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Benjamin Goering
14hrs of driving starts now. To Rock Island, Illinois and back! #fml
shira
Well, if you're gonna fail, fail big. My team's presentation got lost and the demo failed! #FML #swIsrael
Liz
Liz
The stress of this past week + worrying about Tibbies = horrible headache. Can't sleep..! :( #FML
Patricio Molina
Tengo que flashear la BIOS, de la v1.50 a la 2.10 porque mi laptop no tiene buen control de temperatura #fml
Mark Davis
Work is adding to my duties again. I'm basically gonna be a desk worker, auditor, breakfast host, housekeeper, and houseman now. #fml
Matthew Turland
Ugh... washing machine stopped working with a load of the kids' clothes in it. Having to take my daughter to school late. :( #fml
Stephen Bruington
I'm wearing a t-shirt for "Casual Friday". My boss reminded me that t-shirts are NEVER allowed, so I have to wear my coat all day. #FML
Karthik Madhavan
i'l shit my pants soon. #fml #cusat
krist0ph3r
cute girl looked at me without smiling today. i think it's because i declined coffee with her. #fml
Mark
One more hour before I bend over and take it like a man. #finals #fml
Steve Mannino
Scheduled PTO = going in to work for the AM and starting to get sick before the holidays #FML
Subhasish Das
Also HBase REST creates the scanner but won't return the objects from the table. Now I have to write my own server. #FML
Evan Smith
Attach #FML to the last tweet
Christiaan Kortekaas
Converting all this Fedora 2.2.4 SOAP API guff to Fedora 3.2.1 REST API stuff is actually quite cathartic. Oh wait its Friday night.. #FML
Ezra Butler
I bet on the wrong horse. #fml
Dilip Muralidaran
I hate cricket & all i see is #cricket tweets. Kodumai Kodumainnu kumbida kovil'kku pona anga oru kodumai thala virichi adudham. #FML
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thiis must be wat detox feels like.. havent had a blunt or an alcholic beverage in 3 days an my body dnt kno wat 2do .. #FML - http://twitter.com/miizber...
Luis León
Coño twittié mi velocidad de descarga y ahora bajó a 80 kb/s #fml
krist0ph3r
last night in bed, realised i was wearing my undies reversed when trying to scratch my butt from outside and made actual contact! #fml #fact
Digital Arsonist
Now a guy came to turn check the waterpresure, opened the pipe and water pouring in to hall. Workers outside started to drill. #FML
Revolver PR
by @Jackthedonkey: > #oneofmyfollowers could/should be doing something productive, but poop happens http://www.jackthedonkey.com/Registe... #socialmedia #fml
Stephanie Hayes
Perfect. Major accident on Hwy 99. Closed indefinitely. I'm stuck and have to pee. #FML
TwitterIndia
last night in bed, realised i was wearing my undies reversed when trying to scratch my butt from outside and made actual contact! #fml #fact
Mark
Feel like I just got kicked in the 'nads. Now I stay up all night to study for my 3hr tryst with physics. #fml
唐伯虎荡秋千
#FML#今早坐车没买票,虽然只有5毛钱。。FML
Josh Gard
My god! This is probably the worst traffic I've ever seen on the Sunset. :-\ #fml
Josh Gard
My god! This is probably the worst traffic I've ever seen on the Sunset. :-\ #fml
Lee S. LeMond
#FML My illustrator file for the website apparently decided to corrupt itself! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
Lee S. LeMond
#FML My illustrator file for the website apparently decided to corrupt itself! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
Jeff
#FML I'm seated next to a weirdo who just told me " ima suck the fire outta ya ass". Um is that some sort of magic trick!!?? #help - http://twitter.com/msannab...
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