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Dear baby mama: did you know you just pushed baby's stroller into traffic against the light? Oh. You did know? Ok. Just checking. Carry on.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Talking social media and doing a live show & tell @ Bertucci's. Love this stuff!

November 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Do you write? Read this and no one gets hurt: http://asburyandasbury.typepad.com/blog.... Then buy this for a good cause: http://www.asburyandasbury.com/shop...

November 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"The issue is not that you're a jerk. It's that you're a jerk who has the facts wrong." ROTFL!

September 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"If you're going to be wrong, do it at the top of your voice!" (@iAMolbermann)

September 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Cumberland (RI) Water Authority blames coffee-colored water on residents watering their lawns! http://www.valleybreeze.com/Freecom...

September 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dear Jaywalker: Really? Are you, like, daring me? After the week I've had?

August 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Pizza Hut surprised me with a great mobile experience! https://quikorder.pizzahut.com/phorder...

August 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Yard work: the most efficient way to go from 'perfectly nice day' to 'utterly feeble.'

July 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Enriching the Cirque du Soleil experience, nearby audience members offer thoughtful observations: "I like the props they got in this."

July 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Bootstrapping + shoestrings = startup success! - http://www.businessweek.com/smallbi...

June 25 from Digg - Comment - Like - Share

Analyzing Twitter unsatisfying? (Ragan) http://www.ragan.com/ME2...

June 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'd like to buy a vowel. No, wait, I'd like to solve the puzzle. Please, can I just solve this damn puzzle already?!

June 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT: @SteveKayser Favorite line of the week: "The trouble with him is he lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech" -GBS

June 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Insomnia is a cruel mistress.

June 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

In the future, we'll all use "Photoshop Live" to manipulate our visages in real time. Look better instantly with a molecular digital mask!

June 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

No, no, no, no! I am NOT protesting! You're wrong! I am NOT protesting!

June 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Is it me, or is rhat whole Ed Hardy graphic t-shirt thing just DONE??? (Please?)

June 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Spotted @ the mall: one hand crippled by a cast, the other by 3-in fuscia fingernails! Add stillettos for the trifecta!

June 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If a peacock struts in the forest, and nobody's there to see him, can he still attract a customer?

May 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Most important Twitter thought: tweet people as u wish 2 b tweeted!

May 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Listening to #ritwitterpanel - a PVD tweetup!

May 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Star Trek in IMax: Awesome!! Gene would approve.

May 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I like to think I'm smarter than your average lobster, thank you very much!

May 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Thanks for jaywalking!

May 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Client meeting, great new product! Tough funding climate calls for well packaged, compelling pitch more than ever before!

May 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Lunch always tastes better after a great new business pitch!

April 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Fun day at the Boston Museum of Science... with approx. 8 million vacationing school kids!

April 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @JamesRivers: Super creative 404 page, http://www.bluedaniel.com/404...

April 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Zappos, the shoes ordered @ midnight r here already (standard shipping)! Will u marry me?

April 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share