Kristin LaLonde

Picked up my required Coneys from Angelos on my through Flint last night. Now they're breakfast! Look out digestive system, you're about to get punched in the face.

Scott Bakula is a hot old dude. Talk about a Quantum Leap (in my pants).

Top 5 Library Videos on YouTube – TV Commercial Edition | At Your Library - http://www.atyourlibrary.org/top-5-l...

Protip: If you can only make complaints about the President by making fun of his race then you are a racist douchebag. Deal with it.

Anybody want the "Mildly Attractive Men of SLIS Calendar" for Christmas? I plan to buy 50,000 copies right away.

D.C. gay marriage one step closer - Washington Times - http://www.washingtontimes.com/news...

harry potter clock shows family’s whereabouts through the magic of twitter on [technabob] - http://technabob.com/blog...

Detroit Public Library - Main Branch is awesome! World class resource; HYPE Center was amazing; building itself is a gorgeous piece of art. If you're at all a history nerd, GO THERE!

Bacon Gets Its Just Desserts : NPR - http://www.npr.org/templat...

Holly Cara Price: Amanda Palmer: No Rules - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/holly-c...

Eddie Izzard on Netflix instant, Slurpee and my Hot Carl t-shirt? What else could I want in life?

"Who are the Allens and why are they out of spice?"

Slurpee + Vodak = Good Times. Best take home exam, EVAR!

Video: Gaywatch - Peter Vadala & William Phillips | The Daily Show | Comedy Central - http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch...

So angry I could punch god in the taint.

That's Gay: Conversion // Current - http://current.com/items...

Best thing about having your days off during the week? Being able to watch Old People TV aka The Hallmark Channel. If I had a Snuggie this would be perfect.

30 Rock - Tell your mom - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Tales from the Library: On Sunday, a resident crazy got into an arguement with the Children's storyteller about the validity of his claims about the origins of a story, in front of all the kids. I'm sure all of the kids were very impressed with his conspiracy theory knowledge, aka THE TRUTH!!!1!one!!

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Anatomical vegetarian ad - Boing Boing - http://www.boingboing.net/2009...

Friday the 13th, bitchezzz! Don't shoot anyone in the eye with a flaming arrow today, no matter how right it feels.

Boo Rahmani Eye Institute! How can you use a non-Pavel Datsyuk commercial during the Red Wings game? I will not trust my eyes to you! You cannot be trusted!

I have 30 more Google Wave invites! They keep pushing more on me! Somebody from Google is going to come by my house and burn me with cigarettes if I don't send these out by tomorrow!

Should I install Windows 7 on my machine? Its free, but I just got used to Vista. Damn my 1st World Problems!

If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a green dress but not a real green dress; that's cruel.

Protip: If you're hitting on me in the Library don't preface it with lamentations about your broken down car and living in a hotel. Also, don't be creepy.

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week/ I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek/ I really don't care, in fact I wish him well/ 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell.

Somebody should do a study of all the weirdos that just walk through a library. People that aren't there for any reason but to act weird and walk around. It's too cold to be weird and walk the streets these days.

Kristin my Touch is being insane in the mainframe.