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Mr. T on a WoW commercial? Really?
#bitchlips
- Derrick
nope, not a margarita.
winckel, Alex Scoble, Morton Fox and 6 other people liked this
You look so dubious!
- Derrick
aww
- holly
Wait, wait, is that a Carolina sweatshirt?
- Ayşe E.
yup, did my MSIS at UNC.
- Marie is merry.
w00t! Tar Heel ---->
- Ayşe E.
go heels!
- Marie is merry.
in-deeeeeed, GO HEELS. :-) Little known fact: I was a classmate of the orgmonkey. :-)
- Jason Griffey
Yay! Go Heels! I'm still here, so if y'all are in the neighborhood, stop by and say hi. :)
- Ayşe E.
(sorry to hijack the thread)
- Ayşe E.
talking about unc is better than talking about how i don't have a margarita!
- Marie is merry.
FSU alum, but I still get along with my ACC rivals. :) --->
- Laura Lou Who
<3 Laura
- Ayşe E.
<3 :)
- Laura Lou Who
Laura, would you still <3 me if I told you I was at UF for 6 years? *bated breath*
- Marie is merry.
*sighs deeply* Ok, Marie. Just because it's you, yes. :) (Did my undergrad at a little bitty college in GA and my master's at FSU, when WE BEAT UF IN THE SUGAR BOWL.)
- Laura Lou Who
*exhales*
- Marie is merry.
Heh. Yeah, I'm old. Graduated in 1995 with my MLS. :)
- Laura Lou Who
Mitchell Tsai, Jason Toney, 'Like' robot (frɐnc) and 15 other people liked this
Haha
- Rodfather
is there a #instaladywood tag?
- Yolanda
Spidra 0_o
- Joe Silence is not dead
^_o
- Mo Kargas
I love @kcrw but they really need to step up their game with regards to t-shirt designs - http://krynsky.posterous.com/i-love-...
Michelle Martinez, Derrick, Mo Kargas and 2 other people liked this
LOL @ your face!
- Captain Bubbles
Weaksauce. I could do better.
- Mark Krynsky
HAHAHAHA Still funny.
- Captain Bubbles
Damn, Krynsky...it's like your face did #bitchlips. Haha!
- Derrick
Relative to Distant Relative: "Oh, you should ask Johnny. He's good with computers"... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand my annual Xmas Tech Support Season begins... #bitchlips
fatima, Haggis (Sean Loyless), Alfredo and 35 other people liked this
Hahah. Mine's already started. My mom called me this morning to ask about specs for purchasing a computer for my aunt.
- Rochelle
He's hardwarey and junk.
- Josh Haley
from iPhone
If you want to get out of it you'll have to fake a breakdown, then hire a patsy that'll allow you smash him in the face with a keyboard. Depending on who is around to witness the event you may never be asked for tech support again...Just don't overdo it.
- Joe Pierce
TELL THEM NO! DID YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME TO DOORMAT WHILE I WASN'T LOOKING?!
- Mo Kargas
free tech support. price: 12-pack imported ale per letter
- Mike Chelen
send questions with self addressed stamped envelop to Johnny c/o The Internet. Questions will be answered in the order they were received. Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery. *disclaimer: Johnny and The Internet not responsible for unanswered questions.
- Michael W. May
Try sending them this: http://xkcd.com/627/
- Lars Juhl Jensen
I know the feeling except now o have computers and cameras to be an expert on, sigh. I'm Gonna have to work on that face for it though.
- Phill Price
from iPhone
Go get one of those tshirts that says "No, I will not fix your computer". Or at least charge them for it.
- Mellissa Claus
I'm in perpetual tech support hell....... (getting unlimited tea, biscuits and cakes makes up for it tho)
- Roberto Bonini
I stopped doing tech support for free for people outside my immediate family a long time ago. It helps that I have my own company that does tech support. So it's probably a little more obvious to them that I don't work for free than for someone who works a corporate job.
- Jason Huebel
'Avatar' star Zoe Saldana says the movie will match the hype: 'This is big' | Hero Complex | Los Angeles Times - http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/herocom...
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Amber, Random Time Lord, Clara Mathews, Chieze Okoye and 2 other people liked this
IT BETTER, BECAUSE I'M STILL NOT EXCITED YET. #BITCHLIPS
- Derrick
I feel you, Derrick. I'm probably going to see it, but I just don't feel like WOW LOOK AT THAT, when I see the previews. It all just looks like "the valleys are just as uncanny over here."
- Chieze Okoye
I was excited, but the hype machine started too early and now I don't care.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
<---Cliqueless
Kol Tregaskes, Alix Whitmire, rowlikeagirl and 9 other people liked this
LIES
- Mo Kargas
Nope. It's true. I'm shunt.
- Captain Bubbles
You're part of the FF clique :)
- Mo Kargas
LOL
- Captain Bubbles
Your clique is so exclusive, you don't even know you're in it. :)
- ha3rvey (likes fritos)
Now *that* is exclusive.
- Captain Bubbles
What... is the mouse broken again?
- Adrian
Oh, Adrian. You're hilarious. :|
- Captain Bubbles
hee. That made me giggle. I'm easy. (TWIS)
- pea
nakachi, ژوکر معترض, Nia and 21 other people liked this
D...told you I had a shot from this weekend that you might like...
- JA Castillo
from Bookmarklet
CLASSIC. This is like the dictionary definition of bitchlips!
- Derrick
OMG. This is the best.
- DO ANYBODY NO MONIQUE
Best bitchlips pic I have seen to date. Go ahead people. Top it.
- Martha
ha! Best?! Hardly! Mo and Derrick started this and they have the bestest! ;)
- JA Castillo
Do you give lessons?
- Rodfather
Where Should I Eat?
Louis Simoneau, metalerik, pea and 3 other people liked this
Fast food edition.
- Derrick
Cool, except: I'm on the west coast and In 'n Out is *not* an option. #bitchlips
- Bren, Not Grinchy
Death By Chocolate :) De Phazz & The Radio Bigband Frankfurt edition... Huh...
- 7 пар-других олдфагов
Literally woke up this morning laughing with memories of my late mother. I cop to be being pretty funny, but she was HIGH-larious. Miss her.
Kol Tregaskes, Maria Niles, Mickey Schafer and 16 other people liked this
That's how I hope to be remembered
- Shevonne
In a couple weeks it will be fourteen years since cancer came out of nowhere and claimed her, so I tend to get a bit nostalgic around this time of the year. I like to remember the good times, rather than focus on the negative. But seriously, the chick was funny.
- Derrick
It's nice when you can remember a loved one with laughter and joy.
- Junebug (aka Sarah Jill)
I'm sorry for your loss, but that is a wonderful story.
- s t e v e
What will remain of us is a big old grin :)
- Pete, Enabling Force
even in those few words I feel like I have an idea of who she is, I can't imagine a better way to remember her
- Sir Shuping
An example: I'd just started driving in high school and got the opportunity to pick her up from somewhere. It was a warm day and she got in the car, turned the A/C from it's middle setting and cranked to the highest. She took the hem of her dress and placed it over the A/C vents so that the air puffed out the bottom of her dress. All without looking at me or saying a word. She finally...
more...
- Derrick
LOL to the story! I'm glad you have such great memories of such a special lady. Thank you for sharing them (and her) with us. :)
- Laura Lou Who
:D
- s t e v e
100 years of great press photographs |
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Derrick, Baard @ Pixum, R1CC1 and 4 other people liked this
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- RAPatton
Dude... you are on fire with the linkage this morning. DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO GET ANYTHING DONE TODAY???? #bitchlips ;)
- MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS
giving #bitchlips to a hard decision I had to make today. Now working on making piece with it.
I've completely lost patience for comments like "She needs to eat a sandwich" or similar things regarding women who are thin. I know, I know, it's a reaction against the media norm of framing any woman larger than a size 2 as "fat." But it's still stupid.
Charlotte M, Ladybug Heather, Jason Huebel and 4 other people liked this
You need to eat a sandwich.
- Alex Scoble
Alex needs a knuckle sandwich.
- s t e v e
No women should be judged by her body. A woman's size & shape & weight is her own business. Hell, even if a woman is suffering from anorexia or bulimia, that's her business, not ours.
- josh neff, geek at large
I've got yer sandwich right here, Alex. :P
- josh neff, geek at large
You are right, Josh. Me saying that she needs to eat a sammich isn't any different than if someone were to look at my picture and say "She needs to go on a diet."
- Yolanda
I'd tap that sandwich.
- s t e v e
You should only care about a person's health and wellbeing.
- MicahBear78
Yolanda, that is a great point!
- tab thinks you're awesome
My health and wellbeing will suffer unless someone makes me a sammich, and I mean like now
- Slippy "WildBeard" Lane
Exactly, Yolanda! One of my best friends is naturally thin. She's never weighed more than 100 pounds. I've seen her eat a ton of food, but she just can't gain weight. Strangers have no problem telling her, "You're too thin! You need to eat more!" And she hates it.
- josh neff, geek at large
Steve... "I'd tap that sandwich." LMAO... the mental image! Tab, the flip side is... some of these girls really do need a sandwich!! :D
- Yolanda
You all need a life. Get off the internet. You spend way too much time on it. #bitchlips
- CW™
As somebody who has friends with severe eating disorders, I agree that comments like that are not helpful in the best case, and potentially harmful in the worst. But I disagree that eating disorders--not just being really thin--aren't our business. Some people need help, and their friends and family (not nosy strangers) should intervene.
- Kaijsa Calkins
When it's friends & family, Kaijsa, absolutely. When we're talking about actors & models that we don't personally know, it's none of our business.
- josh neff, geek at large
CW needs a sandwich.
- Yolanda
Yolanda, your right. Whatcha making?
- CW™
I'm hungry now.
- ǎňňǎ
Can I get a half sandwich with a cup of soup? (Hmm now I need to find a Erics Deli.)
- CW™
heheh... http://friendfeed.com/moosico... <--- parts of this thread made me think of this.
- SAM
*Points* Are you going to eat that sandwich?
- Derrick
Oh... and I agree with josh neff implicitly.
- SAM
The only sandwich I want right now is me, Salma Hayek & Christina Hendricks.
- josh neff, geek at large
*Spock eyebrow* at SAM's pic. O_o
- Derrick
YOU'D LOOK SO MUCH PRETTIER IF YOU'D ONLY SMILE MORE!
- Daniel J. Pritchett
So would you take offence if I told you "Your so uptight, You just need to get laid." ?
- CW™
I know Derrick... very wrong and fairly low brow. But could not resist when Steve posted "I'd tap that sandwich" Now laughing at it again. *walks over as Kirk and pulls eyebrow down*
- SAM
Some people need to go on more dates, then they could "Eat a sandwich" plus then "Get Laid" hence solving all issues that others will think they have.
- CW™
CW, and between those things they could "pull that stick out of their ass" and afterward "get over it."
- s t e v e
You point may have some merit, but it's not important enough to even make volume one of things in need of fixing and requiring of effort to correct.
- Matthew DeVries
Well, you're obviously welcome to that opinion, Matthew.
- josh neff, geek at large
@Steve, Exactly!
- CW™
And those of us who are still stuck looking in the juniors section because apparently "real women's clothing" doesn't start til a size 8 appreciate it.
- Abigail
+1 most comments on this thread. And I would disagree with Mr. Matthew, I think women not being constantly picked at for their weight not falling between a tiny range of ideals would drastically reduce stress, diet scams, and bickering, as well as being a huge step forward for our opinion of men. Women would not feel so imperfect and therefor need less approval, and men just might get laid more, therefor alleviating a huge percentage of the worlds issues.
- Heather
Nicely said, Heather!
- josh neff, geek at large
++++Heather!
- vicster
Yeah, I have been just making jokey comments so far, but I'm 100% behind Josh and the rest of y'all. There are certainly things to be said about a society that is obsessed with being skinny, but "eat a sammich" isn't a particularly constructive one.
- s t e v e
Obviously none of you have ever eaten a sandwich.
- Matthew DeVries
I agree with this and with Yolanda and Abigail. That said, y'all are welcome to make me a sandwich.
- joey
*dat-dat-dat dat-dat. dat* We interrupt this program for this important message: A Sandwich IS NOT a Burrito. Legally. http://friendfeed.com/micahwi...
- Micah Wittman
Resisting the urge to walk around with my eyes crossed with bitchlips saying "F'real d'oh!" a la Jamie Foxx's Wanda from In Living Color.
Steven Perez, Anna Haro, Morton Fox and 3 other people liked this
Ever since seeing your post from last night, I've been doing my Sheneneh. My daughter said, "Mama, you stupid."
- Captain Bubbles
I demand video from the both of yous!
- Anna Haro
Anna, I'll rock your world. #bitchlips
- Derrick
Anna Haro liked this
I peeped the first site, and that's basically a hookup site a la Craigslist. :(
- Derrick
He said he was down for whatever, so we'll find somewhere to sit and talk and have a cocktail.
- Derrick
Check the ads in The Blade? http://www.gayblade.com/
- Spidra Webster
Oh, dang.
- Rochelle
Oh damn...I went to comment on Shawn's comment and deleted it. :( To answer, no this isn't date number two, this is a friend coming in on business. Date number two is hopefully later this week. :)
- Derrick
If I were 14 years old I'd make a Disneyland joke, but I'm not.
- Kevin Fox
Haha! Kevin, we're probably going to hang at Downtown Disney and @thewes already pointed out the bellhop and receptionist set off his gaydar. SHOCKING.
- Derrick
Disneyland.
- Louis Gray
I was going to say Disneyland but Louis beat me to it. Haha. That's what I get for being away from FF.
- joey
Steven Perez and Louis Gray liked this
Dublin, GA.
Not as good as Dublin, OH
- RAPatton
Dublin Ireland just made #bitchlips.
- Derrick
Dublin, Ireland, is SOOOOO much better.
- Laura Lou Who
RAP, I've never been to Dublin, OH, so I can't compare.
- Laura Lou Who
Apple Dublin Gang
- Josh Haley
Geez...killed a nice innocent little thread. Now they're gonna put me in jail.
- Josh Haley
Tee-hee, Josh.
- Laura Lou Who
Now THAT was pity. :)
- Josh Haley
lol
- Laura Lou Who
Dublin, TX is the answer for Dr Pepper.
- Kendra <3 Three Lions
Honestly, what have I started?
Kol Tregaskes, Nicholas Kreidberg, Amber, Random Time Lord and 24 other people liked this
Let's see YOURS!
- Rochelle
Do we have a hashtag for this?
- Katy S
No one needs to see that, Ro.
- Derrick
you're loving it
- VAL D.
lol :) I came in at a good time.
- Carmen
I love y'all.
- Derrick
dammit! I MISS EVERYTHING!
- Jim Hearts FF
I'll show you mine if you show me yours..
- CW™
Derrick, I disagree. I bet Sparky disagrees, too.
- Rochelle
LOL'er cakes.
- Derrick
ha! I jumped in (and even added the hashtag!)...you can at least give us some #bitchlips! ;)
- JA Castillo
# B I T C H L I P S
- Derrick
:D
- JA Castillo
The best meme ever?
- Lo is a Quitter
I've only seen one! Someone gather these together. Stat!
- Jason
I just added the hashtag to mine!
- Katy S
Wait, what did I miss?
- Jason Huebel
*toddles off to take photo of his hairy belly*
- Steven Perez
Oh, I am so not playing :P
- Rene Wirtz
Has anyone else noticed that most of the females who submitted photos submitted photos of their pet(s)? #bellymeme
- Katy S
Well, I thought it was a furry belly meme and mine's not all that furry...
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
damn, i take a nap and miss everything!
- Joe Silence is not dead
if mine wasn't so scary looking i would definitely join in.
- Joe Silence is not dead
I do not believe you will be seeing my belly on friendfeed.
- Jason Toney
If it gave you a giggle, D, then it was all worth it :-)
- Slippy "WildBeard" Lane
We're out of beer. #bitchlips
Rodfather, Amber, Random Time Lord, Penguin It's Cold Outside and 5 other people liked this
*sends Barry a beer*
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
*revokes Barry's membership card*
- MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)
from iPod
See, Tina loves me....
- MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS
It's a trap, B.
- MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)
from iPod
*readies cat-like reflexes*
- MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS
*sends Barry another beer*
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
Sorry man, she's got me.
- MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS
*evil laugh*
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
beer = Barry's kryptonite
- MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS
Another fallen... So sad...
- MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)
from iPod
*slurps beer*
- MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS
*sends MVB a beer*
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
*reminds Tina that he thoughtfully is sitting in a pub that has plenty of beer*
- MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)
from iPod
*wonders if they serve decent beer at Mark's bar, or if it's crappy orphan piss beer*
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
Well I'm nursing on a Newcastle draught. I think they have something by Sierra as well.
- MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)
from iPod
Dear Wednesday: Tuesday tried to pull a Monday. Don't get any ideas, cause I'm not above taking you to the carpet. Love, Derrick
Jason Huebel, Clare Dibble, James Ferguson and 14 other people liked this
Ala The Rock... Does Derrick have The People's Bitchlips?
- Johnny Worthington
from iPhone
I've got your back, D. You hear that, Wednesday?
- Carmen
Wednesday might like that
- Lindsey is Fierce!
Louis Gray, Ayşe E., Rochelle and Lars Clausen liked this
QueenofSpain: http://twitpic.com/nszk5 - #bitchlips @Mona @geekandahalf - http://twitter.com/Queenof...
uh-oh. Black Men & Sex up next on 'Black Men in the Age of President Obama'. I'm already making #bitchlips (via @jbrotherlove)
uh-oh. Black Men & Sex up next on 'Black Men in the Age of President Obama'. I'm already making #bitchlips
uh-oh. Black Men & Sex up next on 'Black Men in the Age of President Obama'. I'm already making #bitchlips (via @jbrotherlove)
CAPSHUN > ME
Jason Huebel, Jeannette Høvring, Kol Tregaskes and 17 other people liked this
HUH ?????
- johnpiercy
"Tell me I can have whatever I want or I'll fill this whole diaper!"
- nakachi
heh :*
- ArEzOoO
in Canada it would be ... EHHHHHHHHHHHH
- johnpiercy
Srsly? You call that a lullabye?
- Spidra Webster
"My diapers are like politicians right now..."
- Jemm
Mommy make it stop
- johnpiercy
from iPhone
...
- ArEzOoO
@geekandahalf I really really missed you -- can we hang? Like, soon? #bitchlips
@QueenofSpain please make sure to snap a sass face photo while in her Princess Peach dress #bitchlips #allhailhala cc @geekandahalf
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