When you’re 12 years old on the sandlot, 12 years old on the basketball court, you’ve got two captains, you’re one of the captains, who do you pick? You don’t pick the best player, you pick your friend. … That’s how it needs to be at the big league level. - http://sportscentr.tumblr.com/post...
Do I expect [to play full-time]? No. Am I ready for it? Yes. Whoever else is in competition for left field, expect to get 500 [at-bats]. That’s like me saying I expect to win the World Series. Are we? I don’t know. - http://sportscentr.tumblr.com/post...
RT @ShutUpAndrosky: Does @LLCoolS having a rugged beard mean he's entering the third act of his revenge movie? When will he say "I just want my kids back!"?
Buying an NBA team these days is like buying beachfront property in Turks and Caicos — it barely matters where your house is, or what shape it’s in, just that you’re on the water. - http://sportscentr.tumblr.com/post...
Yeah, why should a 24-year-old be happy about scoring 54 points at Madison Square Garden on national TV? If your team loses, even with your All-Star forward suspended, you should rend your garments, wail in despair, and maybe stick out your lower jaw and shake your head like Kobe does. Steph Curry must be a real idiot. ballershots: Did ya have... - http://sportscentr.tumblr.com/post...
nfloffseason:
Alex Smith has been traded to the Kansas City Chiefs.
Finally, he’s following in Joe Montana’s footsteps. - http://sportscentr.tumblr.com/post...
In honor of Argo, we made saustages. I have a feeling they’ll be freed by a highly coordinated eating effort. And the academy is going to snub our chef, Joey Devine, just like Ben Affleck. #bestpicturemarathon#argo#saustages (at Treat Avenue Cinemas) - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...
RT @OSheaComputer: @Slate @AMCTheatres refuses to have a best picture marathon in SF this year so comedian @LLCoolS is having one at his house and live tweetin
nbaoffseason: After spending years acquiring the “other brothers” to superior NBA players (Taylor Griffin, Jarron Collins, Wesley Person, Robin Lopez), the Phoenix Suns traded a second-round pick for Marcus Morris, thus guaranteeing they’ll have the superior Morris twin no matter which one it turns out to be. They tried this strategy in 2006 as... - http://sportscentr.tumblr.com/post...
nbaoffseason: And the dunk contest collapses in on itself: Jeremy Evans dunks over a painting of himself dunking over a painting. This might be the most post-modern dunk contest moment of all time, or the moment where the dunk contest becomes the ouroboros: the serpent that dunks on its own tail. He also signed the painting afterward. I was... - http://seankeanecomedy.com/post...