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@evamandy very funny blog u got going there me likey loved 'satisfaction :D' http://t.co/75iIRI8 check ours out
@iviebaileys just read thru your tweets on *treating your woman right and it's very commendable! thumbs up
Check out my review of The Mighty Thor, http://bit.ly/n11O8W
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.lol
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Got a lot of respect for women #truestory but deep down can't help being a chauvinistic pig @ times #genetics sigh!
@nikefagbule what does it take to answer your calls been tryna reach u twice now, last 4digits 1330 mtn! C'mon
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now. Seriously *straight face*
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
Dear son - 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?lol
@iviebaileys See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. True or false ☺
Materialism: buying things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people that don’t matter.
. To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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