"Twice-baked potatoes are a great holiday meal. To be honest, they're great for any day and are super tasty and filling. Potatoes with cheese, bacon, green onions, and more cheese? How can that be wrong? They're also super easy to make. Aside from the baking of the potatoes, these only take about 15 minutes or so of work to make."
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
Now I feel like I missed out. No one had signs in the queues we saw. They looked remarkably calm and normal! I'm going to have to make one. It will say TEAM TYLER'S VAN.
- joey
And I have the grey hair to prove it. HA GET IT GREY HAIR?!? I KILL ME.
- Steven Perez
That is actually Perez and his "pet" bunnies after his first regeneration. He thought it would be a funny joke, and the pregnancies were hilarious. Ah, follies of youth.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Says the woman who put contraceptives in the rain.
- Steven Perez
Same old excuse. "Wasn't me who dumped all those jellybeans on Atlanta - it was the Valeyard." "Wasn't me who started an intergalactic war with the Judoon - it was the Valeyard." "Wasn't me who crossconnected Skype with my TARDIS and accidentally erased the time when Bell invented the telephone - it was the Valeyard."
- Steven Perez
from IM
That time is really was the Valeyard, I swear. That was during the time I was really drunk and told everyone in porn that VHS was better than Betamax.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Yeah, and what happened? It took forever to get the earth properly reset out of the Porn Dimension. And we still haven't figured out what to do with a million sex-craving people from another dimension.
- Steven Perez
Nobody wanted to leave that Dimension but you and The Doctor. Everyone else was happy.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
And very sore. And walking funny. And about to merge into the dimension where the Vatican and the Taliban ruled the world. So, yeah, had to fix your screw-up.
- Steven Perez
from IM
A theory championed by you and the guy who has a thing for stupid blondes.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Right. Because the Doctor had no idea what he was talking about. And we had to do it without you, Miss Freaky Orgy Mistress.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Humans dig that crap, why else would their be sooooo many of them on their little planet?
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Hey, I'm not the one who couldn't be bothered to save reality because she was busy getting it on with another reality's Halle Berry.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Yeah, right. Not what you said back then, "Valeyard".
- Steven Perez
from IM
If you guys had just left the Master alone and not just assumed that I didn't want him to turn my TARDIS into a paradox machine.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Right, because leaving the Master to run rampant is *****such***** a good idea. Maybe we should do that the next time the Daleks show up. "OH NOES THE DALEKS ARE GONNA BLOW UP TIME AND SPACE. Oh, well, too busy shagging eight Brazilian girls. Maybe they'll just go away if we leave them alone." Great plan.
- Steven Perez
from IM
The Master is totally harmless. He gets all this power and then blows it doing something stupid. The Daleks are just metal psychopaths, I've been saying to take them out for years, but everyone is hung up on the genocide thing.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
"Totally harmless"?!? Yeah, except for that time when he killed one-tenth of the population of the earth. Or burned Japan. Or tried to kill the universe by making a Time Lord Empire? THAT Master?
- Steven Perez
from IM
And again, where were you? Having threeways with various sex-addled people. Bad Time Lady.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Drinking with the Romans actually. They knew how to throw a party.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Great. Drunk and derelict. Good thing Galifrey isn't around anymore, or they'd take away your TARDIS and ground you on earth.
- Steven Perez
from IM
If you have all of time and space, why would you not just party all the time? And not one of us that are left are more or less corrupt than the others, why else would we have fled from the time war?
- Amber, Random Time Lord
"Party"? "Fled"? Well, now we know why Galifrey lost.
- Steven Perez
DO ANYBODY NO WHY STEVEN PEREZ ADMITS TO BEING A BUNNEH? DYSP!!!
- Jimminy
Never admitting you are a coward is much worse than the act of cowardice itself.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
I'm sure that gives you much comfort.
- Steven Perez
from IM
I should have never saved you from that mess you made on the moon of Poosh, it saddens me that you can't admit to yourself that you ran. The only other thing I can think of that would be worse would be if you had just as much Time Lord blood on your hands as he does.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Poosh? You drunken idiot, that wasn't me. And for you to assume that I ran from the Time War, as opposed to certain people who were too drunk and sexed up to fight, only proves you need to lay off the sauce.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Yes, Photoshop. Used as a verb. You do still have a dictionary, yes?
- Steven Perez
from IM
Yes but I don't use human toys to forge things when you do the stupid things on your own. Remember, you are the one who wasted a regeneration on a bunny joke.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Hey, I'm not the halfling who likes to mimic the ugly traits of other species for entertainment. And I have never regenerated into a bunneh. Again: liquor ... by half.
- Steven Perez
from IM
That much is true. You'll mimic any ugly traits from any species. That one trait you picked up on Melismajora, where they smoke curried dog meat, was really disgusting.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Who decided drunken debauchery was ugly? It is pretty fun. The dog-meat smokes helped me lost that weight I gained on the brownie planet.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
And there it is. Why does the universe keep falling into peril? Because Amber has to keep knocking down dimensional walls to get her drunk on.
- Steven Perez
It all works out ok, plus I don't flat out defy the rules of time . . . like some people.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Oh, I'm sorry, were you still going. Amber? I was busy making myself some dinner and fighting off another Auton invasion. I had no idea you were still yammering drunkenly about stuff that happened in your head.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Oh no! Perez had to actually lift a finger to stop some life-sized G.I. Joes. Somebody give a cookie to the dude that is picked on by action figures.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
"What we have is a comparison of Barack Obama's approval ratings on the economy to his approval ratings overall. It includes all polls in the Pollster.com database that asked about both approval of Obama on the economy and his overall job performance -- a total of 109 polls dating back to the start of his term. I've then drawn in some LOESS curves to illustrate the trend."
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
"No vampire could be as terrifying as the worst merchandise tying in with the Twilight phenomenon. To help you collect holiday gag gifts that will horrify your friends, we've gathered the craziest and most ridiculous Twi-crap in existence."
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
What's more disturbing is that the photo must be an adults room. I've raised 2 teenage girls and neither of their rooms were ever as clean as that photo.
- Threepwood
It's probably made in photoshop this is pretty common for artists to do so you can see the art in a room setting. Not that I consider that art but, you know.
- Andrizzle Gizzle
"The next time your screen freezes up, instead of getting angry and mashing the CTRL+ALT+DEL keys, take a deep breath and get yourself something to drink. Let the CTRL+ALT+DEL Cups Set reset your mood while you sip iced tea and wait for your computer to boot up. There's no CMD version for Macs, but maybe that's because we've never heard a Mac user complain about their computer freezing. Do they even have an CMD-ALT-DEL equivalent? $24"
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
"They'd taken a SCAR assault rifle, and put a "black box" inside the handgrip, networking it with the soldier ("with a kind of Bluetooth" according to the PR guy), and also to home base. The grip is a sealed, 10-year unit that logs the number of bullets fired and remaining ammo a la Aliens. They're also working on pairing to specific soldiers, perhaps using biometrics. Deactivating it if the Taliban get it, for instance? "In the near future," said PR man enigmatically."
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
Out-of-Control Rick Perry Overrides Rare Clemency Vote, Executes Man Who Killed No One | Rights and Liberties | AlterNet - http://www.alternet.org/blogs...
"Rick Perry is out of control. Even as the controversy over his execution of an innocent man goes unresolved, last night the Texas Governor rejected a rare clemency recommendation from the state Board of Pardons and Paroles for a man facing execution for a murder he did not commit."
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
"The jury ordered the company on Thursday to pay punitive damages of 244 million dollars and compensatory damages of 55 million dollars to Cindy Naugle, an ex-smoker suffering from severe emphysema. "Cindy admitted her fault to the jury," her attorney Robert Kelley said in a statement. "But Philip Morris refused to accept any responsibility for her emphysema, even though she was an addicted customer for 25 years." Philip Morris rejected the ruling in a statement and said they would seek further review."
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
I wonder what Philip Morris is specifically accused of hiding? I'm anti-smoking. But it's a legal drug. And Surgeon General's warnings have been on them for more than 25 years now. I've had arguments with smokers about laws and proposed laws to ban smoking from certain public places. And they get militant as hell about it. So when the piper comes, you need to pay the piper. If Philip...
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- Spidra Webster
Re-God-Damn-Dick-You-Liss! A bit extreme. Hopefully she lives long enough to spend some of her 'winings'. I don't smoke and I feel that the tobacco companies are pretty much weasels. but this is way too much for someone that partook of a legal product. the government should be sued for allowing tobacco to be legal. and why not sue me too for not saying anything all this time. and sue the friggen martians too while you are at it!!!
- Morgan Haley
With all due respect, Morgan, you're wrong. An industry that has done its level best to addict countless people to its product, just to insure that there would always be consumers for their product, deserves to have every last cent bled out of them and their companies pillaged until they can give no more.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Steven, I don't like the tobacco companies. I think they *are* weasels. But if you want the legal system to go by how we feel about defendants/plaintiffs rather than the facts of the case, we're going back to times when the law was the whim of the king. The article doesn't tell me enough to be sure of what's going on, but my sense of it is that the jury was acting in tune with your...
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- Spidra Webster
Someone older than the plaintiff in this case, someone who was introduced to smoking before Surgeon General's warnings were put on packages would have a case. But someone who's been smoking for 25 years can't claim to have not known that cigarettes have been strongly linked to cancer. (Honestly, people knew even before then, but that was when the gov't took an official stand on it.)
- Spidra Webster
Spidra: "Feel" has nothing to do with it. There is ample evidence that the tobacco industry has been playing with ways to chemically addict people to cigarettes since the 1920s.
- Steven Perez
from IM
There probably won't be much left of that award by the time the federal appeals courts get done with it. Look what happened to the Alaskans in the Exxon Valdez case (when the guilty party couldn't make any kind of personal responsibility argument against the plaintiff(s)). ... As for Philip Morris, I can't really feel sorry for a company that profits from people's addictions.
- John (a.k.a. dendroica)
What are the odds she'll actually get that money? All the big awards I can recall ended up not actually being paid (like the McDonald's woman). Oh, ninja'd by John.
- Lo
She's suing about her particular instance not what Philip Morris did prior to when she took up smoking. In fact, unless the case is about something very different than the article talks about, she doesn't have legal standing to be a plaintiff in anything suing Philip Morris for things they did in the '20s or any date prior to when she became a customer. Using the figures in the article,...
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- Spidra Webster
YouTube
- Norah O'Donnell Stumps Palin Supporter By Asking About Palin's Support Of Bailouts - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
"ProFORMA uses a fixed video camera to allow on-line reconstruction of objects held in a user’s hand. Partial models are generated very quickly and displayed instantly, allowing the user to plan how to manipulate the object’s pose in order to generate additional views for reconstruction. We demonstrate how augmented reality can be used to assist the user in view planning, guiding the user to collect new keyframes from desirable views in order to complete and refine the model."
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
Conservative media frequently accuse progressives of "raping" Americans | Media Matters for America - http://mediamatters.org/researc...
"Conservative commentators such as Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and Michael Savage frequently employ rape metaphors when discussing progressives or progressive policies. For example, Beck said that New Yorkers are "being raped by [their] government," while Limbaugh, during a discussion of health care, told his listeners: "Get ready to get gang-raped again."
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
It's their fantasy. I'm sure Freud would've had a field day with them...
- ProsePetals (aka Denise)
ASK THE RANDOM TIME LORDS (For Episode 22): Now fielding questions for the next podcast. If there is anything you wanted to ask the Random Time Lords about anything, here's your chance. Drop us a note at randomtimelords@gmail.com or leave a question here, and we'll take a whack at answering your question.
Who put the ram in the ramalama ding dong?
- aden (and junk)
Why did Derrick destroy my hopes and dreams of going to a kegger tonight, and those of Amber seeing my super hot and sexy wife? #DYD Damn You Derrick! Much <3
- Tsali, The Native of FF
"If you don’t back a copyright treaty being negotiated in secret, you must want to destroy Hollywood, its blockbuster movies and all the jobs they create. At least that’s the message from the Motion Picture Association of America. It’s spelled out in a Thursday memo to the Senate Judiciary Committee, urging lawmakers to support the Obama administration’s efforts toward negotiating an intellectual property agreement with more than a dozen countries."
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
I'll promise to hate Hollywood if the MPAA gets that thing signed and ratified.
- John (a.k.a. dendroica)
"The European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) says it expects to restart the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) by this weekend after more than a year of repairs. The 27 km (17 mi) particle accelerator was launched last year, but suffered a failure from a faulty electrical connection, damaging 53 of the smasher's 9,300 superconducting magnets. Repairs are now completed, and the plan is to begin injecting protons into the LHC this weekend, on the path to search for particles such as predicted-yet-unobserved Higgs Boson. Collected below are some photographs of the repairs, and of the LHC and some of its experiments in various stages of construction. (30 photos total)"
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
"Mother Nature may have sneaked off with a sought-after slice of Thanksgiving. Recent heavy rains in the Midwest are putting pumpkin pie in short supply this holiday season. On Tuesday, food giant Nestle, which controls about 85% of the pumpkin crop for canning, issued a rare apology and said that rain appeared to have destroyed what remained of a small harvest this year and that it expected to stop shipping the holiday staple by Thanksgiving. Supermarkets say supplies are tight, depending on the store."
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
"Kellogg Co. says there will be a nationwide shortage of its popular Eggo frozen waffles until next summer because of interruptions in production at two of the four plants that make them."
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
"This week The Pirate Bay confirmed it would shut down its tracker for good, instead encouraging the use of DHT, PEX and magnet links. This move confounded many BitTorrent enthusiasts, who although wishing to adapt, were confronted with hard to grasp terminology and technology. Time for some explaining."
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
"WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Justice Department intends to drop manslaughter and weapons charges against one of the Blackwater Worldwide security guards involved in a deadly 2007 Baghdad shooting, prosecutors said in court documents Friday. The shooting in busy Nisoor Square left 17 Iraqis dead and inflamed anti-American sentiment abroad. It touched off a string of investigations that ultimately led the State Department to cancel the company's lucrative contract to guard diplomats in Iraq. Iraqis have said they're watching closely to see how the U.S. judicial system handles the five men accused of unleashing an unprovoked attack on civilians with machine guns and grenades."
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
YouTube
- Utah Senator Chris Buttars Doesn't Want The Gays Stuffing It Down His Throat All The Time - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
"Health officials say a Tamiflu-resistant strain of swine flu has spread between hospital patients. Five patients on a unit treating people with severe underlying health conditions at the University Hospital of Wales, Cardiff, were infected. Three appear to have acquired the infection in hospital. They are thought to be the first confirmed cases of person-to-person transmission of a Tamiflu-resistant strain in the world."
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
"No longer are our families guaranteed a healthy livelihood, not in the face of the current rates of cancer, diabetes, obesity, Alzheimers and allergies. We need a new food system."
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
Pharmaceutical Giant Paid $500,000 to Psychiatrist Who Used Chicago's Poor as Guinea Pigs | Health and Wellness | AlterNet - http://www.alternet.org/healthw...
"Putting aside its concerns, AstraZeneca would continue its relationship with Reinstein, paying him $490,000 over a decade to travel the nation promoting its best-selling antipsychotic drug, Seroquel. In return, Reinstein provided the company a vast customer base: thousands of indigent, mentally ill residents in Chicago-area nursing homes. During this period, Reinstein also faced accusations that he overmedicated and neglected patients who took a variety of drugs. But his research and promotional work went on, including studies and presentations examining many of the antipsychotics he prescribed on his daily rounds. The AstraZeneca payments, filed as exhibits in a federal lawsuit, highlight the extent to which a leading drug company helped sustain one of the busiest psychiatrists working in local nursing facilities."
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
"Tracy Barker has been awarded almost $3 million by an arbitrator in assault charges against a U.S. contractor and former Halliburton subsidiary, after claiming she was raped in 2005 by a State Department employee in Iraq, the Associated Press reports. "It took me a long time to get here. I'm happy about the award," she told the AP. But it's not over for her yet. KBR has appealed the ruling and intends to shrink its payout to $300,000, according to Barker's website. Barker filed the suit in May 2007, but her case was dismissed the following year and relegated to be settled through arbitration rather than courts, as per a prior agreement with her employer. "They are still dragging it out," the AP recorded her as saying. "They didn't win and now they want to amend the award. You can't with binding arbitration. How is that fair?""
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
"Ohio filed a suit Friday against global rating agencies, claiming they provided misleading information ahead of the financial crisis that caused nearly 500 million dollars in losses for state funds."
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet