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@AlliWorthington I felt that was particularly rude. I only asked for cream in my coffee. #BobaFett
@BeautifulWreck2 @PrincessJenn @sweetney Yeah, @Twitter is totally being a shitface in this area.
@poosemommy Well, he needs to step off then. Momma needs her screen for important work things. Like Twitter. #snort
It's cold. Nashville Rescue Mission needs warm coats for homeless. Have one you don't wear? http://www.nashvillerescuemission.org/ Gonna take our old ones.
The Chipmunks Christmas Song makes me wanna sing along in the same voice as loudly as possible AND kill everyone w/in a 5,000 mile radius.
@dawniemom And am frankly really pissed off at Twitter. I shouldn't have to run recon like this!
@andrewtn I actually remembered learning about that in college. Think he could come down with a sudden case of that? *wink*
Dear @Twitter STOP UNFOLLOWING PEOPLE I CHOSE TO FOLLOW. Because that makes you a total dickface. Happy Holidays! Love, Lotus
While talking to John on the phone, Braden implored, "I NEEEED to say No!" We are abundantly aware of that already, little buddy.
@dawniemom Absolutey NOTHING! I am realizing that Twitter randomly drops followings. I'm looking through my list (taking awhile) and re-ing.
@EmmieJ Then I am a very efficient disturbed individual!
@VampireSmitten @ladybugsgrama He decided to spin in circles, which is definitely Toddler Crack.
Told @bradenjames we'd listen to some Christmas music. He keeps insisting he wants to SEE the music. Do they make acid for toddlers?
I don't clean the toilets or mop the floors around here anymore either. Conserving energy. See how this works? I'm so green.
I don't send holiday cards anymore. It's because I love trees & am doing my part to save the earth, not because I'm lazy and inconsiderate.
@wbgookin Of course not! I was too busy looking at Perky Panties Lingerie Wash with Pheromones. http://www.amazon.com/Fresh-P... A must have?
@TemerityJane How could I? And really, also the 24-Hr Virgin Tightener Cream. These are essential items. *clicks for expedited shipping*
Um. This showed up in "items customers also viewed" amidst all the other Thomas Train results I was perusing. http://www.amazon.com/Romance... Uhhhh.
RT @BlissfullyD: Creative Memories Holiday Photo Contest - http://blissfullydomestic.com/2009...
Somehow, Frosty the Snowman doesn't irritate me the millionth time like Cars does. #momspotting #christmas
It's awesome, though, when you're on business call w/ a mom, & she totally just starts laughing when your son's screaming in bg. @CityMama
@ashryel We haven't! We're watching Santa Claus is Comin' to Town right now, though. I love that stop animation! #christmas #momspotting
@babitosdad Once upon a time... http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-cont... Sad, really, what has become.
Would love my iPhone that much more if it had a mute option for MY SON while I'm talking. #snort #momspotting
Seen out back window: white plastic bag flying through the air at high speed. Ugh. Will probably snag in a tree and strangle a bird.
@CityMama Hey, you! :-)
@triciahonea Shit, that's right. Our men are watching. Let's hope mine doesn't spot Tweet a few ago that it's possible for me to be wrong.
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