Sean Keane

Omar: spiders are assholes some spider bit the cuticle of BOTH my big toes they are very itchy and very uncomfortable now what a jackass if i am humanity, and the spiders are terrorists, this was 9-11 and my big toes were the twin towers also, i have put on socks solving yesterday's problems with today's solution we can make socks be heightened... - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

The world needs more Trigs, not fewer. - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

Alex Koll AKA “The Awesome” (formerly “Shred Begley Junior”) tears it up last Friday, on his way to repeating as the SF Regional Air Guitar champion. Mr. Koll proves that to air is human, but to shred is divine. Next stop is the Finals, in Washington D.C. - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

When a point guard faces a full-court press, he's got to keep his head up, his eye on the basket, then suddenly quit and run to the bench.

jimrock: Kenny Powers Demo Reel The Eastbound & Down DVDs have a lot to offer. “Keep our troops in Iraq.” - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

chrisgarcia: Watch our brand new episode, hot off the presses today! Elevator to Space: EPISODE 7 Featuring brand new bad haircuts! In beautiful Vimeoscope!  Everybody got a terrible haircut at the same time of filming - what are the odds? - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

Mark your calendars, America! I’ll be opening for those two fine gentlemen above, Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer, on October 22-24th at the Punch Line in SF. I’ll be there from 10/20-10/25, but the Human Giant guys are there for five shows only. Get your tickets…in a month or two, when they actually go on sale. These shows will be wonderful, but they... - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

Elevator To Space: EPISODE 7 - http://vimeo.com/5392719

RT @holohan: Future generations will not know what to make of the "What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?" line in Office Space.

interstate: Where is this and why are you not there? The soup-and-salad special at this place is amazing. The salad is is also whiskey. - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

Crystals for Cats - http://www.catfaeries.com/crystal...

wreckandsalvage: Weekend At Bernie’s “Dance” Video Tre-Doh (via bernietv1) Gets great around 2:30 It’s important to note that this is actually inspired by Weekend at Bernie’s Two - a movie I actually saw in a theater - and not the original. - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

“All I Need Is All I Got”? Au contraire, billboard. (Note the responsible vandalism, using a post-it note). - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

New billboards at the Castro MUNI station indicate that, yes, Pride weekend is over. Also, there is already some editorial commentary. - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

Garcia deserves a BET lifetime achievement award 4 tonight. @fartparty: Sorry, Ms. Knowles, but you should have performed "Beyonce Say Say"

RT @fartparty: They're playing Extenze commercials on BET. Fire your marketing staff ASAP, Extenze. Give your ad sales staff a raise, BET.

Upset: Taqueria burrito-maker just got digits + 3 kisses from lady customer. Someone's getting a hot carne asada injection tonight

Most popular shirt at the taqueria: "Please don't just use me for my huge dick". BTW, if you still need to get me a birthday gift...

O'Jays lifetime achievement award: the only time Cleveland has won anything in the last fifty years.

Without Don Cornelius, there would have been no "Soul Plane".

RT @fartparty Marlon Wayans just said that without the Jackson's there would be no Wayans. Yet another reason to hate Joe Jackson.

THIRTY - http://vimeo.com/5347737

Sean: The part [of the podcast] i found most interesting was the idea of, the naked guy at Pride Louise: I liked the suggestion that he had just decided to give up on clothes that day Louise: Like, I've had enough! Louise: And then went outside and maybe kinda had the wind taken out of his sails Sean: Haha Sean: I'm gonna show EVERYONE Sean: Oh,... - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

Of course, you can’t really say anything too mean about people changing the color of their avatar in support of a totally worthwhile cause, because even if it is completely meaningless, hearts are in the right places. But also haha. Really? It is going to be so hard for everyone to change their avatars back to normal while people are still dying,... - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

RT @lindsayism: "Micheal Jackson" (sic) is the trending topic. Good job, America.

RT @freedarko: If FA day 2010 is the apocalypse, then today is surely some of that stuff that comes before it. . . the Rapture, maybe?

It’s NBA Draft day, and Darko himself has been traded.  Check out all the coverage over at the Playoffs Offseason blog. - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

Newest "Greatest Podcast Ever" - http://mattmorales.com/audio...

Photo from my birthday picnic.  I am re-enacting the pose of “El Borracho” on my t-shirt. - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

Dos Borrachos. - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...