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The Mazda Miata is not a good midlife crisis car...guy from Florida: UR DOIN' IT WRONG.
I just saw @chickenjohn leaving the Milpitas Great Mall parking lot, driving a Mini Cooper...WTF?
RT @preschoolgems: "Lots of kids can see invisible stuff."
...done the work of three men this morning since 7am and still have 55% battery on my trusty iP4. Seamless UX wins everytime. #suckitandroid
Thanks to @danger_ranger @nelz9999 @edrabbit and others, SXSW is henceforth a new burner playground! Stellar works y'all!
Where is 4chan when you need them? http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Where is 4chan when you need them? http://bit.ly/igrnvT
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With the constant influx of abundance, your humble narrator must take a step back and realize he's just beginning to see the iceberg's tip.
As I toil away in the salt mines, @battykitten pecks away at her first efforts for world domination, faithful sidekick doggie at her feeties
Can't we, instead, celebrate March 14th as "Steak/Pie and '=sum(3*23)' day"?
Who am I kidding? I've never been this satisfied and the sensation is completely foreign to all my systems
This weeks goal: Re-align myself with contentment. It's been so long since I've felt this way, that I don't know what to do with it...
With the addition of a nuclear threat, the situation is a Godzilla away from being life imitating art :(
Try it yourself: "The corndogs rolled into the crowd, unfettered by attempts to impede their progress, leaving a toxic trail of mustard"
I've said it before and today I am validated: All news has more gravity if you report it with a British accent.
Waking to Japan news and thinking: We could really use the Justice League right about now.
Tip from Tex #294: don't eat Kiwi right after brushing your teeth. It's bad for YOU and it unnecessarily maligns an otherwise fine fruit.
In non-tsunami news, Groupon realizes that even in the Castro, some people still have to pay for a facial. http://www.groupon.com/deals...
Pink linen Thai fisherman's pants, fitted black fleece zip neck pullover and slip-on Chuck Taylors = my own version of UGGS
If hell is truly a place without love, then I find myself in a heaven made daily here on Earth.
I officially declare this "Shake What Your Momma Gave 'Ya Day" Ladies and Gentleman, please act accordingly.
New Valleyho friends met tonight are opening doors with us to transform our environs into the next artscene community. Yay serendipity!
2 Valleyho cocktails and an "exercise" session have taken away all my energy and there's still a molehill of work ahead tonight. #whee #shit
Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don’t play their game.
I was pretty sure there’s more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking, and I finally found out what that was :)
All the salvation you need is within and with us as your apostles and believers...what's stopping you from making miracles?
1600 sq. ft. live/work with kitchen and 2 bathrooms, free parking and more, avail. now! Need 3 people @ $350/mo. DM or message me now! :)
I wonder if they'll append "Best Actress Oscar Winner" to Portman's billing on the mediaeval stoner comedy "Royal Highness" posters?
I wonder if they'll append "Best Actress Oscar Winner" to Pprtman's billing on the mediaeval stoner comedy "Royal Highness" posters?
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