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Houston Died? DRILL HERE DRILL NOW PAY LESS.

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To all my Jewish friends celebrating Rash Hoshana: Hakuna Matata!

September 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

See, I told you Obama is killing Jobs.

August 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

There goes all hope I had of getting iOS on my Star*Tac phone.

August 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE GAY TO JOIN A UNION.

August 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

GREAT JOB @BARACKOBAMA NOW WE'LL HAVE TO PAY A DEPOSIT WHEN WE TRY TO RENT APARTMENTS.

August 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY WHAT WHAT. God I love this song.

July 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU SPELL GORGEOUS! #FUIthaca

July 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I don't understand why people are so excited about Google+. We've had big and tall stores in Alaska for years.

July 13 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I don't like all this talk about "gaymification." Marriage is between a man and a woman!!

July 13 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

News in the world is shutting down. SO LONG NEWS.

July 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

As I defibrilate on whether or not to run for president, I need your help. Tell me, loyal followers, should I run? Why or why not?

July 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I HAVE GOOGLE WAVE INVITES IF ANY1 WANTS ONE.

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

THIS!!! RT @fakehuckabee: I won't let my family do Pilates. Any exercise named after Pontious Pilate *must* be a sin.

June 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

They should make a movie where they make a hot tub into a time machine. It'd be huge.

June 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

So weird. @joseiswriting doesn't look like an alien at all. OMG THEY LOOK LIKE US AND THEY HAVE A PLAN. http://defineamerican.com/

June 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

ME TOO! RT @fakehuckabee I won't use apple computers, and don't listen to Steve Jobs. The bible is really clear about apples.

June 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I don't understand the semantic web. I RESPECT THE JEWS AND WANT THEM ON MY WEB NOT BY THEMSELVES.

June 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hmmm... run for president or become a social media expert...

June 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

WHAT STEVEN COLBERT SAYS IS SO DEAD ON. ITS LIKE HE CAN READ MY MIND.

June 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Who the moose-heck is Jon Hutsman?!

June 13 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME MITT ROMNEY GOES TO MORON CHURCH? ITS REALLY DISRESPECTFUL.

June 13 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Tracy morgan left out that we should send the gay people BACK to homosexico where they came from. FIX IMMIGRATION NOW.

June 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Today, America gets to read my emails. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

June 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Y is everyone so upset I said "WTF"? It stands for Where's The Flood people. I'm still waiting for the rapture.

June 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Give Anthony Winer a rest everybody. The man invented RSS.

June 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

LOL. Y DO PEOPLE KEEP SENDING ME PICTURES OF THEIR WEINERS?! RT @jesseberney: @fakesarahpalin http://twitpic.com/588whq

June 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Not OK by us: Weiner sending pictures of himself topless to ladies. OK by us: Sending photoshopped pictures of me topless to men.

June 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Everything I know about cloud computers I learned from Touched by an Angel. Can I get the Hallmark Channel on iCloud?

June 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Democrats are so stupid. WE CAN NOT going to let Neil Diamond run the Fed. Not after Heartlight. http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Democrats are so stupid. WE CAN NOT going to let Neil Diamond run the Fed. Not after Heartlight. http://bit.ly/WbKk5

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