I’m a procrastinator, a sewist, a dabbler, a reader, a baker, an over planner, a mama to many furry kids and I regularly play with fire.
About 3 posts per day
Dear mom, please stop sending me links to things you want for Christmas and just go shopping. You showed me 5 ... FIVE ... 1oz Gold Liberty $50 pieces while I was visiting you can afford it. Just sayin' Love me.
confident my brain just exploded. Guy at the front counter is explaining that we have the cure for cancer but it isn't offered b/c companies make more money on the drugs to treat ... also the planes into the twin towers were the US military in an attempt to prove weapons of mass destruction and clean up Bush's mess. sigh
We've run out of rules for the moment and have moved into the dissertations. So far this morning I've been instructed on: Not using polish remover (wear clear polish only and let it wear off. I'm betting the polish is as bad as the remover),. Also, that my desire for a brown bed quilt is wrong thinking. White is better b/c the dog grime can be..
Mom's version of 'Give the dog a bone': vTake sliced beef bone from freezer and boil it to death. Remove marrow and any meat bits. Pin dog's ears behind her hair with a hair clip (standard poodle with very full ears). Give the do the bone. Demand dog take it out on the porch. Raise voice at confused dog (porch door is closed). Apologize to dog