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Steven Perez
THE DEVIN'S ADVOCATE: WHY BREAKING DAWN MUST BE MADE INTO A MOVIE - http://chud.com/article...
December 2, 2009
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"In a moment that demands to be shown on the silver screen, Edward gives Bella an emergency C-section with his fucking teeth. It's like something out of XTro, for the love of God. It's so horrible it's brilliant, and this scene alone is why I remain firm in declaring that David Cronenberg must direct Breaking Dawn. This is surely his movie."
- Steven Perez
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I will pre-order the tickets and camp out for a month in front of the movie theater if Cronenberg directs this. THIS IS THE MOVIE HE WAS BORN TO DIRECT.
- Steven Perez
"The entire film of Breaking Dawn would play like the weirdest exploitation film since Doris Wishman died - brutal sex, bizarre body horror, unbelievable pedophilia."
- Joe The Sausage
YES!
- Steven Perez
*Shoots Steven for posting new moon stuf*. It's verboten.
- Roberto Bonini
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*ducks, since this is not about New Moon* #offonatechnicality
- Steven Perez
Okay, I admit? I love the Twilight books. I own the last 3 in hardcover and I own Twilight on DVD and stuff. That said, THIS ARTICLE IS HILARIOUS. I love them in spite of their ridiculosity. :)
- Laura H.