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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Physicists have yet to explain why 200 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only three registers will be open.
Why is it every time I see a girl with a tiara on her head,I have to fight an overwhelming urge to smack it off their head.
Watching televised golf is the equivalent of waiting to die.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin.
When im talking to someone, i tend to lose interest after about 140 characters.
Can you claim "temporary insanity" in daily life/ text situations or does it have to be court related?
If I die before I wake, I pray the lord will hide my porn.
Had pie for breakfast, now going to ride my mountain bike and listen to punk rock and heavy metal. Suck it, adulthood. I win.
We hate what we do not understand. I'm not really sure what that phrase means, but it's stupid!
China has blocked Twitter. Now 1.3 billion people will have no idea what I'm having for lunch.
My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them in person.
Say what you will about Starbucks, but I like having a place to go where I can be certain I'm not the most pretentious person in the room.
Dude. Go shave your mustache. Just because it looks good on your mother doesn't mean you can wear it well.
I may be a little off base here, but I don't think the point of those personal breathalyzers is trying to beat your old score.
I have serious ethical problems participating in human cloning experiments.. I just couldn't live with myself.
I bet childhood obesity rates in Hidden Valley are completely off the charts.
I want to start a women's magazine called "Period". And some months I'll send it out late just to freak out my subscribers.
Life would probably be easier if I were atleast good at things.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.
Excuse me Ma'am, would you like me to taze your shrieking child for you?
No. I do. I think your baby is adorable. I'm just concerned about what might happen if you get it wet or let it eat after midnight.
Why do they call it a happy meal if it tastes like a whole lot like depression?
This arrived today: http://www.thewallee.com/product... - all kinds of awesome cc:@TheWallee #allkindsofawesome!
So, this 'One Laptop Per Child' thing. Where do I drop off the child and where do I pick up the laptop?
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tool cahin for various processor - http://scottlaplant.tumblr.com/post...
today’s recipe: seared salmon and greens - http://scottlaplant.tumblr.com/post...
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