illegal operation"

May 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Fortune cookies were invented in California in the 80s. Think about THAT.

May 13 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm not here right now

May 5 from Gmail/Google Talk - Comment - Like - Share

Happy Cinco De Mayo! The day we celebrate something something mumble mumble mumble.

May 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Doesn't matter how many times I hear it, Signed Sealed Delivered still makes me want to boogie.

May 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Is this a PRIEST or a FATHER? hayo! Seriously I don't know the difference.

May 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Is this a WEDDING or a starbucks BREAK ROOM. Hayo! ... Seriously half the people here work at starbucks.

May 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Behind me: swine flu paranoia, to the left: politics. I'll keep my hands to myself, thanks.

May 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@LaurenaScott and Daily didn't say thank you? Man you got a rude unborn baby there.

May 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just saw the worlds least convincing tranny. Kudos for the 'naughty girl' shirt though.

April 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share