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@AlliWorthington I felt that was particularly rude. I only asked for cream in my coffee. #BobaFett
@poosemommy Well, he needs to step off then. Momma needs her screen for important work things. Like Twitter. #snort
It's cold. Nashville Rescue Mission needs warm coats for homeless. Have one you don't wear? http://www.nashvillerescuemission.org/ Gonna take our old ones.
The Chipmunks Christmas Song makes me wanna sing along in the same voice as loudly as possible AND kill everyone w/in a 5,000 mile radius.
While talking to John on the phone, Braden implored, "I NEEEED to say No!" We are abundantly aware of that already, little buddy.
@VampireSmitten @ladybugsgrama He decided to spin in circles, which is definitely Toddler Crack.
Told @bradenjames we'd listen to some Christmas music. He keeps insisting he wants to SEE the music. Do they make acid for toddlers?
I don't clean the toilets or mop the floors around here anymore either. Conserving energy. See how this works? I'm so green.
I don't send holiday cards anymore. It's because I love trees & am doing my part to save the earth, not because I'm lazy and inconsiderate.
@wbgookin Of course not! I was too busy looking at Perky Panties Lingerie Wash with Pheromones. http://www.amazon.com/Fresh-P... A must have?
@TemerityJane How could I? And really, also the 24-Hr Virgin Tightener Cream. These are essential items. *clicks for expedited shipping*
Um. This showed up in "items customers also viewed" amidst all the other Thomas Train results I was perusing. http://www.amazon.com/Romance... Uhhhh.
RT @BlissfullyD: Creative Memories Holiday Photo Contest - http://blissfullydomestic.com/2009...
Somehow, Frosty the Snowman doesn't irritate me the millionth time like Cars does. #momspotting #christmas
@ashryel We haven't! We're watching Santa Claus is Comin' to Town right now, though. I love that stop animation! #christmas #momspotting
@babitosdad Once upon a time... http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-cont... Sad, really, what has become.
Would love my iPhone that much more if it had a mute option for MY SON while I'm talking. #snort #momspotting
Seen out back window: white plastic bag flying through the air at high speed. Ugh. Will probably snag in a tree and strangle a bird.
RT @scarymommy: Auctions are LIVE! Shop to benefit @anissamayhew and @MattLogelin http://www.scarymommy.com/blog-•-... #blogbidhope
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