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@shawnjooste tell your boys to talk to my brother for lessons ;) #dodgingbullets @lucasgo
@ubertwiter my calls aren't coming through when the app is open :( texts are being stalled too.
Anyone else using Ubertwitter find that their calls are not coming through when the app is in use?
Jack Sparrow. The man who could have my babies. All my bad boy fantasies stem from him.
Pirates of the Carribbean it is. Dead Man's Chest. Blanket, cat, smokes, sorted.
Was about to watch Wall-E, finally. But the disc won't work. Am a sad panda.
@gregnietsky at this stage I'd take an entire case!
@acidicice oh my god. Or " I have "to" many [whatever]". Aaaaaargh!
@acidicice hehe. @richardcoote calls be a grammar nazi often. Its sort of impossible to just stop though!
I'm just putting this out there because if I don't I may just implode: I'm really, really, REALLY fucked off. That is all.
@kambabe yeah, its an annoying habit everyone moans at me for. Can't help myself.
@kambabe well... There's a fundamental difference between the words "your" and "you're" :p
@kambabe "your"? Hmmmm. Aren't you a teacher?
@darwinshome did you know that used to be the official kfc mayo? I love it too.
godamn I have a weak stomach! This cat box business? I end up heaving in the loo everytime.
Yay for a clean house! Such an awesome weekend with my people.
RT hah! Pwned. @8UNNI: I like little boys. Also, @shebeegee is the awesomest chick in the world,when I grow up I wanna be her. Word
@guymclaren that site cracks me up. I like to read it on Sundays when I'm in bed sipping tea and usually hungover and sympathetic.
@exmi elton john was just bleating that out on a radio station as I got in the car. Jinksed me you did.
@beetle001 @cybersass haha! Okidoki then.
@beetle001 *censored censored*
@beetle001 you want a what? Pearl necklace? Hmmmmmm. *giggle*
@cybersass well Beetle001 is from CT so he should be well familiar with that accent. Innit, Beetle?
@SnowgooseSA oh mannnn! I love Oribi!
@exmi I'm also not feeling hundreds cos of dodgy food. First time in ages I decide to eat calamari :(
@beetle001 oh hardihar.
@cybersass yeah. Amish farm of yawnness. :-/
Good morning from the house of @8unni. Two very lazy girls here today. Not looking forward to going back to the farm.
Good night all you sexy twits. Xoxox
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