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I have 196 unread emails. I feel like a stripper w/ 196 $1 bills rubber-banded around her ankle in a room full of 196 broken money counters.
“@jtes: Breaking: Woman who accused Conor Oberst of rape (in the comments of xoJane) says she lied http://t.co/WvPbgY3XUn” @byroncrawford
“@ABC7Chicago: Police: Couple arrested for sex on top of Chipotle http://abc7chicago.com/news... http://t.co/NJ9T1blopV” #ThisCouldBeUsButYouPlayin
RT @Mlle_valerie_: Happy Birthday boo!! big kiss just for you @SHABOOTY .... https://twitter.com/Mlle_va...
. @yuckotheclown look what I'm in possession of... A #brickleberry pharrell hat ;) https://twitter.com/SHABOOT...
Your moment of zen https://t.co/lqSlxamG6x
.@FifNdhs illuminati? https://twitter.com/SHABOOT...
RT @madflavor: @SHABOOTY Happy Birthday buddy!
RT @SternFBSuperfan: Happy Birthday to @SHABOOTY and @VinylPopArt Enjoy your day!
RT @courtybabe: ᕼᗩᑭᑭY ᗷIᖇTᕼᗪᗩY @SHABOOTY !! 😎🎉🎂 hope the hangover isn't too bad
Traveling when u feel like a dog dookie sandwich sucks -- someone pass the table salt plz!
RT @Alissa_Barry: @SHABOOTY happy birthday!! Party on!
RT @Misstabstevens: WISHING THE EVER SO FABULOUS @SHABOOTY A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE RICK'S ;-) https://twitter.com/Misstab...
RT @xomaryjeanxo: @SHABOOTY happy born day playboy xoxo
RT @askjillian: Happy Birthday Shabooty!!! Xxx RT @SHABOOTY: @askjillian guess whose birthday it is? #dirtythirty
RT @DJPaulyD: Happy B-Day My Dude !!! @SHABOOTY
“@vividcabaretnyc: Meet the gorgeous SHAY! http://t.co/Uyrpw8KsBO” I'm at vivid cabaret NYC Come thru ps my bday at midnight!!!
Ohh? They brought in the dancers https://t.co/nESecDmx02
The day party scene #nyc euro dudes pulling da sistaz! https://t.co/3wqaNRFAWJ
There is this bartender at this rooftop bar that looks like @rosariodawson omg wtf who wants me to take a pic
And I talked to @dianeguerrero__ on the phone #OITNB
Damn I just remembered I took a shot out of a woman's shoe last night at this Irish bar lol a tradition-birthday-shot (in a high heel shoe)
The view right now http://instagram.com/p...
Only time ull see my donning a bear suit ever 😂🐻 (also I never smile in pix) http://instagram.com/p...
Up at comedycentral 🐻 HQ http://instagram.com/p...
“@waterblocknyc: Lin is a HUGE star in the Asian communities domestic and abroad.” In that case, how good is General Tso's jump shot?
Lebron is back in Cleveland but he left his heart in Miami and by heart I mean hairline.
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