I picked a banana out of the kitchen trash today. It was near the top. *Someone* in our house thinks bananas are rotten when they get a few spots. I think they get sweeter. Related: I am slowly turning into George Costanza.
Just got a call from my new rep at the UCF Season Ticket/Alumni whatever dept. to introduce herself and ask a couple of questions. My response in summary: "O'Leary and Tribble need to go. Other than that everything is great!" Her job must suck right about now.