Angga Satria

GreatestQuotes: "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem." - African Proverb - http://twitter.com/Greates...

gknauss: You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail. - http://twitter.com/gknauss...

StupidFootball: I've started a business selling diving equipment. At the moment we only stock Barcelona shirts. - http://twitter.com/StupidF...

StupidFootball: A prisoner on death row in America has been allowed to choose his firing squad. He's chosen Heskey, Carroll and Torres. - http://twitter.com/StupidF...

MotivaTweet: RT @norispd: Masa lalu itu spt kaca spion jauh lbh kecil dr masa depan ykni kaca depan mobil, kaca spion dipake saat2 tertentu aja kan mot - http://twitter.com/MotivaT...

ndjoeliciouz: #tips » waktu ngurus atau perpanjangan SIM lebih baik medical testnya di puskesmas terdekat saja, cuma kena 3 rb :D @infomalang - http://twitter.com/ndjoeli...

ERlC_CARTMAN: #NotHatinBut maybe if you ate as much makeup as you put on your face, you would be pretty on the inside too. - http://twitter.com/ERlC_CA...

Jamalmorgan: A great marriage is based on two main principles. First, appreciate your similarities and second, respect your differences. - http://twitter.com/Jamalmo...

iamadeeba: Speak to your women in hushed and gentle tones so that they may learn to listen and respect you - http://twitter.com/iamadee...

9GAG: I've just fallen off a 50ft ladder... luckily I was on the bottom step. - http://twitter.com/9GAG...

Shira: Only in America would people violently trample each other for discounts, exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have... - http://twitter.com/Shira...

Yusuf_Mansur: Mungkin sdr nyaman dg kemiskinan, kekurangan, shingga ga dtg ke Allah dg serius&sungguh2. Ga dtg ke msjd sblm azan. Diprogram 100hr ke msjd. - http://twitter.com/Yusuf_M...

Yusuf_Mansur: Yg blm pny jodoh, anak, ush, modal, kerjaan, bs jd doanya bolong2, ga rajin, kyk ga bth banget2. Coba diset 100hr doa tnp putus. Diprogram. - http://twitter.com/Yusuf_M...

alifmagz: 16-...keahlian kita yang perlu diasah, atau sikap kita yang perlu diperbaiki, kesempatan ada di sana. - http://twitter.com/alifmag...

alifmagz: 15-Entah hati kita yang butuh lebih kita kenali, wawasan kita yang harus diperluas... - http://twitter.com/alifmag...

adhityamulya: Bagi yang bawa asisten jalan-jalan, tolong kalo makan, dianya ikut makan (makanan yg sama kalo perlu). Otherwise mending gendong anaksendiri - http://twitter.com/adhitya...

BlG_SEAN: Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God. - http://twitter.com/BlG_SEA...

LostWords_: When you accept somebody, you accept their past too. Don't hold it against them later. - http://twitter.com/LostWor...

alifmagz: Manusia blm bebas dari kerugian smp memenuhi 4 hal: beriman, beramal saleh, mpelajari kebenaran,&mengajarkannya pd org lain. #hikmah - http://twitter.com/alifmag...

GNFI: Benvenuto! @Pirelli_Media New motorcycle tyre factory in Indonesia: production is expected to begin in 2013 and be fully operative by 2016 - http://twitter.com/GNFI...

jokefisien: OK, coba Mama denger kemampuan ngitung kamu | 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.. | Bagus! Trus? | Jack, Queen, King, As.. - http://twitter.com/jokefis...

jokefisien: Ya ampun Bob, kamu cuma bisa ngitung 1 sampe 10? Mau jadi apa kamu besar nanti heh? | Wasit tinju, Ma.. - http://twitter.com/jokefis...

jokefisien: Maaf, usia Bpk tinggal 2 hari lagi. Ada yg ingin ditemui disaat2 terakhir ini? | Ada, Dok | Siapa? | Dokter lain - http://twitter.com/jokefis...

arisetyo: dear copywriters, sebaiknya hentikan penggunaan kosakata Sunda "euy" dalam konten pemasaran di Bandung, karena penggunaannya termasuk kasar - http://twitter.com/arisety...

jokefisien: Apa Sdra Terdakwa tak malu, sudah ketiga kalinya ke pengadilan? | Gak. Pak hakim malah ke pengadilan tiap hari kan? - http://twitter.com/jokefis...

ipphoright: Pesan agama, dendam itu spt 'kita minum racun, terus kt berharap orang lain yg mati' :) RT @SyamsulGomu: dendam jg - http://twitter.com/ipphori...

ihatequotes: People are like books. Girls love the stories and the boys love the cover. -@YoviAno #ihatequotes - http://twitter.com/ihatequ...

smashingmag: Something for a friday: Stop motion video shot over 2 years with 288,000 jelly beans - http://t.co/gm3wrYWN - http://twitter.com/smashin...

TwitFAKTA: Orang Indonesia pertama yang memiliki mobil adalah Sunan Solo, pada tahun 1894. #TwitFAKTA - http://twitter.com/TwitFAK...

arievrahman: “My name is John. USA.” | “I am so mad!” | “Hey, do you have problems with me?” | “No, my name is Somad. From Indonesia.” - http://twitter.com/arievra...