#ff @andrewtibbs - can levitate, but only after consuming quince jam #secretsuperpowers - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

#ff @laragreenway - can cause anyone within 10 meters of Uri Geller to spontaneously combust #secretsuperpowers - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

#ff @wgallagher - severs taut elastic bands with his diamond-tipped pinkie #secretsuperpowers - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

#ff @emperorsclothes - can become ever so slightly translucent on sundays between 4 and 5pm #secretsuperpowers - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

#ff @danrebellato - speaks native Canadian moose and can detect concealed rubber thimbles #secretsuperpowers - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

#ff @monkquixote - can make squirrels recite Chaucer until they starve #secretsuperpowers - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

#ff @bang2write - can shatter remote walnuts with her atomic explode-o-matic rifle #secretsuperpowers - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

#ff @nausea18 - can see great distances through the eyes of Nile Delta Bandicoot (extinct) #secretsuperpowers - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...