Sam King

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Great - there are hundreds of unstable, disgruntled people laid off from my company roaming around out there.

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Awesomeness - QB throws a behind-the-back two-point pass http://highschool.rivals.com/content...

RT @gordonshumway: Barefoot and pregnant is no way to go through life. It is, however, the way to go through Walmart.

Went online at 10:00 a.m. to buy my daughter Taylor Swift tix and there were 0 available and line busy for 40 mins. #Ticketmastersucks

Too bad more bands didn't support Pearl Jam in fighting Ticketmaster. Now it's overrun by brokers. And how exactly is StubHub legal?

I think the Farley / Spade commercial is funny.

It's 25 or 6 to 4.

OK, Now Pandora is really F'ing with me. 2 songs after I thumbs-downed Nickelback and tweeted about it...another Nickelback song. Wow.

Maybe this is a sign that I have really bad taste in music. Could be, actually. Who am I fooling?

Hey Pandora: I've "thumbs-down"ed every Nickelback song you've ever served up, and yet you persist. I'm about to thumbs-down you.

Amazed my wife this weekend by replacing a light switch, fixing the drain stopper in her sink, and patching a hole in her sink.

Best night of TV ever last night. Great baseball, great football, new Office, Parks & recreation, and 30 Rock.

I picked a banana out of the kitchen trash today. It was near the top. *Someone* in our house thinks bananas are rotten when they get a few spots. I think they get sweeter. Related: I am slowly turning into George Costanza.

Just got a call from my new rep at the UCF Season Ticket/Alumni whatever dept. to introduce herself and ask a couple of questions. My response in summary: "O'Leary and Tribble need to go. Other than that everything is great!" Her job must suck right about now.

I should whine to my boss more often. Latest whining venture got me part-time service of her admin assistant. Yes.

@teenrz For sure. Next Thursday?

All this orange and green on UCF's campus is making me want to hurl. Go UCF!

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There is something fishy about the Balloon Boy story. A 6 year old climbed into the attic? Hmmmm...

RT @nick: Great news, Balloon Boy is a douche! http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Note to self: Hold off on the homemade flying saucer idea. I bet #balloonboy accidentally cut that thing loose, freaked out and ran.

Really good version - just bought. Thx. - RT @ItsKristenMarie: LOVE it!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch...

@McCainBlogette Don't listen to the haters. Nothing wrong at all with that pic. Nothing.

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Dear The Office writers: More Creed, please. And can you bring back Todd Packer? Love The Pack-Man. KThx #theoffice

RT @dbounds: Just saw Chuck Liddell on Dancing with the Stars. Embarrassing to see. | Sign of the apocalypse.

I accidentally left my Blackberry at home. Seriously considering leaving it there and getting work done.

The Wake, Hooray Hooray by Tiger Lou - http://www.pandora.com/music...