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Anyone alive out there? Reply to this and I'll retweet you #drunk + #bored lol
One thing I never understood is why asian women have really dark private parts… U'd think they'd be more yellow than brown. #justsaying :P
Alex Jones Prank Call (Audio) #HowardStern - http://www.shabooty.com/2013...
Michael Jordan Has a SECRET Son? - http://www.shabooty.com/2013...
Pastor Manning GOES IN!!! "Michelle Obama Wants To Be Loved" "...Dresses Like a Slut!" - http://www.shabooty.com/2013...
Pastor Manning GOES IN!!! “Michelle Obama Wants To Be Loved” “…Dresses Like a Slut!” - http://www.shabooty.com/2013...
“@MariahCarey: Lambypals ! On my way to Fallon” ew Mariah calls her fans #Lambypals? That is the douchiest thing I've ever heard @NickCannon
Alex Jones Prank Call (Audio) #HowardStern http://www.shabooty.com/2013...
I don't want a wife, but if I have to propose to a bitch to get a fucking re-fill around here, I am about to! :)
Pastor Manning GOES IN!!! "Michelle Obama Wants To Be Loved" "...Dresses Like a Slut!" http://www.shabooty.com/2013...
Michael Jordan Has a SECRET Son? - http://www.shabooty.com/2013...
Michael Jordan Has a SECRET Son? http://www.shabooty.com/2013...
Cue Afroman… "I was gonna go to work, but then I got high!" RT @NBCNewYork: Crossing guard didn't show up for work on day of boy's death"
I'd love to be @DennisHof for a day just so I can get on the public address system, and be like "can I get a price-check on some pussy?"
I need Netflix for beer, as then they send me beer, I drink it, I send back the empty cans and then they send me some new beer. Good idea?
I need Netflix for a beer, as then they send me beer, I drink it, I send back the empty cans and then they send me some new beer. Good idea?
All of that horsemeat in the UK is why all of those alt porn chicks from the UK got luscious curves to die for... #daddylikes.
#SadDrSeuss Green Eggs and HAM: Hard As a Motherfucker.
My favorite is when someone is talking to just one other person on speaker phone and is yelling into it. Like damn just pick up the headset!
#SadDrSeuss Cat in The JimmyHat
I hate when fat people are the ones in charge of telling you what to get for a potluck
Left my headlights on last night and my car still started. That's a first :-) thank u baby Jesus for the good look.
They say twitter is worth 10 billion dollars. Who knew there was so much value in typing into a phone while taking a shit.
“Father of woman whose body was found in Redlands says he warned her that her job as prostitute would lead 2 no good” all 'tutes go 2 heaven
man im drinking #redstripe beer my fav #sofuckinggood
Lol this guy's twitter bio http://instagram.com/p...
“@latimes: Reported rape at UC Santa Cruz was a hoax, police say” #whitegirlhobbies
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