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This is totally our wedding photo. - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
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Kyoto Nights Ch. 1: Drank free here: http://www.flickr.com/photos.... Avoided the faux pas here: http://www.flickr.com/photos... (Harvey Wallbanger, obvs).
ACCOMPLISHMENT - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
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A street-sweeper truck just Carrie Bradshaw'd me, except with dirt instead of water.
Somebody needs to do an "Ozymandias"-style takedown on this Jay-Z fellow. Ego city! "Look on my Beyoncé, ye Haters," etc. etc.
In our Tempur-Pedic marriage, I am the bowling ball, and my wife is the glass of wine.
Sesame Street Twitter Avatar - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
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Last minute trip to Kyoto. Anyone else wanna come? I could call Mr. United and see if there's room on the plane (we're taking a jet!).
If a company you hired has a "+" sign in their name, you're overpaying.
During the move, lots of the kids' annoying toys simply disappeared. My Pinochet poster made it OK.
Drawing Darth Vader - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
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Sign of age: many of my attempted sexual fantasies end with us making it all the way through the English lesson.
Game Misconduct, with Eric J. Herboth: Who Will Hire Allen Iverson, the Best Basketball Player Ever? - http://www.theawl.com/2009...
Spot my mistake: I took my kids, on Black Friday, to Best Buy, to get a USB cable. If you answered "having children," you're correct!
I won't reveal exactly how I did it, what with the spoons still packed away. Let's just say I got paleolithic on this Häagen-Dazs' ass.
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