RT @FunnyJokeBook: Instead of LOL try, "LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL": Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.
RT @relevantorgans: Our agents report that Chen Guangcheng is being provided with substandard food on his flight. We're putting this in our human rights report.
RT @drunkenpredator: On further reflection, it'd probably be unwise to ship weapons through Pakistan. You don't want a MOAB cropping up in a bazaar in Peshawar.