Sean Keane

RT @JoeyDevine: I'm really sad Hugo Chavez died before Dennis Rodman got to know him. #TOPICAL

When you’re 12 years old on the sandlot, 12 years old on the basketball court, you’ve got two captains, you’re one of the captains, who do you pick? You don’t pick the best player, you pick your friend. … That’s how it needs to be at the big league level. - http://sportscentr.tumblr.com/post...

Do I expect [to play full-time]? No. Am I ready for it? Yes. Whoever else is in competition for left field, expect to get 500 [at-bats]. That’s like me saying I expect to win the World Series. Are we? I don’t know. - http://sportscentr.tumblr.com/post...

RT @ShutUpAndrosky: Does @LLCoolS having a rugged beard mean he's entering the third act of his revenge movie? When will he say "I just want my kids back!"?

Clare sang a birthday song, and it went great! @clareoklare @shutupandrosky http://vine.co/v/bHexwbl0OuK

Buying an NBA team these days is like buying beachfront property in Turks and Caicos — it barely matters where your house is, or what shape it’s in, just that you’re on the water. - http://sportscentr.tumblr.com/post...

Steph Curry, no longer leaving Draymond Green hanging. - http://sportscentr.tumblr.com/post...

Yeah, why should a 24-year-old be happy about scoring 54 points at Madison Square Garden on national TV? If your team loses, even with your All-Star forward suspended, you should rend your garments, wail in despair, and maybe stick out your lower jaw and shake your head like Kobe does. Steph Curry must be a real idiot. ballershots: Did ya have... - http://sportscentr.tumblr.com/post...

Best Supporting Actor winner Paul Giamatti, from “Paycheck” #bestpicturemarathon #paycheckgofuckyourself - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

nfloffseason: Alex Smith has been traded to the Kansas City Chiefs. Finally, he’s following in Joe Montana’s footsteps. - http://sportscentr.tumblr.com/post...

Tonight, Steph Curry may have ruined his chances to ever guest star on Parks & Rec #entertainment720

RT @natogreen: TOMORROW: @TheBusinessSF with guests @kevincamia & @OSheaComputer ! Also me, @ROBOTCAITLIN @LLCoolS @bucky_sinister . Que divertido!

RT @weismanjake: I wonder if celebrity couples have a list of 5 average citizens each of them are allowed to sleep with if they ever get the chance

Final Best Picture food: Beets of the Southern Wild #bestpicturemarathon #beastsofthesouthernwild #graspingatstraws - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

Raisin Bran for Silver Linings Playbook. Because it’s not a date; it’s a move marathon. #bestpicturemarathon #silverliningsplaybook #twoscoops #ofxanax - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

Life of Pi pie. The content was disappointing but the visuals were amazing. Really hoping there’s no twist ending. #bestpicturemarathon #lifeofpi #atigerateitall - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

Watching Zero Dark Thirty and drinking a Zero Dark & Stormy. Also, it appears the Best Picture Marathon viewers and prisoners at CIA black sites both drink Sunkist. #bestpicturemarathon #zerodarkthirty #tastierthanthesquirtlocker - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

Might be hallucinating, but I think Inspector Javert just waterboarded a plantation owner to get information about Jean Valjean. #amcbps

Loaves of bread in honor of Les Miserables. If you look closely, you can see they say “246” and “01.” Don’t steal them - it’s five years, and 15 more if you try to run! Or ten years for two loaves, I dunno, ask Javert. #bestpicturemarathon #LesMiserables #hisnameisjeanvaljean (at Treat Avenue Cinemas) - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

For Django Unchained, mint julep Jell-O shots. Served in, what else, DIXIE cups. #bestpicturemarathon #djangounchained - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

In honor of Argo, we made saustages. I have a feeling they’ll be freed by a highly coordinated eating effort. And the academy is going to snub our chef, Joey Devine, just like Ben Affleck. #bestpicturemarathon #argo #saustages (at Treat Avenue Cinemas) - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

In honor of Lincoln, we’re drinking 13/21 of a 21st Amendment Live Free Or Die IPA each. #bestpicturemarathon #lincoln #bestpitcher (at Treat Avenue Cinemas) - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

RT @OSheaComputer: @Slate @AMCTheatres refuses to have a best picture marathon in SF this year so comedian @LLCoolS is having one at his house and live tweetin

If he looks like that in their new uniforms, maybe the Warriors DO need to trade Klay Thompson. - http://sportscentr.tumblr.com/post...

nbaoffseason: After spending years acquiring the “other brothers” to superior NBA players (Taylor Griffin, Jarron Collins, Wesley Person, Robin Lopez), the Phoenix Suns traded a second-round pick for Marcus Morris, thus guaranteeing they’ll have the superior Morris twin no matter which one it turns out to be. They tried this strategy in 2006 as... - http://sportscentr.tumblr.com/post...

Alex Koll, killing it at his very last Business SF. #businesssf #solong #farewell #aufwiedersehen #goodbye @akoll (at the Dark Room Theater) - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

T bonner N will T win - http://sportscentr.tumblr.com/post...

nbaoffseason: And the dunk contest collapses in on itself: Jeremy Evans dunks over a painting of himself dunking over a painting. This might be the most post-modern dunk contest moment of all time, or the moment where the dunk contest becomes the ouroboros: the serpent that dunks on its own tail. He also signed the painting afterward. I was... - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...

Big literary night for me: Writers With Drinks at the Make-Out Room, and then I used the word "ouroboros" in a post about the dunk contest

Sure fire dunk contest winner: Chris Paul dunks over Cliff Paul